Reeve: It appears our hostess is running late.
Reno: Yeah, where is she, yo?
Cloud: Rude's late, too.
Yuffie: Rude is late? Yup, the apocalypse is definately here.
Tseng: There is no apocalypse, Yuffie. I asked Rude to give Michelle-sensei a ride here.
Yuffie: ...Oh. Okie dokey then. ^^'
Rude: *walks in carrying Michelle on his back*
Everyone: O.o'
Tseng: ... *pinches bridge of his nose* Rude, when I asked you to pick her up, i didn't mean for you to take it literally...
Rude: *puts Michelle down and shrugs* She's hurt. *points to Michelle's bandaged ankle*
Everyone: ...
Reno: Well at least we know the chick ain't indestructable.
Aerith: Reno!
Reno: What?
Aerith: *sigh* What happened, dear?
Michelle: *Shrug* Just a little accident in karate. I'll live.
Aerith: Are you sure? Do you want me to heal you?
Michelle: Nah, I'm good. Rude bandaged it for me. ^^
Everyone: Really?
Rude: *nod*
Reno: *groan* You guys like her too much, she's the female Satan!
Seph: She's a fourteen year old girl.
Reno: Looks ain't everything!
Vincent: *sigh* May we just drop the subject for a while and answer our questions?
Michelle: FINALLY! Someone's gotten this chapter back on track! *digs into mailbag lying conviently at her feet* Here's one from Victoria Valentine101. Huh...That name sounds familiar...have we met?
Cloud: *sigh* as soon as we get the story on topic, she drags it off again... -.-'
first off i am a Vincent fan so i want to say hi to him. second here is my Q to Sephiroth.
Sephiroth, where do you keep your sword at? it's so long where does it go?
and Cloud, how do you get your hair to look like a chocobo?
BYE!
Vincent: ...I have fans?
Michelle: You kidding? You have fan clubs.
Vincent: Should that worry me?
Cloud: Yes.
Yuffie: Yeah, but Cloud's anti social!
Cloud: Am not!
Vincent: ...That didn't answer my question exactly.
Seph: No.
Kadaj: But Sephiroth just likes the attention.
Seph: Little hypocrite.
Kadaj: Big attention whore.
Seph and Kadaj: *glares at each other*
Vincent: ...How did he learn that word? *glances at Yuffie*
Yuffie: *giggle* ^^
Michelle: *Angry groan* Sometimes. It depends how obsessive your fans are.
Vincent: Ah. Then hello Miss Victoria.
Michelle: For the record, if you had said that right away, we woulda saved a lot of time, but whatever. Sephiroth?
Seph: I carry Masamune in a sheath strapped to my back.
Reno: Really? Then wouldn't your hair get cut when you pulled it out?
Seph: I believe that's actually happened once or twice.
Everyone: O.o
Genesis: …A Sephiroth with short hair just doesn't look right.
Angeal: Agreed.
Michelle: Double agreed. And what about you, Cloud?
Zack: *Raises hand and jumps up and down* Ooh, I can answer it! Can I answer it for you, Spiky?
Cloud: …Sure, why not. -.-'
Zack: Yay! *Goes to the bathroom*
Everyone: …
Angeal: Where is he going?
Cloud: …Not sure. But my hair just sort of stays like this, regardless of what I do to it.
Tifa: I straightened it for him once. It re-spiked as soon as I finished.
Everyone: O.o
Cid: Damn…Anyone else just have a vision of Cloud with straight hair?
Everyone: *slow nod*
Cid: Good, I thought it was just me.
Zack: *Returns with a bucket of water* BANZAI! *Tosses water on Cloud*
Cloud: HOLY INFRIT IT'S COLD! *Shiver*
Zack: It was? Sorry. ^^' But look! *Goes and rings the water out of Cloud's hair*
Cloud: *Hair springs back into it's original chocobo styled glory*
Everyone: *Gasp* O.O
Reno: Oh crapples, his hair has a mind of it's own!
Cloud: *shrug* I have weird hair.
Michelle: Understatement, Cloud. Let's do another one, shall we? *pulls another letter* Here's one from TheLadyOfFantasy.
Hai there pplz!
first I say to you michelle, thank you. :3
and next, a question for cloud, zack, vincent, cid, reno, rude, tseng, the trilogy, the remnants, and basically all of the other male main characters. Listen and listen good, for I shall only ask once, and I know this is on everyone's mind.
ARE YOU GAY?
that is all. ^^
Males: O.O
Females: XD
Cloud: What...
Seph: ...The...
Zack: ...Fuzznuggles!
Everyone: ...Fuzznuggles?
Zack: Yes, fuzznuggles. B3
Everyone: ... *Looks at Angeal*
Angeal: ...What? It isn't my fault he has enough decency not to use profanity. That was one moral he had before I became his mentor.
Michelle: Okay, does Zack's profanity substitutes really matter at the moment? What matters is getting this question answered! :3
Reno: Why does everyone think we're gay? T.T
Zack: Yeah, we're all straight!
Michelle: *shrug* Fangirls don't care. They'll make you gay whether you are or not.
Tseng: Well then fangirls are odd creatures.
Michelle: *pout* I am not odd! ...Okay, yes I am, but that's beside the point. Even weirder than being made gay by fangirls, is the people you get paired with.
Females: *squeal* X3
Males: O.o
Zack: Who do we get paired with?
Michelle: Lessee...you're usually paired with Cloud.
Zack: Oh really? *smirk*
Cloud: *sigh* Don't give me that look, Zack, I don't feel like being raped today. -.-
Zack: Aww. When will you be in the mood then?
Cloud: NEVER!
Zack: *pout*
Michelle: *giggle* You've been paired with Sephiroth, Angeal, and Reno too.
Zack: ...Okay, now Sephy and 'Geal I can understand, but Reno?
Reno: Hey!
Michelle: *shrug* It's always either best friends or worst enemies.
Reno: Who do I get paired with then?
Michelle: Usually with Rude. Tseng, Cloud, and Yazoo are popular pairings with you, too.
Yazoo: What? O.o
Loz: Don't cry, Yazoo.
Yazoo: Shut it, Loz...
Kadaj: I'm going to regret asking, I know I will, but what about me?
Michelle: You ain't gonna like the answer.
Kadaj: *shrug*
Michelle: Fine. You've been paired with Cloud and Seph before, but most commonly you're paired with another Remnant. Actually, it's usually all three of you together.
Remnants: O/ / /O
Kadaj: ...I...err...that...yeah...wasn't expecting that...
Loz: ... *shocked silent*
Yazoo: Do all fangirls enjoy incest?
Michelle: *shrug* a lot of em.
Yazoo: Ah. Excuse me, I need to go puke my guts up. -.- *leaves room*
Michelle: Told ya you wouldn't like the answer.
Kadaj: But...that's just...severe...
Michelle: A fact I'm well aware of. *goes to check on Yazoo* Poor Yazoo got sick. I gave him antacid and sent him to bed, no one bug him.
Barret: Heh, she ain't too bad at playin' mother hen for an evil brat.
Michelle: Hmph!
Vincent: ...I'm afraid to ask at this point.
Michelle: But I shall tell regardless. ^^ You get paired with Cid a lot, but you're popular with Cloud, too. You also get paired with one of the Turks every now and then, usually Reno or Tseng.
Cid: *gapes so wide his cigarette falls out of his mouth*
Vincent: ...
Cloud: Vincent...are you...blushing?
Vincent: N-no, of course not...
Cloud: Have I ever told you how bad you are at lying to me?
Vincent: I'm just...trying to imagine it...and honestly, I can't.
Cloud: That makes two of us.
Michelle: ^^ Anyone else wanna know who they get paired with?
Everyone: ...
Michelle: Didn't think so. :3
Zack: I got a question, though.
Michelle: And that would be?
Zack: Does Hojo get paired with someone?
Michelle: Nope.
Everyone: *sigh of relief*
Hojo: Hmph. That was rude.
Reno: *smirk* Nope, he's Rude. *points to Rude*
Hojo: ... *leaves room*
Michelle: ...Wow. Good job, Reno.
Reno: Thank you, spawn of Satan.
Michelle: ...Anyway, I think that's it for now. Send in some questions, kay?
Denzel: Please?
Marlene: Pretty please?
Zack: Pretty please with ice cream and chocolate syrup on top and a cherry?
Everyone: O.o
Zack: Yes, I'm craving ice cream, anyone got an issue with that?
Everyone: ... -.-'
Michelle: Oh boy. Just send in a question, alright? C'mon Zack, let's get triple hot fudge sundaes! ^^
Zack: YAY! *hefts Michelle over his shoulder and runs out*
Tseng: ...She truly is an odd girl.
Reno: Yeah, an odd evil girl, yo.
Kadaj: Would an evil girl had gone to check on Yazoo?
Reno: Well, no, I guess not...But she's still evil!
Cloud: Evil or not, she knows how to handle Zack, and for that I am very grateful.
Angeal: I'll drink to that.
Seph: As shall I.
Reno: Amen.
Genesis: Agreed.
Cloud: ...And now I kind of want ice cream.
Everyone: -.-'