chaptarp 3: moonmistress89

lueigy didn't understand what maryo was trying to get with the nintendating website at but whatever it was, he wanted to find out.

however, it didn't help taht mario decided to literally decided to tell everyone in the smash mansion about his woes, or how his brother put it; love quest. ever since then, everyones been talking about it none stop, even pressing him on for details. the green fighter was sick of it all.

heck, ever since mario made the account, he hasn't bothered logging in or checking. loogee found it quite pointless to do so, seeing how he never had interest in the entire thing to begin with. the poor guy just wanted to find a girl the old fashioned way but he figured digital was the new in. sighing, the italian made his way towards the computer as he decided to actually check the stupid profile. however, he quickly exited out, not wanting to deal with it as it got the attention of someone.

"hey luigi, what's got you down in the dumps?'" asked master hand. he noticed the lack of participation the fighter has taken in the rounds recently.

"well... daisy broke up with-a me and mario decided to tell my-a problems to everyone here," complained the italian mustache man.

master handjob pasted for a moment, thinking to himself before replying. he did recall mario's big mouth echoing throughout the mansion recently about it. as much as he hated to admit, it was an nice change of pace from ness' usual antics.

"oh that problem," master hand said casually. "i'm sorry to hear about it but you need to move on luigi. its rather hindering your performance by an landslide and you need to get your head in the game."

"get my-a head in the-a game?" luigi responded, tilting his head. what in the world did master hand exactly mean by that anyways.

"you know, get yourself back out there. show daisy that you're over her and find someone else. find a woman who will love or respect you, or heck, even an guy or an non-human! love's love after all," explained the giant hand.

"... you're-a right. thanks master-a hand, i should have been enjoying myself rather than letting this whole escapade get to me," replied luigi.

if master hand could show an smile, he would be smiling right now. after all, he is an giant floating hand with no mouth. luigi hummed, turning around as he remembered one last thing.

"oh yeah, i thought you were talking about high school music at first when you mentioned the get your head in the-a game part."

master hand just stared as luigi left. he sighed, never wanting to be associated with that movie ever again, especially when ness took out the dvd of interstellar and replaced it with high school musical. he realized he really must do something about that little troll.

in another place in the land of nintendo, stood a mansion. a sound of an feisty cat, breaking vases and temper tantrumming can be heard as an woman growled furiously with a mixture of sobs and anger. cia fell onto her bed, crying as she defiled the last link portrait ever! she was once the sucksessful villion who commanded an entire armey. now, she was washed out and out of her prime as she barely left the mansion.

she was constantly on dating site after dating site looking for TRUE and HONEST love but all da men were da same. all pigs, first acting interested for her tits and sex but when they met her in person, they were dicks! she logged onto her nintendating profile as she used older pictures of herself when she was in her prime. an profile popped up with the username outforsex1999. being curious, she clicked the profile as her eyes widened in delight.

the former dark sorceress laid eyes on the most sexiest man she had ever seen in da world. his mustache, smooth and rough, his nice, round and squishy and overall, he actually looked like an nice guy! she decided to take the risk and message him, hoping he'll responded. after all, they had sumthin in common as they were both virgins.

she sat at her computer, lurking and awaiting his response. cia couldn't help but sigh, hoping he'll at least talk to her. it didn't help that he wore her most favorite color evar, green. hopefully unlike AN CERTAIN HERO IN GREEN, this man will actually treat her like an decent human being and actually notice her even though it was her fault in the first place for not talking to said certain hero in green.

-into the night by benny mardones begins to play-

lueggy sighed. its been a few days since stupid maero signed him up to that stupid dating website. he decided to check his profile page, clicking his mouse as he received sum messauages from sum ladies. they all wanted a piece of his bulky luigimeister and mentioned nothing about his good qualatees. he sighed, about to deactivate the account until he received another message. being curious, he took the chance and clicked it as it was someone actually interested in talking to him!

moonmistress89 said: hey i saw ur pix and ur really cute :heart:

outforsex1999 replied: thank you! you know, you're the first person who actually acknowledged me for me and not for this horrendous username my stupid fatass brother gave me!

moonmistress89: aww, that sux. :( ur bro sounds leik an dick. hey, u shuld check out my pix!

with those words, luigi decided to take the risk. as he clicked her profile, his penis erected so hard, it ripped through his clothes! this grill was the most gorgeous grill he had ever seen!

she was an hot, tan babe with gorgeous, white hair, amethyst eyes that sparkled like glitter out in the moonlight, an curvy, slender hourglass shaped body with big boobs. in fact, her boobs were one of the biggest he has ever seen in the land of nintendo, well besides bayonetta's.

he decided to reply back, seeing how he had the urge to know this sexee laydee.

outforsex1999 replied: wow... you're really gorgeous. you look like you're an really shy girl. (:

moonmistress89 replied: really? u think so? aww, tats so sweet of u... i never got tat comment before. i really appreciate talkin to u.

outforsex1999 replied: me too. hey we should exchange contact information. i'd love to get to know you more. even if things don't end up working out, we can still be friends.

outforsex1991 has exchanged information with moonmistress89.

moonmistress89 replied: yes! i really hope it worx though i mean i wuld be so upset if it didnt. maybe we shuld go on daet sumtime yes? :heart: ;)

outforsex1999 replied: of course! i accept this date!

cia cheered, being happy that she managed to land outforsex1991 however grew sad as she realized and remembered something.

she worried how he would react once he sees that she doesn't look like her pictures anymore.

chaptarp 3 end

finally the love has began. will luigi be successful on his first date with best girl cia or will it all go down apart. tune in next time in chaptarp 4: first daet.