Bringing down a notch

by ChangeOfHe4rt

He always won and was starting to get cocky about it too. What happens when this cockiness results in someone wanting to get revenge. Fic will contain Shonen-Ai (boy-Boy nothing too suggestive ) Right now it's more friendship. Features an OOC Yami. Mild cursing in the last chapter and mild suggestive themes. Moved rating to T but it's probably still K

3. Pains

Yami Yugi= Yami/Pharaoh/Atem

Yugi Motou= Aibou

Ryou Bakura ( Hikari)= Ryou/Tenshi

Yami Bakura= Bakura/tombrobber

Malik(Marik) Ishtar= Malik/ Koi

Yami Marik= Marik/tombkeeper

Seto Kaiba= Kaiba/Dragon/

Mokuba Kaiba= Mokuba

Jounouchi=Jou/Pup

Solomon Motou=Solomon/Grandpa/Gramps

Honda/Tristan= Honda

Otogi/Duke= Otogi

Ishizu -Ishizu

Shizuka/Serenity-Serenity

Anzu/Tea- Anzu

[Yami to Hikari]

/Hikari to Yami/

**characters thoughts**

(Author Notes/Scene Notes)

[Yami to Hikari]

/Hikari to Yami/

Ancient Egyptian dialogue

" Hi this Pegasus and well Ch4ngeOfHeart would like me to welcome you to the final chapter of their fic." (Hears sniffling in the next room and goes to investigate)

**sniff**

"What's wrong with you Yugi- oh I mean Pharaoh-boy?"

**sniff** "Aibou."

"What about Yugi-boy, hmmm?"

( Yugi walks in)

"If you must know Pegasus I had to teach Atem here a lesson."

**sniff**

( Pegasus looks at Yugi then glances over at Yami, whose currently wearing a night shirt with Kuriboh on it, glances back and forth three times before noticing the Pharaoh's Hermos colored bottom.)

"Ahh I see, Pharaoh-boy you must have been quite naughty."

"Oh he was very naughty, isn't that right Atem?" ( Yami only blinks while rubbing his bottom.)

/ It hurt me more than it hurt you./

[ I highly doubt that Aibou.] (continues rubbing his bottom while mumbling something about aibou's and sending to Shadow Realms)

"Yugi-boy I'll leave you two alone now." ( Pegasus goes back to the room he came from.)

"As I was saying Ch4ngeOfHeart does not own Yugioh, hope you enjoy the fic."

"Contains mild cursing and suggestive themes sorta."

The entire drive home from the hospital was utterly silent, Grandpa and Jounouchi really didn't know what to say to Yami who still harbored this look of horror on his face. Finally after a painstakingly quiet car ride they pulled up to the Kame Game Shop. Yami somehow managed to unbuckle his seat belt getting himself out of the car, followed by Solomon and Jounouchi. The three of them entered the room to find their friends eating pizza and drinking sodas.

"Pharaoh are you okay where's Yugi," Anzu asked before taking another bite of her ham and pineapple pizza. Yami didn't utter a word and practically ran to Yugi and his shared bedroom slamming the door shut. "Uh okay it was that bad than," Anzu asked? "Anzu you don't know the half of it," Jounouchi said. "Gramps here better explain what's going on well I go and see if Yami is alright," Jounouchi said before grabbing a piece of pizza for himself. Solomon then explained the situation to the group of friends that were currently sitting in the Motou living room. "Well it's now 6:30 pm if nothing doesn't happen by 5:30 am then the Dr is going to do surgery," Solomon said. " The Dr said to call and let him know Yami's status by 3:30 am so he can prepare just in case," Solomon continued. Solomon than walked over to Ryou who was currently standing in the corner away from everyone else. "Ryou you tell that Yami Bakura of yours that the next time I see him, I'll whip his butt so hard he'll be sent back to Ancient Egypt. "Um Yes Sir!" Ryou said laughing inside as he heard Bakura whimper through their mindlink. "I'm going to bed it's been a long day for me, remember Yami can't have any solid foods until the puzzle passes out, smoothies are ok though." With that Solomon went upstairs to bed.

Meanwhile Jounouchi was currently standing outside Yugi's bedroom door trying to convince the Pharaoh to come out.

"Pharaoh come on out."

"No Jounouchi I refuse to come out!"

"Aww come on Yams maybe we can help you?'"

"You can't help me, did you hear what the Dr says I have to wait till it passes out."

" Pharaoh I know it's not the best situation but you've been in a lot tougher ones and pulled through."

"Yeah but those didn't involve a pyramid shaped object coming out of my Ass!"

/Hahaha/

"So what does Yugi think of all this, is he alright," Jou said trying not to laugh.

"Oh Yugi is just fucking fantastic, finds it very funny."

[ This is not funny, I'm so going to make you pay when this is over.]

After another ten minutes the Pharaoh finally came out mostly because he was thirsty and needed something to drink.

The first to approach the Pharaoh was Otogi. " Um so I heard from Solomon what happened, tough break man?" "I find that doing some Yoga gets my system moving, so maybe that'll help you're situation," Otogi told the Pharaoh who was still in a pretty pissed off mood.

/Yami it can't hurt ./

[Fine whatever!]

So there the Pharaoh found himself doing things like cat poses and downward dogs for the next hour. (Now 6:30 pm). When that didn't work, Honda suggested that they go for a run around the block as that always worked for him. So reluctantly the Pharaoh put on a pair of gym shorts, t shirt and sneakers and headed out behind Honda. After a grueling hour of running the Pharaoh came back sweaty and exhausted. He just wanted to take a shower , go to sleep and wake up from this nightmare. Unfortunately his friends had other ideas. So after drinking a 20 oz bottle of water Yami found himself in a DDR Duel with Anzu. "Too help get the juices flowing," as she put it. [Aibou help me!]

/Sorry Pharaoh you're on your own you know we can't switch./

[ You're enjoying this way too much Yugi.]

After four rounds of DDR the game ended in a draw, and a very sweaty Pharaoh.

Yami then excused himself from his friends who were now watching a movie in order to take a shower.

(8:30 pm)

"Kaiba why don't you see if Yami's okay he's been in there for a while now," Jounouchi suggested.

"Fine I can't believe I'm doing this," Kaiba said.

"Yugi I mean Atem what's taking you so long?"

When no answer came Kaiba decided to kick in the door.

"What the F- Kaiba can't a guy shower and take a piss in peace?"

"You didn't answer me, Pharaoh!"

"So now I'm Pharaoh, Priest Seto?"

"You'll always be my Pharaoh," Kaiba laughed causing Yami to turn crimson red.

/ What's Kaiba talking about Yami?/

[Nothing Aibou I thought you were asleep or something.]

(9:30 pm )

"It's about time Pharaoh you're food is getting cold," Malik said?

"Ugh didn't you hear I can't eat any food," Yami huffed.

"What we made for you is alright it's on the list the Dr gave Yugi's Grandpa," Marik yelled from the dining table.

Yami then decided to go and sit down to eat his meal only to find that Malik and Marik had set six plates each with an exact replica of the remaining millennium items on them, along with a knife fork and spoon set neatly on a folded napkin beside them.

/ Hahaha./

[Aibou you are not helping at all.]

"Haha oh RA that was hilarious, " Malik said not noticing that the Sennon eye on the Pharaoh's head had started to glow. Luckily for him Yami's concentration was broken when Anzu walked in carrying the Pharaoh's actual meal. "Here you go Pharaoh, hope you like it." Yami just stared at the green stuff in the tall glass. "It's perfectly safe for you to drink, and it's sure to get things moving," Anzu said smiling.

[ There is no way whatsoever am I drinking that.]

/Aww come on you don't want to hurt our friends feelings now do you?/

Noticing that Yami had yet to take a sip of his smoothie, Anzu put a straw in the glass.

"I think you'll like it, just try it Pharaoh."

"um."

"It's Strawberry,banana, water and spinach."

**Oh No**

( 15 minutes later after the Pharaoh drinks the entire glass he springs towards the bathroom )

(10:30pm)

" Yami are you alright in there," Ryou called out over the loud grunts that could be heard. At the insistence of Bakura, Ryou began picking the lock using his student ID, when Yami decided to come out looking extremely annoyed.

[Ask him Tenshi]

/ I am not going to ask Yami that?/

[ Come on Ryou, I'll make it up to you **wink wink**]

/Fine but I'm in charge tonight./

[As you wish my Hikari.]

"I cant' believe I'm going to ask the Pharaoh this," Ryou mumbled to himself.

"Pharaoh, Bakura wants to know if you Shit your light out?"

"Ryou no I didn't shit my light out, do you see Yugi here?"

"Um No Pharaoh."

"Do you see the Sennen puzzle around my neck?"

"No Pharaoh," Ryou squeaked.

"Then tell Bakura to stop asking if I shit my light out already!"

At around 12:30 am every one minus Jounouchi had decided to leave so that Yami could get some rest.

"Yams why don't you try sleeping for a while, maybe that'll help with ya know," Jounouchi suggested before curling on the couch with a blanket himself.

" I guess it can't hurt, goodnight Jounouchi," Yami said as he made his way to his and Yugi's bedroom.

(3:00 AM)

/Yami the inside of the puzzle is started to flash./

[Aibou not now I'm tired.]

/Dammit Pharaoh wake up!/

Solomon suddenly found himself thrown awake by Ancient Egyptian cries praying for mercy. Taking a minute to gather his thoughts he realized that the pleas where coming from Atem himself.

" I think the puzzle is trying to come out, " Jounouchi said as he stood outside the bathroom door.

"I'll call the Doctor and see what he suggests we do."

(10 minutes later-Solomon comes back with instructions)

"Dr said he'll be here within the hour, but that we should have Atem walk around and stand to get gravity to ease the puzzle out.

"Er so like when having a baby?"

"Dats what the Doctor told my cousin when her and her husband had hers?"

"Den Shizuka had dis show about babies on the other day,when I visited her and my moms house."

"Speaking of which I need to have a talk with dat Mokuba, before he gets any of dem ideas.

Solomon patiently waited for Jounouchi to finish his ramblings, before nodding the affirmative. The sounds of agony filled the air. They felt sorry for the Pharaoh truly they did. Though it was hard to tell with the muffled laughs. The Pharaoh was cursing in his forgotten language so fluently that Solomon's ears were beginning to ring. At any other time that kind of language wouldn't be tolerated, even if no one but him understood it fully. He was sure Yugi knew some words but wasn't sure how much he understood.

[ Oh RA help me!]

/You can do it MouHitoriNoBoku./

"Please RA have mercy on me!"

""F%^8!"

"I'm sorry I'll never send my brussel sprouts to the Shadow Realm again."

/Wait what and I've been suffering having to eat mine in order to get dessert?/

"RA is this my punishment for telling Grandpa that Aibou dented the car last week when it was me?"

Just then Solomon cleared his throat before speaking.

" Yugi's hide received a good tanning for that car incident."

"He said he didn't do it, and when I asked you you said he did."

"I'm sorry Grandpa."

"Past is the past but don't expect an easy punishment the next time you disobey."

"Yes Grandpa."

"Now Atem you need to walk around a bit, Jounouchi will help you."

"Jounouchi I'm going to make some coffee and wait for the Doctor to arrive, hang here with Atem.

"Come on Yams lets try to get Yug outta you, bud."

/ I couldn't sit for two days because of you./

[I'm sorry Aibou.]

/ I really thought that I might have dented the car, just forgot./

[I'm sorry Aibou.]

"Oh RA, it freakin hurts!"

"F%^8!"

"Even I understood that one, Yams," Jounouchi said trying not to laugh as the former Pharaoh waddled his behind back and forth trying to get the puzzle to pop out.

(4:00 am)

After what seemed like an eternity Jounouchi was able to see the tip of the puzzle poking it's way out.

Though instead of keeping quiet so as not to embarrass Yami even more then he probably was having a gold object protruding out of his Ass, Jounouchi had to start laughing.

"I'll send you to the Shadow Realm, I don't care if Aibou will miss you!"

"I'm sorry Yams I just realized that Pharaoh's really do Shit Gold, hahaha."

"I thought that was just some myth too,hahaha."

/Hahaha./

[ You're going to be in deep Shit Aibou when this is all over.]

/As long as it's your's because it will be solid gold, hahaha./ ( Is rolling around laughing in his soul room)

""Oh RA, I think I'm going to die again!"

After another 30 minutes of grunting, cursing, threatening to Mind Crush the Doctor who had arrived 15 minutes earlier the blasted Sennen Puzzle was finally out. After a quick once over by the Doctor to make sure there was no permanent damage, the former Pharaoh fell asleep.

(5:30 am after Jounouchi's recollection of the events earlier.)

Jounouchi finished the last of the cool ranch Doritos before deciding to cheer up Yami in the kitchen.

Though instead of finding the Pharaoh, he found Yugi munching away on some Chocolate Brownie ice cream.

"Oh hey Yug, didn't expect you to be here?"

"Yami's in his soul room, and I was starving."

"So how is Yami anyway."

"Oh he's doing fine, just a little butt hurt that's all," Yugi laughed before taking another bite of his delicious ice cream.

" Hi this is Kaiba and hope you enjoyed the fic.

(Yami hobbles into the room)

"I can't believe I had you blushing that much, Pharaoh?"

"I challenge you to a Duel."

" I don't want to Duel you Kaiba."

"Oh but this Duel involves me putting my Deck into your Duel disk."

"Umm."

"Pharaoh when I mean my Deck, I don't mean cards, and your Duel Desk that isn't your actual Duel Disk either."

"Umm."

"Ch4ngeofheart says to please review, and they might post this Duel I'm about to have with Atem here haha." (Drags Yami off somewhere, I have no idea where Yugi is.)