turnabout portal 2
episode chapter 2: i mean 3
by the jakkid166
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anyway phoenix wireght was startin 2 feel nauseous from edgewort bein in his stomach caus u know that saying that means ur nervous when you have butterflies in ur stomach well havin a ghost in ur stomach means ur nauseous (i copyrighte that idiom so dont steal it)
"ugggg ill be right back" say phoernix "i think im plane sick" and he got up and wetn to the bathroom
"ugggggggggggh" said wright lean in over tha toilet and allofasuden he THREW UP and miles cam out
"AHHH FINALLY" said miles "i couldent stand 2 be in there for 2 more seconds"
"but" said wrighte "how are we gonna keep u from gettin caught"
"uhhhhhhh"
SUDDENLY someone knock on the door
"HEY COME ON MAN I GOTA GO" said the guy
"shitshitshit" said wright "ok mils hide in tha toilet i gotta go back"
"WHAT" said mile "dud no i dont wanna hide in there its gross"
"DO U WANNA GET US ARRESTED I DONT THINK SO SO GET IN THA FUCKING POOPER"
"uggg fine but only caus im a ghost so i cant smell or touch anything" said miles and he went in the toilet
wirght walke out and saw the guy who was waitign was actually agent jack ass
"o hello mr. ass how are yo u today"
"prety good" said jack "hey now i thot i hear 2 people in there but ur the only 1 who came out"
"oh yea dat was just my phone" said wirght like a master lyar "someone calld me to ask me for my auto graph caus im so famous"
"cool" said jack "well i gotta go poop hav a good day"
"right" said phoenix ("poor miles") he thought
phoen sat by me again
"what hapened back there" said me
"i threw up miles so hes hiding in tha toilet now" said wirght
"and ur sure he wont be seen?"
"yea"
sudenly a SCREAM WAS HEARED
me and wirght turnd around and agent jack ass ran outa the bathroom
"hoLY CRAP" said jack "I THINK I POOPED OUT A GHOST" and he held up miles
"WHAT" said anotha guy int he seets and he sat up "im agent app'hull w'huud sm'hoked honnehamm (hes from kurain) of tha anti plane ghost task force and u are under arrest mr jack ass for smugglin ghost on board"
"wait NO" said ass but it was to late he got shot with tranq lizers
"aha but i am ghost what u gonna do" said miles but he got shot with ghost tranquilizzeys
"shit" said wirght "wat are we gona do"
"we gota rescue miles" said me "i got plan" and i got outa my seet and walkd up to them
"hello sirs" sid me and i flashed my badge "my nam is detectiv jakkid166"
"o shit the detective jakkid166 the best detective in the world!" said honneham "i am honored to meet yo u sir"
"yes thank you" said me "ok so basicaly i need u to let this ghost go"
"sorry sir but ghost arent alowed on planes" said him
littel did he know that wirght was sneakin up behind him to steel his gun
wirght LUNGD AT HIM AND TRIED TO GET THA GUN but he missed
"wat" said the guy "HEEEY YO U TRIED TO TRICK US UR UNDER ARREST TOO" and he shot tranquizilers at us
BUT THEY MISSED AND TEHY INSTEAD WENT INTO THA COCKPIT AND HIT THE PILOTS
"o shit" said honneham "WELP I FUCKD UP" said he and he tranquilizd himself
sudenly every1 on the plane startd runnin around and screamign
"wellllllshit" said me "OKAY DOSE ANYON know how to FLY A PLANE"
but every1 was still running around and screamin
"well it look like thers only 1 solution" said me and i grabbd the pilot hat and put it on "are u thinkin what im thinkin wright"
"yep" said wirght "its time 4 me to become phoenix wright ace pilot"
"wat but i was gonna fly the plane-"
but it was too lat wright was already in tha seet
I went and got in tha one next to him "ok wirght do you know how to fly plane"
"nope"
"good me either"
"its ok tho" said wirght "i can learn it" and he pushd a buton and the plane engines exploded
"..." said wright
"well" said me "we're fucked"
"why wold they even hav a button that does that" said wirhgt "NO MATTER ill land this plane even if it KILL ME"
"it porbably will kill u" said miles "but its fine caus then we wil be TOGETHER FOREVEERRRRR"
"MILES DIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT" said wirght tryin all sortsa buttons but the plane wa still fallin from the sky
i lookd out tha window "phoen ix we are headed STRAIGHT FOR THE CITY OF BANGKOK"
"wat but bangkok isnt in china" said phoenix
"oh wait no thats actualy tokyo"
"THATS JAPAN U IDIOT"
"WELL EXCUSE ME MR NATIONAL GEGOGRAPHIC I SUPPOSE ITS BEIJING THEN"
"YES IT IS NOW SHUT UP" said wirght "i gota focus on how to land dis thing"
"HOW ARE we gonna land this in tha middle of a city" said miles
"I DONT KNOOOOOOW"
~ MEANWHILE ~
in the chines military a guy wetn to the general person in charge and said som chinese stuff that meant "sir we gota plane gonna crash righte into beijing it looks lik a terorrist attack whatre we gonna do"
"fire… THA MISSLES" said the guy
~MEANHWILE AGAIN~
"OK I THINK I FIGGURED OUT THE CONTROLS" said wright "wait wats that on the radar"
it was MISSLES (not the dog but the actual missles) i know u knew that but me and wirght didnt at the time
"WHAT WHO THE HELL WOULD BE FIRIN MISSLES AT US" said wirght "ok its time to put me skills to USE"
"WHAT SKILLS U'V EONLY BEEN MESSING WITH THAT FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES" said m
"not with THAT ATTITUDE" said phoeni "lets do dis" and he pulld up really hard on tha plane stikc and the plane startd to go mor horizontally insted of fallin down i mean it wa still fallin down but it was also goin more fast horizontaly and not as fast vertically
"BUT THE MISSELS" said me
"ILL FIX DAT" said phoenix and he pressd R twice to do a barel roll and avoided tha missels and they just explode a trash can instead
"NOOOOOO MY HOUSE" said gumshoe
"wtf when did u get here" said miles
"oh i got on tha plane after i heard ther was problems wit the anti plane ghos t taask force" said gushmoe "i see everythins under control now" and he lookd at all the peopl screamin and running in circles "aniway im just a one off charater for now so im gonna leav" AND he parachuted off tha plane
"ok guys we ar almost landeD" said wirght "HOLD ON TO UR ASSES"
BUT THEN
ANOTHA MISSLE HIT THA PLANE AND ONE OF THE WINGS GOT BLOW UP
"FUCK" said wirght "I CANT CONTROL IT"
"FUCK" said me "WIRGHT IF I DIE HERE I BLAME U IN THE AFTERLIFE"
"the afterlife is borign as fuck aniway" said miles
AAAAAND THE PLANE CRASH INTO THA STREET
but noo one got hurt?
"wtf" said wirght and he got outa the drivers seat and got outas the plane to see wat happened
"o shit lucky us we landded on a matress truck" said phoenix
"damn wirght ur flying skills are amazin!" said gumshoe landin with his parachute next to us
"er yea i totaly did tha ton purpose" said wirght "ok what now"
"we gotta find ballistic dolphin" said me
TO BE CONTINUED