Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara! But I do wish I own Izaya Orihara!
Simon escorted the couple to be seated far away from the other customers; they were ushered in the far corner of the restaurant, a private cubicle which has a small table and tatami floor. Even if the fortissimo and the informant is in a relationship now, they still cause minor damages whenever they argue or whenever Izaya decides to tease Shizuo.
Like right now, the argument continued while the couple was eating, Izaya was annoying Shizuo and the blond was controlling his anger. Is it too much to ask for the flea to stop talking and not annoy the hell out of him?
"Flea, can't you keep quiet for even just a minute?"
"Why?! We are having a really nice conversation so why do you want me to stop?"
"Coz you're annoying me, that's why!"
"I am?, but why?!" Izaya said smirking.
Izaya knows that one thing he can do to get revenge on Shizuo was to annoy the hell out of him, because he pretty much knows that the monster will not lay his finger on him (but he usually does, in a sexual kind of way, but that's another story) intentionally.
"I-ZA-YAaaa…"
"What?!" the raven asked innocently.
"Stop looking so innocent! It's annoying!" the blonde roared.
Izaya was caught off guard, seconds later, he was laughing really hard. He was holding his stomach and tears are starting to form from his eyes.
"That was Epic Shizu chan~~ hahaha~~ So cute!" still a giggling raven.
"What the hell is so funny?! Stop laughing!" ordered the pissed off blonde.
"But I can't help it! Shizu chan so cute!, you should let me eat you sometimes!"
"NO Fucking way Flea! Never gonna happen!"
"Oh well, At least I tried convincing you" the raven said and wiped the tears from his eyes.
The blonde then ignored Izaya and continued eating.
"Why the hell is this flea so vulgar?, It's embarrassing" Shizuo is fuming to himself.
Shizuo noticed that Izaya was quiet, and then when he put his attention back to Izaya, the flea was just staring at him. Elbows on the table, his checks over his palms and grinning like an idiot.
"What are you looking at?"
"You.. Who else should I look at Shizu chan?"
Shizuo avoided his gaze from Izaya and concentrated on finishing his Sushi.
Then suddenly Izaya was crawling towards Shizuo having a perverted expression plastered on his face.
"The hell are you doing Flea?" stay away from me!"
"Why you so scared Shizu chan?, weren't you the one who told me that you'll take me even if were in public?" Ohh~. Izaya is getting horny. Nothing and no once can stop him now. To hell with being in public. To hell with Morality. (Morality?. What he hell is that?)
"This and That are totally different situations!"
Izaya suddenly attacks the blonde causing him to fall to his back and hit his head on the tatami floor.
"Ouch, what the hell Izaya.. Get off!" the blonde said while shoving Izaya's face away from him.
"I just want a kiss Shizu chan..."
"I'll give you one later,… I'll give you as much as you want, j-just not here, get off!"
"NO!. I want a kiss now!"
"Izaya! Don't act like a spoiled brat!"
"I'm not.. I'm just acting like myself! C'mon Shizu chan.. Can you possible say No to this face?" the raven said then showed his most prized puppy dog eyes and pouts.
Shizuo can't help himself but blush. Damn this fucking flea.
"Fine, just one okay?!"
Izaya's smile turned into a perverted grin. He finally won. He nods a couple of times and sat on the blondes lap.
"Ready when you are Shizu chan~" the raven said while positioning his hands on the blondes shoulders and getting himself comfortable sitting on the blonde's lap.
"I can't believe your making me do this."
"Enough talk and more action Shizu chan. I'm waiting."
Shizuo growled before grabbing Izaya's face.
"Cant you hold my face more gently? Shizu chan no fun."
"Shut up, I'm doing this against my will, so shut up!.. Close your eyes."
"Do I have to?" the raven said while pouting.
"Damn it, how can his personality differ from his face? Evil and Angelic, Stupid Fucking Flea." Shizuo was arguing to himself. "Yes you have to or I'm not doing anything at all"
"Tch.. Fine.. Monsters are too demanding" Izaya was murmuring under his breath but still closed his eyes and pouted his lips. "Hurry up Shizu chan… I'm waiting."
Shizuo froze when Izaya practically offered his red luscious lips to the blonde; he unconsciously gulps.
The blonde let out a heavy sign before going after the ravens red lips. Shizuo leaned forward and planted a kiss on Izaya's lips; the raven smiled from the kiss and wrapped his hands around the blonde's hair then pulled him closer and deepened the kiss. Shizuo was trying to push Izaya to stop the kiss but the raven only tightened his grip on Shizuo's hair and straddled his legs around the blonde's waist.
"You're not going anywhere Shizu chan" Izaya whispered through the kiss and went to claim Shizuo's lips again.
"Izaya… if you don't stop now, we won't be able to stop if we go further…"
"Don't care…"
Izaya bit Shizuo's lower lip that made the taller man growl, then the smaller man nibbled his lover's lips as if asking him to open his mouth, Shizuo complied and the raven thrust his tongue inside Shizuo's mouth. The two played with their tongues and finally ignored the fact that both of them are in public.
The kiss turned heated when Shizuo's hands were all over Izaya's backside. The raven moaned that made the blonde let out another growl.
Izaya pushed Shizuo down and the raven followed suit, and the heated kiss continued. The raven is now on top of the blonde and it's his turn to run his hands all over the blonde's chest.
Both of them were lost at the moment and didn't notice that there are people who were watching them.
"Ehem! Ehem! EHEEEEEEEEEEM!"
Shizuo and Izaya froze when they finally heard someone talking.
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaa~~ Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~ why'd you stop them Dota chin?.. They're starting to get to the good part.!" Erika shrieked.
"As much as I hate to interrupt (not really) you guys, but I have to remind you that this is a restaurant, not a hotel, so if you could please continue it somewhere else, a lot of us will really appreciate it"
Izaya smirked but did not move from his position (still straddling Shizuo).
"How'd you know we're "doing" something?"
"Well, a lot of people can hear your screams and moans!" Kadota was talking to Izaya but was watching Shizuo who was covering his blushing face with both of his hands and was still lying down and Izaya was on top of him.
"Oh~~" Izaya just smiled.
"Izaya.. Get off of me now.." the blonde was desperately trying to hold his anger and embarrassment.
"But Shizu chan~~"
"C'mon.. Get off now!"
Izaya shrugged and decided to follow what the blonde said. He moved away from his very comfortable position and decided to sit beside the blonde.
Shizuo rose from his not so comfortable position and straighten his shirt.
This has got to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, all thanks to that horny flea.
A/N: Thank you for reading and for the reviews, they make me very happy, receiving reviews from the readers gives me inspiration to write more, its nice to know that some people appreciates my work. And forgive me if I messed up my grammar, really, I wish I know a lot of English vocabularies so that I can write the flow of the story more accurately. And I'm going to change the title on each chapter,this story is not really all about Shizu chan's over-protectiveness, I just cant come up with a decent title before. I'm also going to change the Ratings from T to M, I might write a little smut on the following chapters, but not too graphic, I can't do that yet. Thanks again!