When Norway saw Prussia on his caller ID he shouldn't have even answer it. But something told him to (A.K.A. His troll).

"Hey Norway, it's the awesome Prussia..." The idiot didn't even need to tell him who it was. He was going to hang up, he probably just called because Denmark put him up to it to try and convince him to go drinking or Denmark was drunk in a bar somewhere.

"I'm hanging up now."

"Don't hang up on my the awesome me! It's an unawesome code red!"

Norway almost dropped his phone and felt his blood run cold. He was one of the very few nations that knew of North Italy's dark side. (He always referred to the Italies as North and South because unlike most, he didn't see North as "Italy" but didn't want to cause confusion between countries.)

"What!" He hissed.

"The awesome me will fill you in later but we have about 40 minutes before Spain is unawesomely killed with a knife or dagger."

Norway immediately started running (all the countries happened to be in Spain for a world meeting). This was serious. He knew of North Italy's darkside and how Prussia and Canada knew he knew was a slightly complicated matter. He had been hiding in the bushes in a park in Italy and happened to overhear North's Belarus-like plot for him and his sister to become one. After that he started observing North closely and learned about it and then Canada questioned him about it. And where Canada was, Prussia wasn't too far behind. They were pretty good friends.

Thankfully, unlike the idiot Prussian, he had a plan to Switzerland(neutralize) Italy.

They would tie Italy up, (while concealing their identities, most likely dressing up as spirits of the past because it was more ominous) convince him that destroying Spain wouldn't work and tell him that because the Spainard was as an oblivious idiot (which was true), he would break her heart evantully and he could get rid of him then and there and then win his sister's heart. It was completely full proof plan until Spain actually did do that (everyone knew that it was going to happen eventually and then there would be a whole romantic wooing scene that would last about three months before everyone could get back to their lives).

Plan B was too knock him out for a week and hopefully give him amnesia. (What, it's incredibly useful and fullproof, he knew for a fact many nations had done it!(Don't ask))

Plan C/part 2 for both the two previous plans was he cast a spell on Italy to make his love for her completly platonic and remove all memories of him ever loving his sister in a " I want you to be mine and only mine forever" way. (There's seriously a spell for everything. There's a seriously a spell for a never ending bottle of maple syrup.)

And he'll only say the reason he was in Italy at the time once: He may or may not of been in the bushes in Italy stalking-err, secretly chaperoning, his precious little brother, the evil Asian demon, Seychelles, the wonderful Liechtenstein, Canada and South Italy, who were all hanging out and going to lunch, then shopping and sightseeing.

I was hoping to make this longer, but there wasn't too much I could think of too add to it. Sorry it took so long to update but I was sick for a week, had a ton of make up work, my grandpa died, my dad got into a car accident and then the wifi stopped working for like two weeks. Then I was in Washington DC for a school trip with ,again, no wifi. On the bright side there was a bunch of Canadian flags for the Prime Minister of Canada and I got pancakes and maple syrup for breakfast one morning. I promise to be more frequent!

Also Headcanon time: I think Iceland, Hong Kong, Seychelles, Liechtenstein, Canada and Romano would all get along because there often forgotten and all have a weird (somewhat annoying) sibling.

That and because I'm terrible didn't know there was a differance between North and South Italy until I was 10 and I didn't know that Seychelles and Liechtenstein existed and thought Hong Kong was just a plain ol' city in China until I started watching Hetalia.

I also think that Italia Romano, a.k.a South Italy, is the 'true' Italy because Romano, Rome, and Rome was the capital of the Roman Empire and the current capital of Italy, therefore Romano would be the heart and soul of Italy, while Italia Veneziano, a.k.a North Italy, would be like the face and inspiration of Italy with Venice and the Renaissance, but only a few select nations realize this and treat Veneziano like the 'true' Italy because he tends to attend World Meetings more often, people tend to prefer him and Austria didn't like how Romano wasn't as gifted in the 'arts' and more clumsy, so preferred North and began to call him Italy.(Headcanon that Roma does all the paperwork, but doesn't like giving reports or going to the Nation's World Meetings unless Vene is sick, so Veneziano usually goes.)

The reason Norway is calling Liechtenstein wonderful is because she calls Switzerland, "Big Brother" and Hong Kong the evil Asian demon is because I'm HongIce shipper and love Overprotective!Norway.