I might make these updates weekly…
By request, here's this chapter!
THIRD PERSON
Johanna stomped through the lawn of Katniss' house, holding Peeta's sparkly pink notebook and purple feather glitter pen wondering why in the world she was friends with the girly guy.
She was sent on a mission to create a fairyale ending with Gale, because thanks to none other than Peeta, they had a shipping base. A frikking shipping base.
"Hey Gale." Johanna grumbled, stuffing the notebook and pen in her tote. The surprised man looked at Johanna curiously, half expecting her to kill him for just being friends with Katniss,
"Hi?" Gale asked, still holding some roses meant for Katniss. And then the two just stood there for a very very very very very very very very very very very very long time, Johanna looking at Gale and Gale looking at Johanna.
"Peeta told me to stalk you so we'd get married." Johanna said flatly not even bothering with coming up with a suitable excuse. She'd been chopping trees all day, she didn't have the energy to think of something witty.
"Ok." Gale replied, surprisingly nonchalant despite the fact Johanna had openly admitted to stalking him, and was holding a tote, one of the girlies bags he'd heard of besides the purse.
And then another long and awkward silence started.
"Do you want to go on a date?" Johanna finally asked, rubbing her eyes.
"Sure."
And that is how Peeta finally did one successful thing.
PART TWO
Marvel ballet danced towards Glimmer's house, bearing a cross eyed look across his ditzy face. Even though Peeta hadn't required him to stalk Glimmer, he wanted to. He was bored, she was pretty. And to top it all off, everyone said their brain size matched. They were perfect for each other.
Marvel nearly ran into Glimmer, knocking her over.
"My makeup!" Glimmer wailed, sobbing into the artificial lawn.
"My toe!" Marvel cried, managing to stub his toe on Glimmer's lipstick, God knows how.
The two supposedly tough teens both started sobbing uncontrollably on the lawn, crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying and crying.
Two days later…
Marvel and Glimmer were still crying.
"Hey, Glimmer?" Marvel sniffled.
"Yes, Marvie?" Glimmer sobbed.
"Do you have any idea why we're crying?"
"Not a clue."
"Do you want to hear a joke?" Marvel asked.
"Ok."
"My left side of my brain has nothing right and my right side has nothing left."
"I don't really get it."
"Me neither!"
Sorry for the shortness.
IMPORTANT!
I am writing a collab with candykisses101, so check out her story! I haven't done anything yet, but she's wonderful.
MORE IMPORTANT!
I'll write two short chapters a week.