A/N: Finally got my laptop back. It's been taken over by my family and I haven't been able to get hold of it. Anyway, I have read the reviews and I'm happy with everyone's response and thank you for reviewing. Now, onto the story and I do not own Naruto.
Sasuke's eye kept twitching, as he walked through the village. People kept watching him and the little Sakura, walking hand in hand. Sasuke tried to ignore it, but some people were going 'awe', with hearts in their eyes and a couple women took pictures, which made Sasuke twitch more.
'Don't they have anything better to do,' he thought, a vein popping out on his forehead, showing his annoyance, 'they act like this is the first time seeing a man walking a little girl.'
'This is the first time seeing Sasuke Uchiha walking a little girl,' Sasuke's inner said, making the boy inwardly groan.
'Shut up, it's not my fault I'm not good with kids,' Sasuke thought to his inner, then looked down to Sakura, who was smiling and humming to herself, 'hmm, funny how she doesn't remember me, but still seems comfortable around me.' Hearing no smart comment from his inner, Sasuke proceeded to walk quietly, until he felt a tug on his arm. Looking down, he saw Sakura rubbing her eye and sniffling, as if she was about to cry.
"Nii-chan, my feet hurt," she whined, looking down at her feet. Sasuke mentally slapped himself, for not noticing that Sakura's feet were shoeless and the soles of her feet were bruised and dirty. He guessed that when she shrunk, her shoes couldn't fit her either. He was about to say something, then realized something.
"Wait, Nii-chan?" he asked, eyeing the girl. She just nodded and hugged his leg, since she was so short. This just caused people, passing by, to go 'awe' and take more pictures. Sasuke decided to talk to Sakura about the 'Nii-chan' thing later, and proceeded to pick her up and carry her to the Hokage's office. This caused even more people to stop and ogle the two, with bigger hearts in their eyes. Sasuke just ignored them; caring about Sakura was more important. A few minutes later, Sasuke walked past a clothing store. Thinking, maybe Sakura should get something proper to wear; he carried her into the store. When he entered the store, Sasuke instantly regretted it. There at the cash register, was Ino, Shikamaru, and Chouji. Ino seemed to be arguing with the cashier, Shikamaru was watching, bored, and Chouji was munching on a bag of chips, as usual. Shikamaru glanced over to the entrance, much to Sasuke's disappointment, and his eyes widened when he saw him holding a little girl.
"Hey Sasuke," Shikamaru said, after recovering from his shock, and waved the boy over to where he was. At the mention of the boy's name, Ino stopped arguing with the cashier and looked at Sasuke, as said boy walked over to the team. Her eyes widened at the little girl, with pink hair and green eyes, being carried by the Uchiha. Sakura looked around the store, while her tiny hand clutched onto Sasuke's shirt.
"WHAT THE HELL," Ino screamed, pointing at the two, her eyes widening in shock, "DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU AND SAKURA HAD A KID AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE!" Sasuke winced from Ino's loud voice and stood next to Shikamaru, while putting Sakura down, next to him. Sakura tried hiding behind Sasuke, while looking at the three strangers.
"No Ino," Sasuke said, running his hand through his hair, before looking at her, "it's kinda hard to explain."
"But she looks so much like Sakura," Chouji said, stuffing more chips into his mouth, "Is that her sister?"
"Baka, since when has Sakura ever mentioned having a sister," Shikamaru asked, scratching the back of his head and yawning, then looked over at Sasuke, "so you wanna explain?"
"Actually, I'm not very sure," Sasuke replied, "Apparently, this is Sakura and Naruto did something that turned her into a child. Now I was taking her to Tsunade, but Sakura's feet started hurting, so I thought that getting her something, proper, to wear would be more important." Everyone listened to him and nodded in response, then Ino suddenly ran up to little Sakura and picked her up.
"Awww, she's so cute," the teenage girl, and started cuddling her, "she looks exactly the way she did, when she was younger! Hey Sasuke, is it ok if I choose some clothes for Sakura?" Sasuke just shrugged, causing the girl to jump in joy and ran away, carrying Sakura into the forest of clothes. Seeing Sakura's eyes, begging for help, Sasuke felt like he made a big mistake, placing her in Ino's hands. Before, Sasuke could say anything to Shikamaru, the store door chimed, signaling that someone came in. He turned around, to see Naruto running up to an employee and asking them something. Instantly, Sasuke remembered what else he had to do today, and walked over to his best friend.
'Oh man, why do I have this feeling I should run,' Naruto thought, a slight chill running up his spine. He didn't have time to react, before a fist came from behind and hit Naruto over the head.
"Owww," Naruto yelped, clutching his head in pain, and then turned around to glare at the person, who hit him; only to be facing a rather irritated Sasuke, "oi Sasuke, what was that for?"
"You know very well what you did, Dobe," Sasuke replied, crossing his arms in front of his chest. Shikamaru and Chouji were watching, while Ino was still shopping.
"Wait, what did I do," Naruto asked, a confused look, plastered on his face. Pissed off, with his answer, Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the collar of his jacket.
"You idiot, are you telling me you forgot about Sakura," Sasuke said, through gritted teeth. He was so close to hitting Naruto again, but he wanted to know what happened first.
"Hehe, oh yeah, that," Naruto replied, scratching the back of his head, while laughing nervously, "how did you find out?"
"Sakura explained, what little she could remember," Sasuke replied, releasing his friend's collar and letting him fall to the floor, "don't tell me this was a prank that went wrong." Naruto stood up and laughed nervously again. Sasuke facepalmed and looked at Naruto, before asking, "So you wanna explain, what happened to Sakura." Shikamaru and Chouji walked over to Sasuke and Naruto as the whiskered boy started explaining what happened. After finishing his explanation, Naruto watched his three friends, as they sweatdropped.
"What," he asked, looking clueless. Shikamaru started scratching the back of his head and yawned.
"Figures you wouldn't read the directions or ask for more information," the lazy ninja said, "how troublesome. So what are you gonna do now?"
"I don't know, Baa-chan said that I have to take care of her," Naruto replied, then noticed the odd stares from everyone, "what, you think I can't take care of a kid."
"No offense Naruto, but I think Tsunade was drunk when she told you that," Chouji commented, crumbling up the empty bag of chips, and then took out another one, opened it, and began munching on the snack. Naruto was about to say something, but Ino ran back to the group holding Sakura, who was still in her oversized shirt.
"Ino what's wrong," Sasuke asked.
"I tried to find something for Sakura to wear, but this store doesn't sell anything cut for kids," Ino replied. When Naruto saw Sakura, he smiled, in relief and ran towards her.
"Sakura, there you are," he shouted, about to hug her, but then noticed that she hugged closer to Ino, "huh, what's wrong?"
"Dobe, she's afraid of you," Sasuke said, walking over to Ino, and picking Sakura out of her arms, and then put her down next to him. Naruto watched, as Sakura hugged Sasuke's leg, and grew annoyed.
"How come she's not afraid of you? I mean, just look at you," Naruto retorted, earning a slap upside the head. Shikamaru facepalmed and thought that this was going nowhere, then noticed Tsunade run into the store.
"Hi Tsunade-sama," he said, making everyone turn their heads towards the Hokage, who was breathing heavily. After she caught her breath, she walked over to Naruto, who was trying to hide behind Chouji.
"Alright Naruto," Tsunade said, placing her hands on her hips, "where is she?"
"Uhh, who now," Naruto said, as Chouji stepped out of the way, not wanting to be a human shield.
"Sakura! I obviously didn't know what I was saying, when I told you to take care of her. So hand her over, and I'll have Shizune take care of her, until I find an antidote."
Naruto pouted a little, because he didn't get to take care of Sakura, and replied, "Ask Teme, she won't even come near me." Tsunade resisted the urge to laugh, and turned to the Uchiha, that was listening to the two.
"Uchiha," Tsunade said, looking around, before her eyes landed back on Sasuke, "where's Sakura?"
"She's right here," he answered, pointing to his leg, where the little girl was. Finally realizing that he didn't feel any weight on his leg, Sasuke looked down, to see that Sakura was missing. His eyes bulged, to the size of dinner plates, as he looked around and saying, "She was just here, how did I not notice that?!" Tsunade pinched the bridge of her nose, in annoyance, before looking at Naruto and Sasuke, her mood becoming pissed.
"ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU IDIOTS, BOTH LOST SAKURA!?" she screamed, causing everyone in the store to shake in fear.
"No, it was him," both boys said, frantically, pointing at each other. This didn't make Tsunade calm down, and she proceeded to start beating the two into bloody pulp.
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt," Shikamaru said, watching Tsunade unleash her wrath on the poor boys, while employees and customers were leaving the scene, scared out of their minds.
"Yea, I wonder if they noticed that Ino is missing too," Chouji said, holding up a piece of paper, "oh well, I'll wait until she's done beating the guys up to, give her this note,
Ino left." Shikamaru slapped his forehead and sighed heavily; this truly was a troublesome day.
A/N: Ok I'm done with this chapter. I apologize in advanced if this chapter sucks. Anyway, just 7 more days until I go back home. Plz, R&R and don't forget to vote on my poll. And as they say on Lucky Channel; Bye-ni!