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Yumichika and Ikkaku finally decided to go to the BleachBurger. Everybody was talking about it and so they thought why not try it. They entered one fine mourning. The sun was shinning and the birds chirping all except on one person.
Ikkaku walked up to the counter. "Hello, I'm Ganju and I'll be your server. What would you two like to order?" the cashier said to them. It was Ganju! Ikkaku was amazed but Yumichika was confused.
"One quarter-pounder, extra pickles, lettuce, cheese double patty, a 28 oc. Milkshake, large fries and a hot fudge caramel sundae in your biggest container. Thanks." Ordered Ikkaku. Yumichika looked at Ganju then looked away. "One salad" he said, "without the dressing and everything." Ganju was shocked, "You mean just lettuce". Yumichika nodded his head. "We don't have a price on lettuce" said Ganju. "Then is it free!?" Yumichika said in a peppy voice. Ganju shook his head. "You… You… ugly, horrid witch of a cashier!" Yumichika said to Ganju as calmly as possible. "BITCH!" yelled Ganju.
Ikkaku tried to step in, but Yumichika stopped him. "Are you sure?" said Ikkaku. "I'm from 11th Division, of course I am sure" Yumichika answered. Ikkaku asked, "How about you Zanpakuto, you don't have it?" Yumichika just answered, "My sharp wits will get me through this one!"
Yumichika looked at Ganju again. "Say it" he started, "say it again." Ganju just looked him in the eye as Yumichika mouthed the words "Ugly" at him. Ganju just said, "You bitch". Yumichika stood straight. "Bitch, you said bitch. Well, a bitch is a girl dog. Dog's go bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are part on nature. Nature is beautiful, thanks for the compliment!" Everyone was speechless.
"What a bad comeback" said Ganju. "Can you think of anything better" said Yumichika with a glare. "Well…" mumbled Ganju, "YOU SUCK!" Again, everyone was speechless.
"Can I just have my salad, ugly. Then we will go!" said Yumichika. Ganju just gave him a bag, "Here's your lettuce."
EXTRA:
Yumichika looked at Ikkaku, all sweating like he was nervous. Yumichika turned and looked at the window. "Isn't the view beautiful" said Yumichika. Ikkaku just nodded, his eyes blood-shot and he looked exhausted. Yumichika glared at him, as if waiting for something to happen. Nothing did. Ikkaku smelled ramen, he sweated even more. Heavy breaths came. "I can't take it!" he said and he ran to the food. "NO!" Yumichika said running after him. He found Ikkaku stuffing his face. He was saying something to Yumichika, he wasn't sure. I think it was, "Screw this diet! I'd rather be bulimic!"