Food Honor Naruto
Face Off! Kistune vs Tanuki
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Previously on Food Honor Naruto;
The feathers came. Feathers belonging to some kind of white colored bird started to descend into everyone's eye sight and caused the civilians to get drowsy, like they were from a long journey and want to fall asleep in their beds but not this time; they actually fell asleep in the stone hard seats and along the others. But not the Shinobi, they recognized this the best, it was a special Genjutsu to put a large population to sleep like this one is.
But this wasn't a prank or for a laugh. This was the beginning…of an invasion within the Konoha Village!
"W-what is going…on…?" Kiba said as he was getting drowsy by the second after seeing these feathers. He then felt a large jolt to his back, effectively waking him up. "OWW! What the hell!?"
"You were about to fall for an enemy tactic there Kiba, so much for 'Alpha Material'." Kiba turned to see that Naruto had left the battlefield and was getting everyone else from falling asleep to this Genjutsu of feathers. The dog boy was no happy at the jab the blonde gave him but it took Akamaru biting down on his end in order to get him going.
"So what are we going to do Kakashi-sensei?" Shino said in his usual tone without much emotion, not as much as boredom neither.
"I have just caught the Suna Genin fleeing the scene, no doubt they are going to try and set of something kind of bomb they hoped to let lose in the middle of the village. You Genin should follow Naruto and try to stop them." Kakashi said while having to deflect away Suna and Oto Shinobi.
"…Fine." Kiba was about to protest when he saw another one of the Jonin named Guy punch an enemy into the wall while the Suna Shinobi waking away from his crater soon after, even angrier.
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Meanwhile, back in the village, chaos reigned supreme over the Konoha Shinobi and civilians with this ambush of an invasion. The real trouble was where the Kage were placed in, where the Hokage and 'Kazekage' were watching the matches until the latter in question attacked the former with a kunai in hand. "I never thought that you will fall so far after you fled like the coward you take after your favorite animal, Orochimaru."
"Fallen? That is just you trying to stroke your ego and cover your mistake. I deserved to be the Hokage even more than the Yondiame you decided because he was your favorite." The Rogue Snake Sage who attacked Naruto's team a month ago in the section of the Forest of Death that was part of the Chunin Exams. "I have done what you couldn't with your senile and frail heart that wanted peace. PEACE! Who needs peace when you don't know how to take the right sacrifices to maintain it; your ways will rather bring about wars and they did." Orochimaru taunted his teacher even more but then noticed that this target had lost the feeling of flesh and felt like he was hugging a hot rod from a forgery.
Orochimaru was barely able to flee from when the 'Hokage' blew up in a storm of fire. He suffered so minor burns and his robes were discarded as they were catching on fire, biting at what is left of his skin. But the Snake Sage was only able to twitch when he heard, "Doton: Doryū Taiga!" The roof below his feet turned to mud and Orochimaru found himself unable to stop himself from sliding down on it. "Doton: Doryūdan!" The Hokage then appeared at the base of the mud river and shifted his hands to turn the mud into a dragon made of it and shoot bullets made of earth. "Katon: Karyūdan!" The Jutsu combo was complete when the Hokage turned the earth bullets into that closest to lava, scorching at Orochimaru and resulting in an explosion.
"…you can come out now Orochimaru. My technique doesn't have the power to finish someone like you off." The Hokage said and then placed his hand on the titles that made of the roof. "Kawara Shuriken." The title pieces of the roof soon levitated and started to race towards where Orochimaru 'perished'.
"Ha! I have fooled…Argh!" Orochimaru soon appeared at the same spot leaving some twisted sense of snake shredding its skin but fell victim to his arrogance that blinded him and rendered his sense dull to the incoming title shuriken. Then the Hokage had to see Orochimaru open his mouth to inhuman lengths in order escape his dying form and emerge unscathed. "You got me there Sensei but now time to play is over. Sound Four!"
Around the Hokage, four Shinobi wearing Oto headbands had appeared and landed facing away while on each end of the roof. They weaved their hands and formed a cube made from a purple substance that had trapped both them, the Hokage and Orochimaru inside. Then the 'Sound Four each stretched the barrier cube to cover themselves so any attack couldn't harm them and destroy the cube. It was how Orochimaru was going to trap his sensei, right where he wanted him.
"Now we will fight for real and if you wanted to out with a bang like always, I will give it to you!" Orochimaru said as he started to weave hand seals of his own, "Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei!"
"Shuriken Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" The Hokage shouted and threw his shuriken made of metal that had copied itself in midair. But instead of hitting Orochimaru, two coffins appeared out of mortals outline with dark purple flames. A third one was about to appear but the Hokage had just managed to stop it and send it back where ever it came from.
"Aw...I was really hoping to use that third coffin." Orochimaru muttered, "But these two are good enough. Then the coffins opened to reveal figures that made the Hokage shrivel in fear; he knew those men too well indeed.
From the coffin that had the Kanji for 'First', came a tall man with tanned skin and dark eyes. He had waist-length black hair typically styled in a centre-parted fringe that framed his face. He wore the standard shinobi dress of a different era, consisting of dark red armor worn over a simple black suit with sandals. This armor was constructed from numerous metal plates, formed into multiple protective guards along his body; each collar of his shoulder guards bore a strange symbol. On his forehead was the same headband of the other Konoha Shinobi.
The man from the coffin with the Kanji for 'Second' was a fair-skinned one with white, shaggy hair and dark-colored eyes. He had three red markings on his face, one under each of his eyes and one on his chin. In combat, he wore blue armor with a distinctive white fur collar over a simple black suit. This armor was constructed from numerous metal plates, formed into multiple protective guards along his body. Beneath his shoulder armor he wore two bands on each arm. This clothing was accompanied by sandals and a happuri in place of the more traditional forehead protector.
"Shodai-sama, Nidaime-sama…" The Hokage muttered in shock and horror; those men trained him into the God of Shinobi and Professor the future generations call him even to this very day.
"I thought we were all dead brother." The one named the Shodai Hokage by this one muttered to the other man, labeling him 'brother'. They both didn't notice that Orochimaru took out a kunai with a certain tag with strange writing on it and placed it in both of their heads, turning them into soulless zombies or whatnot.
"Never mind the talk, lets rumble Sensei. Let's see the power of the Professor against his best student with his own teachers." Orochimaru stated and the Hokage was enraged that the Snake Sage will stoop so low and cowardly into attaining his goals. "Attack!"
"Katon: Karyū Endan!" The Hokage then stripped out of his robes and revealed his battle outfit underneath; no doubt that the Hokage had been wearing it under his uniform all this time. By this time, he spewed out a huge dragon made of fire at the previous Hokage and Snake Sage but the latter was not worried. That is because the second man weaved his own hand seals and protected both himself and his brother with,
'Suiton: Suijinheki!' The Hokage wearing blue had somehow summoned water to extinguish the fire dragon attack. Even on a rooftop, where there is no water handy; only the power of a Hokage can make it happen. Then the same Nidaime Hokage just simply placed his hands together and muttered another technique in his mind. 'Suiton: Suishōha!'
Since with the event of a fierce wave of water that only some meters sort of a Tsunami, the Hokage had it made when he thought of the same technique in his mind as well. 'Doton: Doryūheki!' This time, the Hokage spewed mud from his mouth and spat it in the layout of a line in front of him and the mud transformed into arising earth that blocked the Suiton attack from hitting the Hokage. But he was not out of the hot pot by a mile as the zombie Hokage too this chance and moved for some close combat with the Hokage who braced for their blows but they never came.
Instead the zombie Hokage had hit something else, it looked like the spoons of a giant had appeared out of the blue and halted their punches. Then the Hokage from the dead were sent into the purple cube where they burst into flames. That meant the cube was a very effective dome in which anything that comes into contact with it will only get burned to ashes. Then everyone present at the sight saw who had made those sudden attacks out of the blue; he was also standing in the water like a kid on the swallow edge of a pool or a beach.
It was the man from the Vanishing Cruise that Naruto had discovered by chance and accident back in the Forest of Death. The one who was able to eat all those delicate and fragile dishes with such roughness. He was Master Chinchin! "Hello Hireosa. Hope I came in time" Unfortunately, he still gets people's names wrong.
"My name is Hiruzen. Hiruzen Sarutobi and where did you come from!? No one can get into this area! Not with the Four Violet Flames Formation!" The Hokage shouted in shock that matched the likes of Orochimaru and the zombie Kage as well.
"Don't underestimate Food Honor or even the likes of myself. This place was just prefect for a burrow." Chinchin remarked and pointed on of his fingers towards a hole he made in the rooftop; the one place this barrier couldn't cover! Everyone couldn't help but feel a sweat drop down the back of their heads that this man had quite the ego and still had the honesty to point out the reality of his answer.
That was still deadly for Orochimaru who never noticed that Chinchin had scooped up the section of the roof where the Snake Sage was standing, and moved his hand for it to ascend to the top of the cube within seconds! "Give up Orogigi. I can do this all day until you die." Unfortunate for Chinchin, the fact that he got the name wrong again had stopped his words from even sound real.
Still the time of disbelief was over when the chuck of the roof had dispersed in a burst of chakra, not doubt from Orochimaru who had to shed his skin in a more forceful manner than usual. Now the Snake Sage is almost down to half his health and energy left. But the new ally in battle was also not fighting easy anymore.
"Damm you! I will kill you!" Orochimaru forgot about his zombies recovering and his teacher who just stood in shock, Chinchin was stabbed in the chest by the Snake Sage! But the man barely even budged,
"You call that a killing!? Chiyo-chan and Naburu-chan's attacks actually hurt." Now this was real even with that annoying personality twerk. Orochimaru saw to his shock that even with the Snake Sage's hand inside his chest, Chinchin had caused his muscle structure to reach that of inhuman body builders; then the sheer extend of those muscles had crushed Orochimaru's hand! "Now you will have to face my wrath after trying to attack the home of my best student." Chinchin said with Orochimaru still struggling to release his hand, begging to be spared like a coward.
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Elsewhere in the village, the Konoha Shinobi were still struggling against the raining forces of two Shinobi Villages, Suna and Oto. It seemed that there was no end to it all until suddenly, the invading Shinobi suddenly was shred of their clothes and flesh, leaving behind skeletons that soon crumbled to dust. The Konoha were shocked and confused as any 'Jutsu' used could wipe out any army was considered to be forbidden but used 'it'.
"Don't worry little brats, I have my own reasons for fighting by your side. Just don't call us your allies or in your case, solders to boss around." A voice belonging to only a grandmother had arose in the silence. When the Konoha Shinobi looked, they saw a short old lady that looked barely any human with a head more cylindrical than spherical, her hair in prefect knots and strange clothes that they didn't recognize.
Beside her was an army of people who wore similar clothing as the old lady that were able to face off against the invading Shinobi perfectly. They even aided the priority of protecting those who couldn't fight. "Naru-chan sure was right about the capability of some of this Shinobi. But we will argue this petty little invasion is over. This will be nothing like when the creatures of the Gourmet World surround me and Chin-chan." The old lady was making no sense but her amazing but scary ability to kill anyone from any distance made the Konoha Shinobi glad that she is fighting for them.
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"They are still following us." Gaara muttered as he still held his head, "I can smell their blood and they are after us. Uzumaki is with them." His siblings looked at each other in fear since they had seen the blonde in action, beating both Gaara and the Uchiha with ease and they were both candidates for Chunin, borderline Jonin for Gaara based on his control over his sand that seemingly granted him invincibility.
Their troubles only escalate when they felt a sharp slice approach them at the speed of sound and cut off their escape onto the tree branches, sending them to the sweet ground for them to lick. Temari managed to get both her and Gaara up the ground but she had to see Kankuro fail when Naruto landed hard on his back, using his foot to alter the spine so the puppet boy couldn't move an inch. "Going somewhere?"
"Get away from us!" Temari reached in for her fan and tried to blow Naruto away but only suffered at the hands of her attack consumed and redirected even stronger at her. She was sent through a few trees before hitting the sixth one hard enough to faint on the spot.
"You are the only one left to take down Gaara. Don't worry, my fellow Konoha Shinobi will take care of your Oto friends and make sure no on interferes with our fight again." Naruto said as he toke out a pair of knifes that were irregular and strange in Gaara's eyes but he soon found himself both using his sands consciously and fleeing when Naruto managed to slice the sand into harmless globs. "I can eat your sand all over again and since that is your only way of fighting, you can't win."
"If you want me to fight better…" Gaara's voice soon took a dark turn and Naruto was barely able to still himself in his confusion and shivers that climbed up his spine. "I will give it you! Mother will eat your bones and drink your blood dry!" Gaara roared as sand from all around had engulfed his body and morphed into a giant Taunki with black markings around its body.
"AT LAST!" There was a booming voice that matched Gaara in no way, the boy was at the top of the forehead, out like a light. "BRAVO GAARA, I WILL NOW EAT AND EAT AND DESTROY UNTIL I AM SATISFIED!" The Sand Taunki was only stopped in his tracks when he saw something emerging from the boy in front of him. It was something he recognized, "KURAMA! YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO THIS BOY! I WILL KILL BOTH YOU AND THIS BRAT!"
"Just try it Shukaku, I am not the same as before. You will lose to the force long forgotten that I will reveal to the world again!" The giant nine tailed fox that the Sand Tanuki called Kurama and in return was called Shukaku had suddenly felt something he hadn't in a while; fear and self-doubt that he can win.
End of Chapter 3.
*Welcome to July everyone! I bet you all are going to see the fireworks like every year. I am just not sure if my family wants a front row seat or ask to stay at a building while waiting for the fireworks. They sure are bright and loud, so much how can anyone get some sleep after seeing them once a year?
June this years was a big one for sure. I counted around 1,800 notices from you all via . That is great because I could sure use a record breaker to keep me going. That means I am going to push myself to the limits for sure.
Translations:
Doton: Doryū Taiga – Earth Release: Earth Flow River
Doton: Doryūdan – Earth Release: Earth Dragon Bullet
Katon: Karyūdan – Fire Release: Fire Dragon Bullet
Kawara Shuriken – Roof Title Shuriken
Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei – Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation
Katon: Karyū Endan – Fire Release: Fire Dragon Flame Bullet
Suiton: Suijinheki – Water Release: Water Formation Wall
Suiton: Suishōha – Water Release: Water Colliding Wave
Doton: Doryūheki – Earth Release: Earth Style Wall