(I'd like 2 thank sakuraharuno-cherryblossom 4 adding my story 2 her faves…reviews make me happy…hope ya like! PLZ R&R…bye da way here's another retarded conversation)

xPrincessGothx: I don't like to say this but I don't own Naruto.

Masashi Kishimoto: I would have to sue you if you said you did.

Naruto: Who the heck is Masashi Kishimoto?

Masashi Kishimoto: You don't talk to your master like that, apologize!

Naruto: Sakura-chan…help me!!!

Sakura: Don't you know who Masashi Kishimoto is!?!

Naruto: No…

Sakura: Baka, he created us!

Naruto: So we're like androids?

Sasuke: How are we androids?

Sakura: If we're androids I wanna be Android 18 from Dragon Ball Z!!

Naruto: Then I wanna be-

Sasuke: Dibs on Android 17

Naruto: I hate you!!

Sakura: You can be Android 16…

Naruto: NO!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!

Sakura: I'm about ready to beat you up with my Infinity Bullet!!

Naruto: No sister, please…18, calm down

Sasuke: It's for the best 16; you were always in the way.

Sakura: At least he was nice unlike you, 17

Sasuke: Whatever

Android 18: Who the hell thinks they can pretend to be me!?!

Android 17: Why am I here when I can be killing Goku?

Android 18: we shall stalk you forever…look out for us!!-Disappears-

Android 17: Don't be surprised if you wake up at the hospital! –Disappears-

Recap

"Idiots, bedbugs are hella small. They can't shove their foot up your ass…don't you watch That's 70's Show, you know Red Forman always talks about shoving his foot up peoples' asses…" Neji explained. "Oh…good night." Naruto said and started snoring.

All the guys groaned and put their pillows over their heads, this is gonna be a long night.

End Recap

"Hmm?" sakura mumbled as she sat up. "What…? Good night…fluffy." Sakura said and let herself fall on whatever she was lying on. "S-Sakura-san?" a soft voice spoke.

"Huh?" Sakura questioned. "I-It's time to get ready." Hinata said softly and helped Sakura up. Sakura then realized she fell asleep on the floor. "Ready for what?" Sakura asked.

"F-for the party." Hinata explained. "Party!?! How long was I asleep!?!" Sakura exclaimed. "You were asleep for quite awhile, the party starts at 6:30 and right now it's 5:00." Hinata timidly spoke, afraid of how Sakura would react.

"WHAT!!!" Sakura exclaimed. "I HAVE TO GO TO ANKO'S, BYE!!!" Sakura said and ran to her room, unaware that everyone in the house was looking at her.

"Weird." Neji said and walked to his room. "It's Kankuro's fault, we were gonna inject Naruto with a sleeping needle so he wouldn't be a bother since he was sleep walking but Kankuro had to trip and inject Sakura." Sasuke said and looked at Kankuro.

"KANKURO, YOU INJECTED OUR NEW FRIEND!!!" Ino said angrily and cracked her knuckles. The Temari and TenTen did the same. "NO TENTEN, I LOVE YOU!!!" Kankuro said and started hugging TenTen's ankles. "Um…awkward." TenTen said nervously.

"You like my TenTen!?!" Neji said as he burst out of his room, Byakugan activated. "You saw what Hinata did; well I can do that too!" Neji said and Kankuro quickly moved away from TenTen.

"Sorry Kankuro, but if you love me it'll just be one-sided love." TenTen said sympathetically. "Oh…well can we still be friends-" "Of course!" TenTen said, not knowing she interrupted Kankuro.

"You didn't let me finish…can we still be friends…with benefits." Kankuro said slyly. "Sorry…but no can do, I sorta' confessed to Neji that I like him…so me and Neji are together…I guess." TenTen explained.

"Oh…well has he complimented you in public?" Kankuro asked. "TenTen, you have a wonderful, unique taste in style…I like it almost as much as I like you." Neji said and glared at Kankuro. "Aww, Neji that is sooo…sweet!!" TenTen said and hugged Neji, who was still glaring at a jaw dropped Kankuro.

"Noooo!!!" Kankuro screamed and dropped to his knees. "Calm down…we can still be friends…without benefits." TenTen said while still hugging Neji. "I guess I can forgive you of breaking my heart?" Kankuro said, hoping that TenTen would feel bad for him and hug him.

"That's the spirit!!" TenTen said and went to her room. "That didn't go as expected but she'll fall for me soon…once I get the Hyuuga out of the way." Kankuro thought…or did he.

"Once I'm out of the way of what?" Neji asked and Kankuro realized he was still on his knees. 'Might as well do this.' He thought and started hugging Neji's ankles, "Please don't kill me, I have a dark side like…just like Gollum, you know…from The Lord of the Rings." Kankuro said, getting of topic.

"That has nothing to do with anything…" Neji said and kicked him in the face. "Please forgive me master!!" Kankuro said, imitating Gollum. "Idiot, let's go." Neji said and all the guys followed him.

"Well, I can't let Sakura beat me in getting ready so…to my room…which Hinata hasn't seen yet." Ino said and looked at Hinata.

"What's the room color?" Hinata asked. "It's baby blue." Ino and Temari said. "The beds' color?" Hinata asked. "Mine is pale blue, Temari's is pale green and TenTen's is the same as Temari's." Ino said as if it was so obvious.

"Are y-your beds c-connected like m-mine and Sakura-nee-san's?" Hinata asked.

'My god…she asks too many questions…I have to embarrass her in class tomorrow…I'm only being nice to her because she's friends with Saku-chan…I can't believe she lets Hinata call her nee-san…I should be the one calling her that…pretty soon it'll be me calling Saku-chan, nee-san.' Ino thought evilly.

"I-Ino, we-we have to get r-ready." Hinata said and walked to her room. 'I wish Sakura-nee-san was here…I don't have good social skills.' Hinata thought and closed her door before any of the girls could go in.

"What the big idea!?!" Ino said and scoffed. "Such a brat, don't you agree." Ino said and looked at the girls for a response.

"That's mean Ino, why are you so mean to her? She's finally happy being friends with somebody who understands her and you have to ruin it for her." TenTen said angrily.

(I know what you're thinking you Ino fans…but its okay because Ino is gonna learn her lesson. She's gonna learn her lesson in either this chap or the next chap.)

"But…aren't you guys tired of being overshadowed by Hinata!?!" Ino exclaimed. "When have we ever been overshadowed, we've always overshadowed Hinata!!! This is the first time she's been independent. You are so stuck up…" Temari said and walked inside her room, while Ino gaped at her.

"What's wrong with Temari!?!" Ino exclaimed. "Did you bring mine?" TenTen asked Temari. "Yeah." Temari said and handed TenTen a bag. Then the two girl entered Hinata's room.

"What's wrong with them…they're being weird." Ino said to herself and walked to her room…all alone.

"I think they're crazy…not hang out with me." Ino said and grabbed her dress. "I'll vote for Hinata as the Christmas Princess and when she goes up there I'll dump some sort of liquid on her and embarrass her…excellent…" Ino said as she put on her mascara.

"I-I think s-something is wrong with-with Ino." Hinata said as she looked at herself in the mirror. "You look good Hinata, like a princess." TenTen complemented. "Arigato, TenTen-san." Hinata said softly and smoothed her light red dress. Her dress was perfectly decorated with ruby earrings and a ruby choker.

"I'm jealous Hinata, it's so pretty, I especially love the choker." Temari said and pointed at her choker.

"A-arigato, Temari-san." Hinata said and sat down on her bed. "It's your turn to change." TenTen said and pushed Temari into the bathroom connected with the room. "Hurry up!!" TenTen complained.

"I barely got in!!" Temari defended. "Gomen nasai!!" TenTen said and sat down next to Hinata. "What c-color is T-TenTen-san's dress?" Hinata asked, trying to start a conversation. "It's-" TenTen started.

"What do you think?" Temari asked as she opened the door. Hinata looked at the dress. It was forest green and went up to her knees, just like Hinata's. She wore green heels and she twirled around, her dress moved with her and made a forest green circle around her.

"It's kawaii." Hinata said softly. "I agree, sup kawaii!" TenTen said and ran into the bathroom, pushing Temari out in the process. "Mean!" Temari huffed and sat down next to Hinata. "Oi Hinata?" Temari asked. "Hmm?" Hinata said and looked up at Temari.

"Are you okay…you quieter than usual…what happened!?!" Temari said and looked at her suspiciously. "It's nothing…but…well, why doesn't-never mind." Hinata said and looked back down.

"I'm here!" TenTen exclaimed. She was wearing a light blue dress, the straps were see-through and her dress was pretty long, it covered her feet.

"What do you think!?!" TenTen said excitedly. "Kirei (pretty)." Hinata muttered. "Arigato, Hinata-chan!" TenTen cheered and put on some diamond earrings. "They look great!" Temari said happily.

With Sakura

"Baka, I already told you twice!!" Sakura snapped at Anko, who was too busy brushing Sakura's hair to listen. "Are you listening to me!?!" Sakura hissed. "Calm down, Miss Moody." Anko hissed back.

"Well…I'm that girl in the trench coat and I have to reveal myself correctly." Sakura explained for the umpteenth time. "Okay!" Anko cheered. "Were you even listening?" Sakura said suspiciously. "Yes…you said that you were that girl in the trench coat and that you have to reveal yourself correctly.

"Wow…you were actually listening…well lemme try the dress on now…what color was it again?" sakura asked. "It was very dark blue…almost black." Anko said and grabbed the bag labeled: Hot Topic. "Go change, you only have 20 minutes left!" Anko exclaimed and pushed Sakura and her bag in the bathroom.

A Few Long Minutes Later

"I'm ready!" Sakura said and opened the door. Anko looked up lazily and her jaw dropped and eyes bulged. "What?" Sakura asked and shrugged. "Y-you…look in the…m-m-mirror." Anko stuttered. "I don't see what-" Sakura said and looked in the mirror.

She was wearing a dark blue-almost black-dress, she wore black open toe heels but they were covered by her long dress. "You look…different." Anko said. "Is that a compliment?" Sakura asked angrily. "Hai-hai." Anko said and grabbed a black choker with a blood red cherry blossom hanging from it.

Anko handed it to Sakura and Sakura carefully put it on, as if it would break if handled to roughly. She finally finished and looked at Anko. Anko nodded and opened one of her jewelry boxes.

Anko picked something up carefully; it was two black chandelier earrings. "Here…I wore them at the dance here." Anko said and handed her the earrings. "Who did you go with?" sakura asked out of curiosity.

"I didn't go with anyone…" Anko said and began telling Sakura a story.

Flashback (3 Weeks before the Dance)

"Anko will you go with the dance with me so we can be youthful together!!" a boy who looked like a teenage version of Gai asked teenage Anko. "Sorry Gai…I don't do that kinda' stuff." Anko said and walked off, leaving Gai disappointed.

"Anko!" A voice called out to her. "Who is it?" said girl asked. "It's your best friend!" the person said back. "Okay, Kurenai…I need help." Anko said to Kurenai. "With what?" she asked. "I don't have a date to the dance…Genma asked me but I said no and told him that Shizune likes him." Anko said sadly.

"Well Shizune is one of our peeps so that was the right thing to do." Kurenai said and put her hand on Anko's shoulder. "LOOK, KAKASHI IS MAKING OUT WITH RIN!!!" an obnoxious voice exclaimed.

Anko looked down. "Do you…do you like him?" Kurenai asked softly. "Yes…but Rin-" "But Rin is a slut…I would expect this from her." Kurenai interrupted. "But…I do like Kakashi…if he wasn't a player…" Anko said sadly.

1 Week before the Dance

"Anko, what's this!" Shizune and Kurenai exclaimed and held her wrist, while they were in class…with everyone watching.

"What?" Anko asked. "This!!" Shizune said and pointed at the scars on her wrist. "Anko…why?" Shizune asked and began to cry. Anko looked at them coldly, "Because I can…an I will." And with that said Anko stabbed her arm with a kunai and looked at the kids watching.

"Take a good look!!! I'm the schools emo and it's somebody's fault!!" Anko said and was about to run out until her friends (which happen to be boys) stopped her. "Anko-chan, please control yourself." Gai said. "Yeah…you're makin' my girlfriend cry." Genma said and put his arm around a crying Shizune. "Anko-san, please calm down!" Hayate said.

"I'll be in my room…" Anko said and stormed out of the class. Anko's friends looked at Kakashi accusingly. Then the whole class caught on and glared at Kakashi. Kakashi looked down. "Tell Anko that I'm sorry…I'll make it up to her some day." Kakashi said and was unaware that Gai was recording this.

"Rin…it's over…we're done…slut!" Kakashi said while Rin gaped at him. Kurenai gaped at Rin mockingly and stopped. "I'm going after Anko." "AND, CUT…THAT'S A WRAP!!!" Gai said and turned the camera off.

End Flashback

"And I stayed locked up in my room…I showed up at the dance and I didn't know that my reputation had been increasing. And they all voted for me…so I want you to wear these…good luck Sakura…you should leave…the dance is about to begin." Anko said as she looked at her hands, which were currently in her lap.

"Hai, Anko-san." Sakura said and hugged her. Then she quickly put the earrings on and ran off.

At The Dance

Srry 2 Skip but I'm pretty sure u ppl r bored

Sakura slipped in her dark-blue trench coat and put the hood on. "Look out, here I come." She said and continued walking.

(I'm gonna stop it here cuz I'm feeling lazy 'n cuz my bro want 2 use da laptop…yes I have a laptop…well merry Christmas Eve…at least today it is…well just in case some ppl read it tomorrow…MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Or…merry –insert holiday here-…by da way…on the top part with da Androids…u know how they said somethin' 'bout appearing? Well dats gonna happen on da next chap…srry 4 my laziness…the preview stay da same. Go 2 Chap 2…actually; lemme just put it on here.

Preview:

Sakura heard a faint scream. 'Who could it be?' she thought. "Someone please help me!!" a faint voice screamed. 'Am I the only one who can hear her? Whoever it is I have to go save her!' Sakura thought and stood up…

Dis is da preview of da next chap…well I'm srry once again 4 cuttin' it short but tomorrow is Christmas 4 Pete's sake!! PLZ R&R…I'LL TRY 2 UPDATE SOON!!!