HI EVERYONE!! Thanks for the reviews!! You people rock!!

Well, this is chapter 3!! YAY!!

But before we start anything, I want to say something………………….ITACHI'S A GOOD GUY?! HOLY SHIT!! I was shocked for an hour when I read chapter 397. Now about 90 percent of all Itachi based fanfictions are the closest to the manga plot (The ones that put Itachi as a good guy or eventually turns into a good guy). Anyway…

Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto, because if I did, I would be chasing Sasuke around with a chainsaw.

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Everyone started to pale and sweat a little. Pein sat at the stair's steps for a while, just looking at everyone. Lucy was so nervous that she started hearing her heartbeat, and then a dog bark, and then a crying baby, which was weird because the baby was five houses away.

"Wow, I have some damn good ears…", Lucy thought. Suddenly, Pein stood up from the stairs and started walking towards Lucy. She froze and started sweating a lot from being so nervous. She looked towards her friends for help, but Laura was trying to ignore everything by listening to Linkin Park on her iPod, David was writing his Will, Chris was taping everything, like always, God, he needs a new hobby. Anyway, Lucy looked at Nana, but she was eating nachos with Konan and Itachi, while waving her hand good-bye.

"Bitch…", Lucy thought, "You better not come to my funeral…wait…oh no, he's getting closer!! What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?! Holy shit!! I can't die now!! I haven't gone to Disney World yet!! Wait a minute…I live in Florida!! WHY haven't I gone to Disney World?! Curse you parents and your over protective minds!! DAMN YOU!! Wait…why is he so close to me now?!"

Pein was right in front of Lucy with a blank face. He started moving his hand towards Lucy's shoulder. He placed his hand on her shoulder and got his face close to her face.

"Oh my God, I'm going to die!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! I JUST PUT THE DAMN TOMATOES IN THE BAZOOKA!! WHY AREN'T YOU GOING AFTER LAURA?! Oh my God, my life is flashing through my eyes!! Hey, wait a minute!! That kid from 6th grade still owes me 50 dollars!! I'm so going to haunt him when I'm dead!! Wait, what was I thinking about again? Oh yeah, Pein…going to die…right…Wow, I think a lot! Hehehe…oh wait, going to die…NOOO!!"

"Where's the bathroom?", Pein asked.

"……………………"

"W-what?", Lucy asked, about to faint.

"I said, where's the bathroom? I need to clean my face."

"D-down the hall, s-second d-door to the r-right…"

"Ok.", and then he walked towards the bathroom. When he got in and closed the door, Lucy practically fainted right then and there.

"Well, I just wasted two minutes of my life", said Nana. She got up from the stairs and walked over to her friends. Then, she finally noticed that the fire was still on. But then she also noticed that the rest of the Akatsuki, except Konan and Itachi, were watching TV. They were watching the fifth Harry Potter movie.

"Ok…", said Nana, "So, what now? My sugar rush just finished, and I don't know what to do. Laura, you got any ideas? Laura??" Nana looked over to Laura and saw her staring into space. She stayed like that for a while until she got out of her thoughts and then started getting very pale.

"Guys…we have a problem…", Laura started saying, every time getting paler and paler.

"What is it?", asked David, while ripping apart his Will.

"Nana, you said your parents would come back to get their stuff, right?"

"Yeah…", said Nana. What was going on was that Nana's and David's parents were going to a long trip to Europe for a year. That's why Nana was having a sleepover, to celebrate her independence. But her parents said they would come back to get their stuff in the morning, at 6:30 am.

"Nana, what time is it?", asked Laura.

"Ummm…oh shit…", said Nana as she looked at a clock in the kitchen.

"N-Nana…?"

"Umm……"

"…"

"Hurry up woman!! I'm dying here!!", screamed David at his little sister.

"Ok, ok, geez, well, it's…….."

"HURRY UP!!"

"I think I'm going to have a heart attack…"

"Ok, ok, just wanted to add some dramatic effect, well anyway, it's 4:30 am….."

"Well, we're dead…", said Lucy as she sat down on the floor and started looking at the ashes of the burned money.

"NO! This can't be happening!! WHY GOD, WHY?!", screamed David as he dropped on his knees.

"Guys! Calm down!! We can do this!! With the help of the Akatsuki, we can clean this place up in half an hour! Right guys?", said Nana as she turned towards the guys. They froze and then looked at her.

"Uhhh…."

"No way.."

"I ain't cleaning anything…"

"Your problem, not mine, un."

Nana started to get pissed off again. Damn, she gets angry easily, doesn't she?

"But if you don't help us, mom and dad will come and see the mess, get all crazy, then see you guys and call the police, then they will come and try to arrest you, but obviously your just going to kill them and run away. Then your going to be on the news and everyone would start chasing you like idiots and live the rest of your life like that!"

"If you didn't know, we already live like that, un.", said Deidara with a calm face. He really didn't give a damn about what was going on.

"But…but…"

"There's no such thing as clay!!", suddenly blurted out Chris.

"W-what, un?!", Deidara asked as he suddenly stood up.

"Yeah! If your running away all your life, you can't buy clay or where ever you get it!!"

"WHY?!"

"Because…because…"

"There's this super special and secret military base where they can identify every criminal in history and even if they try to buy something or whatever, the object will just disappear!!", said David, saying the first things that came into his mind.

"WHERE IS THIS PLACE, UN?!"

"In…in…"

"ATLANTIS!!", screamed Nana.

"AND WHERE IS THAT, UN?!"

"IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN!!"

"What? You mean it's in the middle of the ocean?", asked Kisame, a little more interested.

"NO!! It's under the ocean!! It's a lost city!!", said Nana.

"WHAT?! THEN HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND IT, UN?!"

"THAT'S THE POINT!!", screamed David.

"THAT'S THE POINT MY ASS, UN!!"

"Oh, don't make me take out the bazooka!!"

"BRING IT ON!!"

"FINE!! CHRIS!! BRING ME THE BAZOOKA AND SOME POTATOES!!"

"But I don't want to…"

"NOW!!"

"MAKE ME!!"

"OH, IT'S ON NOW!!"

"GUYS!! WE NEED TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP!!", screamed Laura at the top of her lungs.

"Hey Deidara, if you and the others help us clean this place up, we will tell you where Atlantis is!", said Nana.

"FINE!! Guys, it's time to work, un!!"

"Fuck you."

"I'm going to the bathroom…"

"Is leader-san still there?"

Suddenly, a very evil aura surrounded Deidara and bats started coming out of him. You could almost see that his eyes turned blood red. Then he took out a clay axe, made out of clay, duh…Everyone started to cower in fear, except Konan and Itachi, because they don't want to look like a bunch of noobs. Suddenly, Nana started having tears of joy.

"Nana, are you crying?, asked Laura, giving her friend a strange look.

"Beautiful, just beautiful…", Nana said as she started clapping with great joy, "I'm so proud of you!!", she said and then hugged Deidara so tight that it rivaled Tobi's hugs. Tobi suddenly got mad and screamed, "HEY!! The only one that can hug sempai is ME!!"

"TOO BAD!!", screamed Nana back at Tobi.

"NANA!! Don't hug the enemy!!", said David while preparing his bazooka.

"But he's my best friend!!"

"WHAT, UN?!"

Suddenly, Tobi took David's bazooka and pointed it at Nana. "Nobody's sempai's best friend except me!!" Then he started firing potatoes, but horribly missed and hit Hidan in the eye.

"HOLY FUCK!! WHY DO THINGS KEEP HITTING ME IN THE EYE?!" Then he took the potato and threw at Tobi, which he dodge and hit Deidara in the face.

"THAT'S IT!! YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING DOWN!!", screamed Deidara, He was so mad that he forgot to add a "un" at the end of the sentence, which is bad. He pushed Nana away and made some clay birds. He threw them all at Tobi and, before he knew it, they blew up. The bazooka exploded and hundreds of potatoes smashed into the walls and hit everyone. Just as Pein was coming out of the bathroom (Damn, he took a long time…), a smashed potato hit him in the face. He stood there for a while, and then went back to the bathroom.

"This people got a thing with food, don't they?", said Konan, while she turned into pieces of paper and then they turned into butterflies.

"Yeah…", agreed Itachi as he went inside the kitchen to protect himself from the killing potatoes of doom. Then Zetsu started eating them because he just wanted to. Kakuzu, finally untied, was looking at the fire that nobody has noticed. Kisame was protecting himself from the potatoes with Samehada. Laura just looked at all the extra mess and her right eye started twitching uncontrollably.

"OK!! THAT'S IT!! I JUST SNAPPED!!", screamed Laura with rage, "YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO CLEAN THIS FUCKING PLACE EVEN IF YOU LIKE OR NOT!! DO NOT MAKE ME TAKE OUT MY ULTIMATE WEAPON!!"

"Which is…?", asked Chris.

"ANNOYING EVERYONE TO DEATH BY TALKING ABOUT MY OBVIOUS OBSESSION WITH MY iPOD!!"

"Oh crap! Everyone, it's the end of the world!! Take cover!!", screamed Chris while he dove down under a couch. Laura then started laughing like a maniac while taking out her iPod.

"HOLY SHIT!! EVERYONE START CLEANING BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!", screamed Lucy while she took out a mop out of nowhere. Everyone started cleaning like crazy except Konan and Itachi, who where in the kitchen making some pancakes, and Pein in the bathroom, reading some magazine he found while waiting for everything to settle down.

It was 5:55 am, and the place was only half clean. Lucy was sitting on the couch, massaging her neck. The rest were still cleaning, and finally someone turned off the fire. Chris was sitting next to Lucy, checking on all the footage that he, and a little of Hidan, had taken. Lucy turned to him and asked, "Hey Chris, why do you use your camera so much? I have always been wondering about that…"

Chris looked at her and then gave her a soft smile, "That's because I want to make movies. My older brother wanted to be one since he was little, but since the accident, he can't accomplish his dream."

"What happened to your brother?"

"He had a car accident when he was 17 years old. Because of that, he can't see or hear well enough, it's almost as if he was blind or deaf…"

"So that's why I want to make his dream come true by making the movie he always wanted to do, even if it's not the way he expected it to happen.", finished Chris, then his smiling face turned into a sad one.

"Wow, that's so nice of you. I never thought that a trouble maker like you would be such a kind person.", said Lucy and then smiled brightly at him. He looked at her and then smiled back.

"Awwwwww, that's so cute!!", suddenly a voice said. Chris and Lucy turned around and saw that everyone that were cleaning were looking at them, with teasing faces. Then David gave Chris two thumbs up and a large grin. Nana and Laura started making kissing noises at Lucy and Chris. Lucy's face turned bright red and Chris sweat dropped. He suddenly thought of something and then turned towards his friends.

"Hey, how are we going to take care of them?", he asked.

"What do you mean, I think they're old enough to know how to eat and poop.", said Nana. All of the Akatsuki sweat dropped, even Konan and Itachi, who heard them through the door, but Pein was still in the bathroom.

"No, I mean someone has to be in the house. You girls have school in the morning, and then me and David have to go to college at the afternoon, but Nana has her part-time job at that time too.", Chris explained.

"Hmmm…", started thinking Laura, "Maybe me and Lucy could come over in the afternoon everyday of the week."

"But wouldn't your parents start worrying about you getting home late?"

"Well, maybe I can ask them if I can move in with you guys…"

"Yeah, I'll try too.", said Lucy.

"Maybe I can sell my apartment and move in so I can help David in the morning.", then said Chris.

"But, what about the rooms?", asked David.

"Well, I guess me and Lucy can sleep in Nana's room with sleeping bags. Chris can sleep in David's room.", said Laura with a thoughtful face.

"What about the Akatsuki?", asked Lucy.

"I guess Konan and Pein can sleep in my parent's room, since they would have some privacy.", said Nana while she snickered. Konan almost blushed as she heard this. "Itachi and Kisame can sleep in the guest room, I guess…"

"What about the rest? There aren't any more rooms.", said David.

"Hmmmm…What about Hidan and Kakuzu go into David's room? There's enough room for them to sleep in.", said Laura.

"WHAT?! YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SHARE MY ROOM WITH MONEY-ZOMBIE-FREAK AND THE RELIGIOUS ASSHOLE?! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?!", screamed David.

"Yes, yes you do!! Now shut up!!", said Nana to her brother.

"But what if Kakuzu is some kind of freaky pedophile?!"

"HEY! I know I'm overly obsessed with money, and get pissed off very easily and kill anyone if they piss me off, but I wouldn't go that low!!", said Kakuzu.

"Or do you?!"

"NO I WOULDN'T!!"

"Hehehe, don't worry, I'm just messing with you, or am I?", then he started looking around in a suspicious kind of way.

"Anyway, Deidara and Tobi can go with Itachi and Kisame.", later said Laura.

"That's so wrong…", said Nana.

"Huh? Why?"

"Think about it, four guys, from an all guy, and one girl, organization, who paint their nails purple, wear jewelry and two of them look girl-ish, in one room. You getting me?" After a few seconds of silence, suddenly Deidara and Kisame screamed, Tobi was still standing there, trying to understand what was happening and then the kitchen door flew open with Itachi falling down.

"WHAT KIND OF SICK MIND DO YOU HAVE?!", screamed Kisame at Nana.

"AHHH!! THE IMAGE IS IN MY HEAD!! TAKE IT OFF, TAKE IT OFF!!" screamed Hidan.

"I feel so violated...", whispered Itachi.

"OH GOD!! I GOT TO DISINFFECT MY MIND, UN!!"

Then they heard some gagging noises from the bathroom. I guess Pein heard too.

"But they practically hate each other!", said Lucy with a disgusted face.

"Duh!! Don't you people read fanfictions?!", said Nana, as if it was very obvious. "I mean, don't you people read those Na-", she was interrupted when Laura put her hand over her mouth before she could say anything else.

"Nana! I told you to be careful of what you say!!", whispered Laura in Nana's ear, "Good thing they're distracted because of the room thing or they would get very suspicious."

"…"

"Umm…guys…we got a problem…", said Chris.

"Hm? What is it?", asked Lucy.

"It's 6:25 am…"

"Fuck…", said Nana

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YAY!! What are they going to do now? Can they clean the other half of the living room in five minutes? Find out on next chapter!!

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