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N/A: Oh I apologize for my tardiness but it really took me much time to ponder how to continue. I know you guys wanna make the answers simple and clear, but I think it'll be much fun if they keep getting off topic. Anyway, forget it, let's go on! BTW, E=England, A= America
Question 4: What's your personality?
K: Me? Of course I'm the most perfect man all over the world da ze~ (laugh)
H: (=_=)You don't need that "the most" before "perfect", idiot. Some adjectives cannot be qualified by "most". another example is "favorite".
E: (TuT tears) Oh Horace, you don't know how delighted I was when hearing your words! At least you haven't forgotten my lovely grammar.
A: (Chewing hamburger) Bah! Damn grammar!
E: Dare you repeat it? If you can't even spell "programme" right then please keep quite Mr. Baka.
C: (Surprised) Alfred and Arthur? God why you two? I thought the audience should stay where they're supposed to sit aru. Go back to your seat, guys!
A: (Clear his throat) You know, Yao, I think we should have a talk. I'm Horace's foster father so I have the right to join in the talk show.
C: F**k foster father you bastard! I'm his brother and you're only the greedy pirate aru! Remember what you did to me at that point! (Angry)
R: ^L^ Excuse me…I think it's not appropriate to talk dirty in front of so many people, Yao. Perhaps you can keep your curse till the program is over or…I can get him for you right now? Anyway, all of you will finally be part of me, so that makes no difference, da?
C: …Ivan, has anybody told you that you're quite talkative sometimes aru?
H: ….Sorry to interrupt you, may I answer question right now?
K: Honey, I can answer this for you da ze. You always look calm and seldom express your feelings. Sometimes your face is devoid of expressions so nobody can guess what's in your mind.
H: (Disappointed) …so that's my impression in your eyes? A dull, stupid person with frosty attitude?
K: (Giggle) Not really, honey. I know the other side of you indeed. You're just not good at getting ideas off your chest and sometimes you're too shy!
C: (Light up) Come to think of it, has anybody heard of that saying? "Speech is silver, silence is golden" aru.
K: Aniki, you forgot the last part of the proverb: Humor is diamond da ze~
C: (Sigh) Well, point. Hong, if possible, I really hope you can be as open as other teenagers at your age aru.
K: I'm sorry. I just can't…
K: (Take hold of HK's right hand slightly) Come on, there's no need to apologize cuz you are YOU, not any other person. Anyway, I know you're warm-hearted deep inside and your lovely reaction really grab my heart when we make…
H: (Profound blush) Stop!!!
K: (Chuckle) The affection towards you originates in me da ze~
C: (Frown) What did you do to him? He wasn't such apathy when he was young aru. Tell me the truth.
E: Why me? Do you imply I treated him with great cruelty? Bullshit! He has received painstaking parental care from me! I taught him how to read and write, how to do business and how to behave like a perfect gentleman. I think he's quite awesome now.
C: (Ironic) Oh, yep. You're always right aru, Mr. Gentleman.
R: =L= Excuse me…how many of you still remember I'm the other question-master? Can we move on to the next question?
C: Sorry, Ivan…I slip my mind aru.
R: (Whisper) ^L^ Really? Once you ignore me and flirt with that brushy eyebrow I'll f**k you to death tonight.
C: (Twitch his face) Dare you, bastard!
H: (To Yong Soo) I've got tired of the stupid TV show. I wanna go home.
K: (Blink) Do you know…at the moment, I wanna…
H: Hmm?
K: (Slightly embrace HK and stroke his back) …kiss you slowly until we both lose our breath da ze~
H: Would you please stop acting your Korean TV series in real life? (Stammer) I hate the…sweetness of your speech.
K: (Glow with pride) Cuz you're totally shocked and don't know how to response, right? Aha, romance originates in me da ze~
H: Well, okay, one kiss, one hundred dollars.
K: (TAT) You money grabber!!! We're talking about love how can you equate that with money, those dirty papers?
H: (Shrug) Money does count. Anyway, I am a financial center and of course I care about those lovely papers and coins.
K: Then what about me?
H: Boost my stock index then perhaps we can have a talk.
K: (Pout) Talk? I thought we can have…
H: Stop! Next question!
