Alright! Now what happens?!

Omaeda and chibi Soifon were watching nervously as Yoruichi approached them, her stagger becoming rather violent.

"OH NO! OMAEDA...I CAN'T LET YORUICHI-MAMA SEE ME LIKE THIS!" Soifon cried.

"Yes, well," Omaeda replied cautiously, "She seems REALLY drunk...do you think she can even recognize your face in her current state?"

"OF COURSE NOT, YOU IDIOT! BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN SHE'S FINALLY SOBER AGAIN?! WE NEED TO TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!" Soifon snapped, slapping Omaeda across the face several times.

"OKAY! OKAY! I JUST GOT CHIBI BITCH-SLAPPED, BUT...HOW ARE WE GONNA FIX THIS?! MAYURI'S OUT COLD!" Omaeda snapped back, pointing at the unconscious mad scientist, who was now foaming at the mouth. When they turned away, however, Mayuri quickly sprung back to his feet, grabbed Nemu by the head, and ran off.

For some reason, though, Kenpachi had a look of amazement on his face. "Wow...this is a really dire situation, huh?" he commented, "I mean, almost everyone has been turned into chibis...except for me and Omaeda. Ha ha ha...how hilarious..."

"STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF AND HELP US FIGURE A WAY OUT OF THIS, THEN!!" Soifon and Omaeda both shouted in annoyance.

By the way, Yoruichi had now collapsed on the floor and was pouring the rest of her sake over her head, giggling away in a crazy fashion.

Clenching her chibi fists, Soifon exclaimed, "Alright, so the first thing we gotta do is get an antidote and turn everyone back to normal! Then...me and Yoruichi-mama can have hot lesbian sex!"

"I WILL SUPPORT THAT PLAN OF YOURS TO THE END." Omaeda proclaimed, saluting his tiny captain.

"...By the way, Mayuri ran off..." Kenpachi pointed out.

"DAMN HIM!" Soifon snarled, "WE'LL DO IT LIKE THIS! ME AND OMEADA WILL GO AFTER MAYURI, AND KENPACHI WILL ROUND UP THE OTHER CHIBI SOUL REAPERS! THAT SOUNDS GOOD...RIGHT?"

"...Don't mean to sound like a grammar perfectionist, but you're supposed to say 'Omaeda and me', not 'me and Omaeda'..."

"OH, PLEASE! AS IF THIS IDIOT DESERVES TO HAVE HIS NAME BEFORE ME IN A SENTENCE! HOW ABSURD!"

'Nobody loves me...' Omaeda thought sadly.

Suddenly, a low rumbling filled the air, and three large motorcycles leaped over the wall and skidded to a stop in front of a rather shocked Omaeda, who pissed his robes out of fear. All three riders wore cool leather jackets and dark helmets that made determining their identities rather difficult. The tallest of the three motorcyclists got off the bike and removed the helmet...revealing herself to be Retsu Unohana.

The other two motorcyclists did the same, and they turned out to be Isane Kotetsu and Hanataro Yamada.

Throwing his hands in the air, Kenpachi exclaimed happily, "HELL YEAH! MAI WAIFU IS HERE!"

"...I told you not to call me that in public, Kenny-kun..." Unohana mumbled, blushing slightly.

"Whoa...I had no idea you guys were motorcycle experts!" Omaeda gasped.

Isane shrugged. "Well, when we need to get somewhere quick, especially if we need to heal serious injuries, we needed some way to get there without a moment's hesitation..."

"But...isn't a motorcycle a bit TOO much? How'd you even get these into Soul Society, anyway?"

"...I HATE YOU."

"WHAT DID I DO, DAMMIT?!"

"Well, it's good to see you guys weren't chibified either!" Kenpachi remarked.

Unohana smiled and replied, "Of course...unlike 98 percent of Soul Society, we're not idiots." After that comment, she flashed an evil glare towards Soifon, but only for a second.

'SHE'S...SHE'S TALKING ABOUT ME?!!' Soifon realized.

"Anyway," Unohana continued, putting back on her helmet, "Let's go round up the chibis, while Omaeda and Soifon go after Mayuri!"

'SHE...SHE EVEN PUT OMAEDA'S NAME BEFORE MINE!' Soifon realized.

"LET'S GO...ALREADY!"

A voice whispered, "...All things in the universe, turn to ashes..."

Suddenly, just as everyone was about to go off, a huge burst of flames erupted from the ground, blocking the corridor entrance. Stepping out of the flames was something none of them had ever hoped to see...

...it was chibi Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryūsai.

"Forgive me," the old man and leader of Soul Society Division 1 grunted, "But I cannot allow any of you to pass."

"OH...MY...GOD!!!"

"S-Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryūsai...why are you of all people turning against us?!! Aren't you a good guy?!" Omaeda cried.

'...He has a really long name!' Soifon realized. She was realizing alot of things today, huh? That's what happens when you're a chibi for such a long period of time.

"BECAUSE," Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryūsai snapped, "I AM FINALLY YOUNG AGAIN!!!"

'YOU JUST BECAME A CHIBI, YOU IDIOT!!!'

...Now what will happen?