Brotherhood Evolution: School Daze
Well now that Mike has been inducted into the Brotherhood, I can now get to the Meat and Potato's of this fic. The humor.
Summary: The Brotherhood run wild while driving the X-Men and faculty insane.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the character of Michael Nagrite and the idea's behind this story.
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The 'Hood House
"How'd you sleep?" Lance asked as Mike walked into the room.
"Well with the exception of a strange putrid smell at around midnight, fine." Mike Nagrite responded as he accepted the cup of coffee that Lance handed to him.
"Sorry about that." Fred said sheepishly. " I had chili last night."
"So I noticed." Mike muttered as Toad leapt off the top of the stairs. And landed on his head.
"That had to hurt." Lance winced as Toad wobbled into the room.
"I'm Ok..." Toad said weakly before he passed out. Mike and Lance just exchanged a look.
"Does this happen often?" Mike asked.
"Yep." Lance muttered as he sipped his coffee.
"Good to know." Mike said as he turned his attention back to his coffee. He was interrupted when Pietro came speeding downstairs screaming.
"I'VE DONE IT!!!" Pietro screamed as he grabbed Lance and shook him violently. "I'VE FINALLY GOT A PLAN TO DEAL WITH MR. MCDURMONT!!!" Pietro screamed as he ran around in circles.
"The Vice-Principle?" Mike asked as he helped Lance off of the floor.
"Mother..." Lance muttered, a dazed look in his eyes.
"He's also Pietro's nemesis." Fred said as he looked up from the funny pages.
"I thought Daniel's was Pietro's nemesis?" Mike asked.
"I have many nemesis'" Pietro said as he calmed down and sat in a chair. He reached for the mug of coffee but Mike unleashed his tendricals, grabbing the pot before Pietro could pour a cup. "Hey!"
"I think the last thing you need is caffeine." Mike muttered as he poured the contents of the pot out.
"I need caffeine to survive!" Pietro cried.
"Hey dumbo." Lance said knocking on Pietro's head. "What's the plan?"
"Oh yea. Here it is." Pietro said as the Brotherhood gathered around and listened to his plan. Toad still lying on the floor, unconscious.
"Oh, that is evil." Lance said with a smile.
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Bayville High School, the last day of school
"Ahhhhh, the last day of school. Thy name is so sweet." Toad said as he and the Brotherhood walked through the halls.
"So did you take care of your plan for master vengeance?" Mike asked Pietro as he grabbed a jock and shoved him into a locker.
"Yep. It's already in effect." Pietro crowed.
"I'm still trying to figure out how you managed to get four thousand African pit vipers." Mike said as he broke the lock off of the locker, trapping the jock inside.
"I have an arrangement with the pet store owner." Pietro said as he gave a maniacal smile.
"Let me guess. You flirt with her." Mike said dryly.
"How did you know?" Pietro asked.
"It's just that obvious." Mike said with a smile as Toad lifted a kid's wallet. "Um, Toad? Why did you take that Frosh's cash?"
"Hey we gotta eat somehow, yo." Toad said as he pocketed the cash.
"Yea, I was wondering about that. So how do we survive?" Mike asked as he stopped dead in his tracks.
"Lie." Blob said simply.
"Cheat." Lance said simply.
"Steal." Pietro said simply.
"And we also have a protection gig." Blob said with a smile. Mike just stared at them for a few seconds.
"Cool." Mike said simply as he started walking again.
"Geek squad at 20 'o clock." Fred said as he pointed toward the X-Men walking down the hall.
"20 'o clock?" Mike asked as he looked at Lance.
"Freddy still has trouble with time-telling." Lance said simply.
"Ahhh." Mike said as he cast a sideways glance at Fred before he turned his attention to the now approaching X-Men. "Hey Boy's and Girl's what's up?" Mike asked as the X-Men walked up to them. "How's it hanging?"
"A lot better now that your gone, Traitor." Rogue stated as she crossed her arms. Pietro zoomed up next to her and pulled out a huge book and put on a pair of glasses.
"Um, I do believe that you are not one to talk about treachery." Pietro said in his lawyer tone of voice. "Just who left the Brotherhood for the Geek Squad?"
"AARGH!!! Get away from me!" Rogue shouted as she stormed off.
"Well, nice to see she hasn't changed much since she joined you X-Geek's." Lance said with a smile as he turned his attention back on the X-Men.
"Listen Alvers..." Scott began before Lance interrupted him.
"Sorry Summers. I'd like to talk, but I'm off to an appointment with a my Broker." Lance said with a smile as he walked away.
"Oops. I'm late for my Swedish massage!!" Pietro crowed as he took off.
"Dentist appointment." Mike said with a smile as he walked away.
"The cafeteria's serving Taco's." Fred said with a smile as he too walked away.
"And I just swiped all of your wallets." Toad said innocently as he hopped away. It took the X-men a few seconds to get what he had just said.
"TOAD!!!" They all shouted as they chased after him.
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The Cafeteria, Lunch Period
"So you actually made off with their wallets?" Lance asked in disbelief as Toad produced the cash he had ripped off from the X-Men.
"Jeeze. There's got to be at least five bills there." Mike said as he counted the money.
"Um, Mike. There's more than five there." Blob said.
"I'm talking hundred dollar bills, Freddy." Mike said as he glanced up at the Blob.
"Oh." Blob said as he went back to his tray of Taco's. The Brotherhood didn't notice the very pissed X-Men walk up to their table.
"Alright Frog boy. Where's our money?" Evan demanded as he slapped the table.
"Back off X-Geek!!" Mike said as he pushed Evan away from Toad. "Or I may have to lay down some serious hurting."
"Bring it on." Evan said, his anger seething. "It's bad enough your with them." Evan said as he pointed at the Brotherhood.
"Hey you guy's wanna waste your life fighting for a dream that will never come true, be my guest. But I'm going to waste my life doing what I wanna do." Mike said sternly. He then paused for a moment. "Wait. That didn't come out right." Mike muttered as he rubbed his chin.
"Look, all we want..." Scott began before Mr. McDurmont ran into the cafeteria screaming.
"SNAKES!!! HUNDREDS OF THEM!!! ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! AHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed as he ran around pulling out his hair.
"I owe you a coke Petey." Mike said as he looked at his watch. "He broke before 5th period." Mike said as he watched the Vice-Principle run around screaming. He then turned and faced the Brotherhood.
"YOU!!!" Mr. McDurmont said as he approached Pietro. I know you did this. I'LL KILL YOU!!!" He screamed as he grabbed Pietro and began chocking him.
"AHHHH!!! SECURITY!!! CHILD ABUSE!!! CHILD ABUSE!!!" Pietro cried a Mike and Lance tried to pry the Vice-Principle off of Pietro.
"Get...off...him..." Mike muttered as he used his super strength to toss the Vice Principle off of Pietro and through the table.
"Back off McDurmont!" Lance said as he picked up the Vice Principle and tossed him against the wall. He sunk to the ground and into the fetal position.
"The Snakes are everywhere... everywhere..." McDurmont whimpered as a few other teachers carried him out of the room.
"Well. That was unexpected." Toad said as Pietro pulled out a tape recorder.
"Note to self. Four thousand pit vipers may be too many." Pietro said into the tape recorder.
"You think?" Lance asked in disbelief as he and the Brotherhood walked out of the cafeteria.
"Hey I just realized something." Kurt said as the X-Men stared at the departing Brotherhood. "They still have our money." The X-Men all looked at each other.
"GET THEM!!!" Scott shouted as the X-Men ran out of the cafeteria.
"RUN!!!" Lance screamed as the Brotherhood took off down the hallway, the X-Men in hot Pursuit.
"Does this always happen?" Mike said as the Brotherhood ran away from the X-Men.
"Oh, yea." Fred stated as he pumped his legs and dodged an optic blast.
"Don't worry, you'll get used to it." Toad panted.
"I'm beginning to see the downside to this outfit." Mike muttered as the Brotherhood ran out the building and down the street.
"Welcome to my hell." Lance said as the Brotherhood ran into the sunset, the X-Men in hot pursuit.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Psylocke. See what happens when this purple haired bombshell comes to Bayville for the summer.
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Well, there you all go. Another chapter in the evolution of The Brotherhood of Mutants. I hope I gave you all a laugh. Please review and let me know if you like it.
Peace out,
Descendent
Well now that Mike has been inducted into the Brotherhood, I can now get to the Meat and Potato's of this fic. The humor.
Summary: The Brotherhood run wild while driving the X-Men and faculty insane.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the character of Michael Nagrite and the idea's behind this story.
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The 'Hood House
"How'd you sleep?" Lance asked as Mike walked into the room.
"Well with the exception of a strange putrid smell at around midnight, fine." Mike Nagrite responded as he accepted the cup of coffee that Lance handed to him.
"Sorry about that." Fred said sheepishly. " I had chili last night."
"So I noticed." Mike muttered as Toad leapt off the top of the stairs. And landed on his head.
"That had to hurt." Lance winced as Toad wobbled into the room.
"I'm Ok..." Toad said weakly before he passed out. Mike and Lance just exchanged a look.
"Does this happen often?" Mike asked.
"Yep." Lance muttered as he sipped his coffee.
"Good to know." Mike said as he turned his attention back to his coffee. He was interrupted when Pietro came speeding downstairs screaming.
"I'VE DONE IT!!!" Pietro screamed as he grabbed Lance and shook him violently. "I'VE FINALLY GOT A PLAN TO DEAL WITH MR. MCDURMONT!!!" Pietro screamed as he ran around in circles.
"The Vice-Principle?" Mike asked as he helped Lance off of the floor.
"Mother..." Lance muttered, a dazed look in his eyes.
"He's also Pietro's nemesis." Fred said as he looked up from the funny pages.
"I thought Daniel's was Pietro's nemesis?" Mike asked.
"I have many nemesis'" Pietro said as he calmed down and sat in a chair. He reached for the mug of coffee but Mike unleashed his tendricals, grabbing the pot before Pietro could pour a cup. "Hey!"
"I think the last thing you need is caffeine." Mike muttered as he poured the contents of the pot out.
"I need caffeine to survive!" Pietro cried.
"Hey dumbo." Lance said knocking on Pietro's head. "What's the plan?"
"Oh yea. Here it is." Pietro said as the Brotherhood gathered around and listened to his plan. Toad still lying on the floor, unconscious.
"Oh, that is evil." Lance said with a smile.
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Bayville High School, the last day of school
"Ahhhhh, the last day of school. Thy name is so sweet." Toad said as he and the Brotherhood walked through the halls.
"So did you take care of your plan for master vengeance?" Mike asked Pietro as he grabbed a jock and shoved him into a locker.
"Yep. It's already in effect." Pietro crowed.
"I'm still trying to figure out how you managed to get four thousand African pit vipers." Mike said as he broke the lock off of the locker, trapping the jock inside.
"I have an arrangement with the pet store owner." Pietro said as he gave a maniacal smile.
"Let me guess. You flirt with her." Mike said dryly.
"How did you know?" Pietro asked.
"It's just that obvious." Mike said with a smile as Toad lifted a kid's wallet. "Um, Toad? Why did you take that Frosh's cash?"
"Hey we gotta eat somehow, yo." Toad said as he pocketed the cash.
"Yea, I was wondering about that. So how do we survive?" Mike asked as he stopped dead in his tracks.
"Lie." Blob said simply.
"Cheat." Lance said simply.
"Steal." Pietro said simply.
"And we also have a protection gig." Blob said with a smile. Mike just stared at them for a few seconds.
"Cool." Mike said simply as he started walking again.
"Geek squad at 20 'o clock." Fred said as he pointed toward the X-Men walking down the hall.
"20 'o clock?" Mike asked as he looked at Lance.
"Freddy still has trouble with time-telling." Lance said simply.
"Ahhh." Mike said as he cast a sideways glance at Fred before he turned his attention to the now approaching X-Men. "Hey Boy's and Girl's what's up?" Mike asked as the X-Men walked up to them. "How's it hanging?"
"A lot better now that your gone, Traitor." Rogue stated as she crossed her arms. Pietro zoomed up next to her and pulled out a huge book and put on a pair of glasses.
"Um, I do believe that you are not one to talk about treachery." Pietro said in his lawyer tone of voice. "Just who left the Brotherhood for the Geek Squad?"
"AARGH!!! Get away from me!" Rogue shouted as she stormed off.
"Well, nice to see she hasn't changed much since she joined you X-Geek's." Lance said with a smile as he turned his attention back on the X-Men.
"Listen Alvers..." Scott began before Lance interrupted him.
"Sorry Summers. I'd like to talk, but I'm off to an appointment with a my Broker." Lance said with a smile as he walked away.
"Oops. I'm late for my Swedish massage!!" Pietro crowed as he took off.
"Dentist appointment." Mike said with a smile as he walked away.
"The cafeteria's serving Taco's." Fred said with a smile as he too walked away.
"And I just swiped all of your wallets." Toad said innocently as he hopped away. It took the X-men a few seconds to get what he had just said.
"TOAD!!!" They all shouted as they chased after him.
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The Cafeteria, Lunch Period
"So you actually made off with their wallets?" Lance asked in disbelief as Toad produced the cash he had ripped off from the X-Men.
"Jeeze. There's got to be at least five bills there." Mike said as he counted the money.
"Um, Mike. There's more than five there." Blob said.
"I'm talking hundred dollar bills, Freddy." Mike said as he glanced up at the Blob.
"Oh." Blob said as he went back to his tray of Taco's. The Brotherhood didn't notice the very pissed X-Men walk up to their table.
"Alright Frog boy. Where's our money?" Evan demanded as he slapped the table.
"Back off X-Geek!!" Mike said as he pushed Evan away from Toad. "Or I may have to lay down some serious hurting."
"Bring it on." Evan said, his anger seething. "It's bad enough your with them." Evan said as he pointed at the Brotherhood.
"Hey you guy's wanna waste your life fighting for a dream that will never come true, be my guest. But I'm going to waste my life doing what I wanna do." Mike said sternly. He then paused for a moment. "Wait. That didn't come out right." Mike muttered as he rubbed his chin.
"Look, all we want..." Scott began before Mr. McDurmont ran into the cafeteria screaming.
"SNAKES!!! HUNDREDS OF THEM!!! ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! AHHHHHHH!!!" He screamed as he ran around pulling out his hair.
"I owe you a coke Petey." Mike said as he looked at his watch. "He broke before 5th period." Mike said as he watched the Vice-Principle run around screaming. He then turned and faced the Brotherhood.
"YOU!!!" Mr. McDurmont said as he approached Pietro. I know you did this. I'LL KILL YOU!!!" He screamed as he grabbed Pietro and began chocking him.
"AHHHH!!! SECURITY!!! CHILD ABUSE!!! CHILD ABUSE!!!" Pietro cried a Mike and Lance tried to pry the Vice-Principle off of Pietro.
"Get...off...him..." Mike muttered as he used his super strength to toss the Vice Principle off of Pietro and through the table.
"Back off McDurmont!" Lance said as he picked up the Vice Principle and tossed him against the wall. He sunk to the ground and into the fetal position.
"The Snakes are everywhere... everywhere..." McDurmont whimpered as a few other teachers carried him out of the room.
"Well. That was unexpected." Toad said as Pietro pulled out a tape recorder.
"Note to self. Four thousand pit vipers may be too many." Pietro said into the tape recorder.
"You think?" Lance asked in disbelief as he and the Brotherhood walked out of the cafeteria.
"Hey I just realized something." Kurt said as the X-Men stared at the departing Brotherhood. "They still have our money." The X-Men all looked at each other.
"GET THEM!!!" Scott shouted as the X-Men ran out of the cafeteria.
"RUN!!!" Lance screamed as the Brotherhood took off down the hallway, the X-Men in hot Pursuit.
"Does this always happen?" Mike said as the Brotherhood ran away from the X-Men.
"Oh, yea." Fred stated as he pumped his legs and dodged an optic blast.
"Don't worry, you'll get used to it." Toad panted.
"I'm beginning to see the downside to this outfit." Mike muttered as the Brotherhood ran out the building and down the street.
"Welcome to my hell." Lance said as the Brotherhood ran into the sunset, the X-Men in hot pursuit.
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Next Time on Brotherhood Evolution: Psylocke. See what happens when this purple haired bombshell comes to Bayville for the summer.
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Well, there you all go. Another chapter in the evolution of The Brotherhood of Mutants. I hope I gave you all a laugh. Please review and let me know if you like it.
Peace out,
Descendent