WARNING: Pseudo, Pseudo m-Preg ahead. Yeah, get used to my madness.
North
Nicholas St. North had seen many things in his time. But the sight of little Jamie Bennett looking rather... Well... pregnant, did not fit in anywhere on that admittedly long list of things he had seen.
Perhaps, though, he had just put on some weight?
"Hey North," Jamie said with a wave as he allowed his shadows to warp around him and collapse. "Mind if Jack and I stay here for a bit? Somehow, please don't ask me how he did it 'casue I don't know, Jack got me pregnant. We'd ask Sandy, but he's as homeless as us, technically."
North fell to the ground and Jamie grinned at the man lying on the floor as Jack floated in and laughed at North.
"He took that well, didn't he? Let's try Bunny next, shall we?"
Jamie grinned and teleported to the Warren.
Bunny
E. Aster Bunnymund didn't get much time to himself, nor time to spend with his mate. They'd been childhood friends, and betrothed thanks to their fathers, but it definitely became love.
Seraphina moaned under him as he ground into her. He knew all her spots after the years they'd known each other, and so even though their couplings were decidedly rare, Bunny always made it worthwhile for them both.
He shrieked in a decidedly femminine manner as Shadows that signified teleportation began to fill his room. Quickly throwing the sheets around his body and Seraphina's, he growled in annoyance as Jamie entered the room from the shadows.
"Bit of a bad time, kid," Bunny ground out through his clenched teeth. Seraphina giggled beneath him, nearly silently, but Jamie heard her and his eyes widened.
"Shit, didn't know you were entertaining a lady friend! Ummm... I'll make this quick then. Jack got me pregnant, can I stay here a few months or... you know, however long it takes to have a Guardian Baby?"
Seraphina and Jamie shared one of those 'this is so funny but so awkward' laughs as Bunny fainted right on top of her before falling off the bed and falling to the floor.
Tooth
Jack grinned as Tooth squealed for joy at his decleration of "Hey, Tooth!I got Jamie pregnant! Can we stay until he pops the kid out?"
Her and the fairies were the driving force behind them getting together to begin with, so this was a big day. Jack wouldn't be surprised if Baby Tooth declared it a Fairy Holiday... Something messed up about that fairy, cute though she was.
Tooth released Jack from her Death grip hug and kept saying "Yes, yes, yes!" In a happily high pitched voice. Abandoning her post, she flew off, to do what, Jack didn't know.
Jack
Jack and Jamie snuggled close to each other on the bed Tooth had provided.
"Jack?" Jamie said, voice a nearly questioning whisper.
"Yeah?"
"I know this started as a prank, but... Joke's on us. I actually AM pregnant..."
There was a thump.
"Jack? Jack?" Jamie called out, peeking over the edge of the bed to see Jack on the floor in a dead faint. Jamie snorted in laughter and brought his other half back onto the bed. "You took that well, didn't you?" He asked rhetorically.