A/N - I got this idea after watching comedian Sean Lock talk about this.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own Sean Lock OR House :)
3. Clothes
"Excuse me, what are you wearing?" asked House, looking over his glasses at his girlfriend who was eating ice-cream while watching How To Look Good Naked.
Cameron glanced down at her attire and then back at House who was at his piano, writing out a new song.
"Erm…clothes?"
"But what clothes?"
"Well, I've got your Beatles t-shirt on and your boxers,"
"Right, and you think its okay just to slob out in my clothes?" he said with a smirk.
"Greg, I wear your clothes more than I wear my own," said Cameron, her brown crinkling in confusion. "What's up?"
"Nothing," he said, shaking his head "I just think it's funny how women can just slip on their boyfriends clothes, and its okay – well, more than okay because it looks damn sexy,"
Cameron blushed as his eyes ran over her.
"And why is that funny?" she said, sitting up slightly.
House got up and made his way over to her. He slipped down onto the couch and rested his hand on her hip as he stretched up to kiss her.
"Well," he said in between kisses "its funny…because I always think…you look better in my clothes…than I do,"
Cameron grinned and slid her hands down his back.
"I also think its funny," he said "because if I ever wandered out that bedroom wearing something of yours, we'd have to have 'a chat',"
Cameron laughed as she lied back, pulling him back with her. House settled his head on her shoulder, stroking her abdomen lightly.
"I think I'd look pretty sexy in a dress actually," he said, making her laugh again.
They were quiet for a bit, Cameron stroking his back as House ran his hands over her stomach. Then Cameron spoke.
"Actually," she said, and House raised his head to look at her "I don't think you have the legs for it,"
More soon :)