How it all began.

One thing I've always loved about Looney Tunes is this. Nothing is canon. You can make up just about anything about the characters. For example there's cartoons that say Sylvester has a son called Sylvester Jr. Then there's cartoons that suggest that he has no children (Like "The Looney Tunes Show")

In "Baby Looney Tunes" Sylester and Tweety have been suggested to grow up together. But the "Looney Tunes Show" suggest that Tweety has lived during World War 2 long before Sylvester is born. There's cartoons where the characters actually die at the end. But they couldn't have died as they have their ancestors in the future in Loonatics unleashed plus they show up in future cartoons.

The Looney Tunes have also lived in various different times from medieval times, stone age times to the 1950's, early 90's and even present times.

Oh and did you know, Tweety has also been both a boy and a girl? I've seen cartoons where he's referred to as a he, yet I've read comics where he's referred to as a she.

Why am I saying all this to you? Well…here's my own version of how the Roadrunner and Coyote became enemies…

Once again this is a prequel to "The day Wile E Coyote finally won."

Bugs Bunny saw Wile E Coyote in the bar. He looked all depressed.

Bugs Bunny was always willing to give a helping hand to everyone, even his enemies. He went over to cheer Wile up.

"What's up, doc?" he asked. "You look like you're down in the dumps."

"I've just come from the dumps, as I've had to eat there. How did you know?" asked Wile.

"Sorry….figure of speech. What's up?"

"I can't catch that stupid roadrunner."

"Well, doc. Here's a suggestion, you've got enough money to buy all that Acme garbage, so why don't you just buy your dinner?"

"Hah…..if only you knew eh?"

"Knew what?"

"I don't hunt him for food, I want to kill him for revenge!"

"Revenge?"

"Years ago both me and Roadrunner were friends and we used to work in a business."

"HOLD THE PHONE!" Bugs Bunny interrupted and held up his hands . "You were friends with Roadrunner!?"

"It can happen." Wile smiled. "Daffy's tried to kill you a number of times, but you seem to have made up and got along. He lives with you doesn't he?"

"Yeah…..I suppose. But I don't get it, even as kids didn't I see you chase him?"

"Oh…we were just playing Tag. I never intended to eat him."

"Well go on." Said Bugs "Continue your story."

"Anyway we both worked in a rival company against Acme called Sorfcorps."

5 years ago.

Wile E Coyote came into his office dressed in a shirt, tie and black trousers. He was looking over a computer.

"This isn't good." Frowned Wile.

Roadrunner came into his office. He was dressed in a shirt and tie, but strangely he wasn't wearing any pants.

"What's up?" asked Roadrunner.

"ACME is beginning to kill our sales. We need to come up with a plan to increase our income to this place."

"Well there is a new type of water gun you've been working on." Roadrunner suggested "One that shoots water in 5 directions! If you release it in time for summer, the sales might go through the roof."

"Nah….nobody's that big into water guns."

"It's worth a try!"

"Okay, we release the water gun, but what do we do I still can't get it to work."

"Give it here." Said Roadrunner. "Maybe I can get it to work."

Wile handed Roadrunner the prototype. "Hmmm…." Said Roadrunner. "You've got it mostly right. Let me take a look."

Roadrunner went to his office. 5 minutes later he was back. Wile was busy at his computer when he felt a squirt of water at his back. He jumped in fright.

"Yeep!" he went. He turned round to see a smiling roadrunner with the water gun.

"I think I got it!" Roadrunner cheered.

"Let's show it to the boss!" Coyote smiled back.

"Boys I'm impressed" said their boss. "This'll get the sales ranking in. Plus Summer's just around the corner."

"Told ya." Grinned Roadrunner. "I'll be honest, Wile's responsible for most of the design. I just fixed the bugs.

"Wile I'm impressed, if this sells well, you'll get a big promotion."

A month later Wile came into his office with a big grin on his face.

Roadrunner saw him. "Why are you so happy?"

"My idea did well! I got a promotion! And you won't believe how much I'm gonna get paid working here! Half a million dollars a year!"

"Wow!" cried Roadrunner. "Well you deserve it, you given this company a lot of good inventions. What are you gonna do with all that money?"

"I'm not sure. I guess I could use it for my wife and upcoming child." Wile replied.

"Oh yeah….Dolores you mean right? How's she doing?"

"She's nearly nine months pregnant but she's all right." Smiled Wile.

Suddenly Wile's mobile phone made a "BEEP" noise, and not a beep any way similar to Roadrunner.

"Oh hey….I got a text." Wile announced. He then pulled his phone from his pocket.

Wile read the text. He went into shock. "OH…..MY…..GOD."

"What's up?" asked Roadrunner.

"My wife! She's giving birth! I gotta get to the hospital!" Wile cried.

"I'll come with!" shouted Roadrunner. "Lunch break's come up and I had a big breakfast."

Wile and Roadrunner ran to the hospital. A nurse showed them where Dolores was giving birth

"Dolores is in here."

Wile and Roadrunner entered. And what happened that day would change Wile and Roadrunner's relationship forever. The child was a blue half coyote ,half roadrunner.

Wile went into shock. "Dolores….you DIDN'T! !"

Roadrunner gulped. "Uh oh…busted."

"I'm sorry Wile." Dolores sobbed. Wile then turned to Roadrunner.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU ! ! !" he snarled.

Roadrunner ran out the hospital. From that day, he quit his job, and went back to living in the wild in order to flee a furious Wile E Coyote. Not long after the birth, Dolores went to live on her own taking care of their new half coyote half roadrunner daughter.

Wile however kept his job and dedicated his weekends to getting his revenge on Roadrunner. He would use his income to purchase traps that would backfire on him from both Sorfcorps and Acme. Much more often, Acme. As much as he hated buying from his rival company. He did like the fact they had way much better traps and inventions.

"And that's how it happened." Wile finished his story.

"WHOA!" went Bugs Bunny. "Is that all true?"

"Yep."

"I knew Roadrunner was a douche…..but geez!"

"The worst part is…..Dolores still sees him. They've grown up ever since, that bird stole my family…my life."