Firstly if you haven't read the previous chapters it would be best to do that now.
I hope you all enjoy it! And please tell me what you think of it.
If you spot all the random references from this and the other chapters you can have a cookie!
Thanks to everyone who has read it so far and enjoy!
Wednesday morning.
Day 3 of Wrath exposure.
Roy sat has desk in the office and was muttering at someone down the phone. Ed walked in and sat down on the sofa.
"Riza has phoned in sick!" Roy wailed in tears as he hung up, "Riza's never sick! I miss Riza!"
Roy flopped into the corner of the office and started to cry.
Ed grinned ridiculously and walked towards Roy.
"You love Riza, don't you, Colonel?" Ed grinned.
"I may be distraught, Fullmetal, but don't doubt for one second I wouldn't set you on fire right now," Roy turned to Ed sliding his gloves on.
"I have business over there," Ed said, slowly backing away.
The strange thing was the office was empty apart from the two of them.
No Fuery or Falman or Breda or Havoc. Not even Black Hayate.
"Where is everyone?" Roy sighed, "I'm bored. And Wednesday is Fuery dress-up-day. Wrath suggested it. He said he's bring a maid outfit." (1)
"I think they're all just coming."
Roy was so busy sighing about Riza that he didn't notice Ed slip out of the room and Wrath being shoved in with a note written in crayon and duct-taped to his forehead.
"What the fu…?" Roy was about to swear, but upon remembering how impressionable Wrath, but managed to prevent himself.
"To Colonel. I am Wrath. Please look after me. I like crayons. Signed 'The Gang'"
"Dammit!" Roy shouted, after reading the note.
"I loves you Colonel," Wrath said, once again launching himself at Roy.
"No," Roy said, pushing him away, "You should fear me. I am Colonel Roy Mustang. Flame Alchemist. I am very scary."
"Can I call you Colonel Feary?" Wrath cried.
"Yes," Roy said, glad to be feared and repected.
"Feary sounds like fairy," Wrath grinned. (2)
"What?" Roy asked, and the smug grin he had acquired faded away.
"You're a fairy!" Wrath screeched, ecstatically.
"No! No I am not! I am scary!" Roy shouted, angrily.
"You should wear a fairy costume!" Wrath shouted back.
Wrath grabbed a scrap of paper and a crayon and scrawled a transmutation circle. (3)
"What are you doing?" Roy asked worriedly.
"Fairy!" Wrath said approaching Roy with his paper slip grinning and drooling.
"Get away you freaky child!" Roy shrieked.
That afternoon.
The group eventually returned from their day out and entered the office to be greeted by…
Roy in a fairy outfit hanging from the ceiling.
"Help!" Roy wailed.
They stood in silence for a second waiting for someone to say something.
It was Fuery, "Can we put him on a Christmas tree? He looks like a Christmas angel!"
Ed burst out laughing so hard he started crying.
"I'm gonna pee my pants!" Havoc shouted rolling around laughing.
"I'm gonna pop a lung!" Breda laughed.
"Ow, my ribs hurt!" Falman giggled insanely.
"Sure, Fuery. Why not?" Ed answered Fuery.
"Yay!" Fuery smiled.
"No, you have to get me down before he gets back!" Roy shouted, trying to desperately wiggle free.
"You know what you remind me of, Colonel?" Ed asked, slyly.
"No, what?" Roy asked back.
"A piñata," Ed grinned evilly.
"Yeah, he does," Havoc smiled.
"I suppose so," Fuery smirked.
"We agree," Breda and Falman said together.
With this Wrath appeared behind them with a large piñata stick.
"Oh, dear lord!!" Roy shrieked.
That afternoon while sitting at home Riza could have sworn she had heard a lot of screaming coming from Central Headquarters.
Notes:
(1) This is the result of too much time with a good friend of mine who has a slight obsession with maid outfits. She know who she is...
(2) Again caused by my friend who had said somehting about fairies whilst this was being written.
(3) I don't think Wrath needs transmutation circles because he was at the Gate, but meh in this he does.
Also, poor Roy. I feel so sorry for him and I know what's about to happen in the next chapters.
Bye~!
Amy.