Its Chapter 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you like it! Great jop Pinefur of Dragonclan on figuring out the tukey thing. Spottedleaf plushie for you! Anyway on to the story!
"Let all cats get off their lazy butts and get over here!" Bluestar yowled on top of high rock.
The cats of thunderclan walked to the high rock puzzled to see Bluestar on high rock.
"Aren't you dead?!" Dustpelt meowed.
"Yes but I'm back because your leader is being stupid and your deputy is coated with potato salad." She replied pointing with her tail to Firestar (or as he wanted to be called Oldfur) sleeping beside Graystripe, who you wouldn't normally recognize, eating the potato salad off himself.
The thunderclanners nodded in agreement.
"I will be leader until these two get normal. Now I must choose a deputy…" she meowed, looking around the clearing. Many cats had their hands up but she ignored them. "The new deputy of Thunderclan will be Tigerclaw." She finished.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The cats yowled in harmony.
"He's EVIL and DEAD!!!!!!!!" Dustpelt yowled in anger as the large tabby walked to Bluestar.
"Well you're all going to have to live with it."Bluestar meowed simply stepping off the rock.
The cats began to break up except one cat. Whitepaw was slowly getting up. Cloudtail was puzzled by his daughters slowness so he walked to her.
"Why are you being so slow?" he asked staring at the white apprentice.
"I'm a turtle." She replied.
"What?! Whitepaw you're a cat not a turtle." Cloudtail said.
"Nope I'm a turtle." She said.
"Are not!"
"Are too"
"Are not!"
"Are too"
"Are not!"
"Are too"
"Are not"
"Are not"
"Are too" Cloudtail meowed frustration
"I'm glad you agree with me" she said slowly lifting her paw.
Cloudtail shook his head and left. He decided to go hunting to relax. He heard a cracking noise under his paw. Scared he lifted it to find that he had cracked a mirror. He shrugged and kept walking but suddenly he tripped. Landing face first in the mud. When he lifted his head he saw a huge empty Mayonnaise jar.
"I am Tod, King of the Mayo." The mayonnaise jar said in a deep voice.
"What!" Cloudtail meowed surprised.
"Shut up! Now listen there is bad luck in the world! Like if you break a mirror its bad luck! But the worst of it all is if a black cat crosses your path! So Beware!" Said the jar before turning back into a twig.
"That was scary! At least there are no black cats in Thunderclan." He said to himself.
He padded and caught to mice. The sun was setting so he decided to head back to camp. But to his horror as he entered camp a black cat was sitting there talking to Bluestar. Then it smiled happily and walked over to Cloudtail.
"Hi Cloudtail it's me Ravenpaw! Bluestar let me back in the clan and guess what? You're my new mentor!" The black cat meowed excitedly.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Whitepaw is a turtle yay!!!! Anyway I'll post chapter four once I get 15 reviews so REVIEW and thx for reading!