A/N: for anyone who wants a little visual representation for the chapter, this is from volume 1 chapter 3 page 14.

"Tch." I scowled the moment my mind was fully awake. I bet he slept soundly last night. I need to get that dobe out of my system and fast.

I got up, got dressed in my training suit, and headed out into the barely risen sun by jumping out of my apartment window. I left without even locking it. I am complacent about my security. No one in their right minds would break into an Uchiha's home, not even that of a 12-year old one.

I jumped from roof to roof until I got to that quiet part of town near what was once the Uchiha portion of this village. Coming here has become a ritual; it keeps me focused on my goals. I jogged and sprinted alternately as well as did some complicated kunai practices. I had mastered Itachi's ways and even added some moves of my own.

Within an hour, I was back to my apartment. I had bought some juice and rice cakes on the way and settled myself on the roof just outside my window and started eating.

Morning exercise was good today. I am back to my vengeful self. I immediately started thinking of possible move combinations I could use on Itachi when I fight him again. I like thinking while eating. It keeps me company.

The sight and sound of a rope whipping around me startled me. There had been someone inside my room!

The rope fastened around me and I found myself getting dragged into my room. "Aaargh!" I thrashed around.

"Don't resist!"

It startled me. It was his voice. I immediately found myself struggling less and he soon overpowered me. He had bumped me from behind and I fell to my knees. What was he doing here? And this? His hands are all over me... what does this mean?

Naruto was behind me as he cuffed my hands with the rope behind my back. "Damn!" I shouted at him when he tightened the ropes. I felt his hands on my face and turning it to him.

Is he going to kiss me again? And this time it won't be an accident right? I'll really be kissed this time! But.. but.. He's a boy! I-I don't want it! I struggled and he fought for control as well.

"Naruto!" I gasped as our struggles made me fall face down to the floor, his body following mine. This position...My eyes rounded in what seemed like terror. I-I'm not ready for any of this!

Kkzzzzzzk.

"Mmph?!" I blinked. Realization dawned on me that Naruto had been struggling to tape my mouth; not kiss me. Wh-why?

Naruto stood up and jerked his head left and right. My eyes opened even wider. R-rape? I-Is this really going to be it? Heck, we havent even reached puberty yet! I've only ever seen this thing happen on Itachi's magazines so cleverly taped to the bottom of his bed! And that was between a boy and a girl!

Naruto walked out of my field of vision and around me. He's looking at everything. My face, my body. My face burned.

"Henge no jutsu!" I heard Naruto shout from a little behind me. I twisted my body to look at him. At me? I was looking at myself. He transformed into ME?! Just what kind of pervert is he? I flushed as my thoughts took to rather disturbing images.

I drop back to reality as I noticed my clone lean in. I watched as he touched the ropes holding me in place, giving each a little tug and then, satisfied, he looked at me in the eyes and... smirked at me.

Oh... Oh! Oh, no, this is it! I squeezed my eyes shut, my heartbeat throbbing to my ears, my face burning.

Ba-dump.. Ba-dump.. Ba-dump..

"Heh.. Idiot.." I heard Naruto say through my voice.

Slowly, I opened my eyes, first as a peek, and then opened them. I twisted and turned and found myself alone in the room.

I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!

A/N: Bwahahahaha! I really enjoyed writing this chapter. Or rather, I enjoyed making Sasuke act like an idiot.

Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I really appreciate your feedback.

If anyone has noticed, I have had two minds not to put yaoi into this story. I think it's been cute so far, and I'm not sure I want 12 year olds doing that sort of thing. I still plan to write the yaoi scene I have in my mind though but I'd probably wait until I get to the Shippuuden part. Yeah. Sexy sasuke there. *laughs a lot* Anyway, yeah. I removed the Matured rating and switched to Teens. Please give me your thoughts on this?