Its all about the dares! The Shield Vs Aces & 8s
Writen by Aayniah Hardy
Co Writen by ILOVEADAMCOPELAND
Summary: Ok Fans It is time! To see which is better. TNA's "Aces & 8s" or WWE's "The Shield". But how are we gonna do that? With Dares Like duh!
Disclaimer: ILAC: I DON'T OWN TNA OR WWE.
AH: I DON'T OWN WWE OR TNA or the song "Somebody to love".
ILAC: What we're tryin to say is we own NOTHING!
Seth/Garett: I would be Happy if they owned WWE AND TNA
Dean: If they did i would be very scared :(
Devon: Me too :(
ILAC: Aayniah?!
AH: What I'm Scary and Evil
ILAC: *SMH* Lets get on with the show.
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*Lights turn on.*
*Aayniah is dressed in a short crimson dress with black sneakers. ILAC is dressed in a bubblegum pink dress with matching Mary Janes. Dean and Seth are dressed in dark blue suits and Black dress shoes. Devon and Garett are dressed in Black suits with matching dress shoes. There is a huge white alter in the middle of the room. And the room is filled with well dressed people.*
AH: Hello WWE and TNA fanbase! I'm Aayniah Hardy. Thats ILOVEADAMCOPELAND *Points to ILAC* Annnnnnnnd They are Devon and Garett of the Aces & 8s! *Points to Devon and Garett* Last Those guys are Seth and Dean of The shield! *Points to Dean and Seth*
ILAC: As you can see there is two people missing. And we started on time.
AH: If you remember. I lost a bet with ILAC and I had to let her dare Ken to marry Roman. Trust me guys I didn't want to.
ILAC: Right! Now let's get party started!
AH: Wait!
Dean: What?
AH: We have a Darer!
ILAC: Really? Why wasn't I imformed that we have a 3rd darer today.
AH: Because the darer is Me!
Devon: Oh boy *Shakes head*
AH: Yup Earlier today I dared both Ken and Roman to wear a pretty puffy white dress.
Dean: *Laughing out loud* You didn't!
AH: I did *Smiles* Also I have some friends I asked to walked them down to the alter.
ILAC: Who?
AH: Let's bring 'em out so you can see. Lets start with the WWE camp first!
* "Meat on the table" by Jim Johnston plays and a Well dressed Ryback walks to the alter and gives Aayniah a high five*
ILAC: OMIGOD! Ryback?! How did you?
AH: *Smiles* I know people.
ILAC: Who You get from the TNA camp?
AH: You'll see. Can he come out Please?
* "Gold Medal" by Tha Trademarc plays and a well dressed Kurt Angle walks to alter, Gives Aayniah a hug, than stands next to A happy jumpy ILAC*
ILAC: OMIGOD T-THE OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST KURT ANGLE! HOW? OMIGOD! *Faints*
Kurt: Ok?
Ryback: Ummm does she do that alot?
AH: Nope.
Ryback: Ok.
AH: Anyways Lets get these dares started so we can get to the real funny part. First up our sud Camra woman, Jazz!
* Jazz walks on stage dress just like ILAC but her dress is Purple*
Jazz: Hello every body! Ok I have 2 dares. First I dare Kurt to throw ice water on ILAC!
AH: Awwww man thats a easy one *Pouts* Kurt since you are on this show you have to it.
Kurt: Ok whatever.
Jazz: Here! *Hands Kurt Ice water*
*Kurt throws The water on ILAC. ILAC jumps up and starts screaming. She sees Kurt and freaks out again and Faints again.*
AH: That was all for nothing.
Jazz: I know right! But my other dare is for you if you woman enough to take it.
Dean: ooooooooooooooooooooh she calling you out.
AH: Dean shut the fuck up! and yes I am woman enough to take any dare you got!
Jazz: Ok at the wedding I dares you to sing "sombody to love" without messing up or stoping.
AH: You're On Jazzy.
Jazz: I'll be waiting and Watching! *Walks backstage and Waves*
AH: Next up my dear friend Courtney!
*A young girl who looks to be 15 years old and She is wearing a yellow dress with black 4in heals. She is also wearing black rimmed glasses*
Courtney: Hey! I have only one Dare for two people! I dare Ken and Roman to feed each other cake!*
AH: Good one!
*The other boys screams "Ewwww" while Courtney and Aayniah Laugh. ILAC wakes up ands rubs her eyes*
ILAC: Whats going on?
Seth: Aayniah Has to sing.
ILAC: Awesome!
Garett: And Roman and Ken have to feed each other cake. *Face turns green*
ILAC: Cute!
Devon: Girl you musta Hit your head when you fainted cause that is just plain...Yuck!
ILAC: Whatever! *Rolls eyes*
AH: Since thats all the Dares for today lets get this wedding started. *Claps hands*
*Band that came out of no where starts playing here comes the brides. Ryback walks to the back and comes back with a Unpleased Roman that was in a puffy whit dress. They walk down to the alter. Kurt in turn goes to the back and returns with Ken. The walk to the alter as well. Dean, Devon, Seth, Aayniah, Garett, and ILAC start laughing full force*
ILAC: *Fake crying* They grow up so fast, Don't they Devon?
Devon: *Laughing* Yes they do I'm so proud!
Ken: Shut up! *Death glare*
AH: Now do you, Ken, Take Roman as whatever you wanna say?
Ken: What happened to the whole first part!
AH: Doesn't Matter! Do you or Don't you!
Ken: I don't!
AH: Now do you, Roman, Take Ken as whatever you wanna say?
Roman: NO!
AH: And with the Power that TV gave me I say Y'all married now if you like if or not!
Roman/Ken: WHAT THE FUCK WE SAID NO!
AH: I don't give a rats ass! You married now! Time for me to sing! Dean, Seth, Devon, and Garett you WILL not move as i sing! Newly Wedds WILL feed each other cake got it!
ILAC: Start the song *Claps*
*the music for someboby to love starts to play*
AH: Can Anybody find me, somebody too love!
*Ryback and Kurt smirk. Ryback slaps Roman. Kurt kicks Ken in the face. Devon and Dean try to help but ILAC holds them back.*
AH: Each morning I get up I little can't barely stand on my feet. Take a look in the mirror and cry, Lord you're doing to me, I've spent all my years beliving in you but I just get no Relief.
* Roman trys to fight back and so does Ken. Garrett and Seth try to help but ILAC bits them Both*
AH: Lord somebody, *Everyone starts singing along* Somebody, Can anybody find me somebody to love.
*Ryback Slams a table on Roman's head. Kurt throws Ken throw a wall.*
AH: Got no feel i no rhyhm, I just keep losing my beat, im ok alright ain't going to face no defeat. i just got out of this prison cell one day in gonnabe free. *People start clapping*
* Roman punches Ryback in the nose. Ken kicks Kurt in the balls*
AH: Lord somebody, *Everyone starts singing along* Somebody, Can anybody find me somebody to love
*Ryback and Kurt Throws the whole cake at Roman and Ken*
AH: Everyday I try and I try and I, But everybody wants to put me down the say I'm going crazy they say I got a lot of water in my brain go no common sence i got nobody to believe
*Roman and Ken wipes the cake off and throws the punch at Ryback and Kurt*
AH: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
*There is a Guitar solo played by Jazz. ILAC Breaks up the fight with Ken, Kurt, Ryback, and Roman. Ilac forces them to sing along*
Ryback: Find her somebody to love
Kurt: Find her somebody to love
Ken: Find her somebody to love
Roman: Find her somebody to love
Dean: *Forced into singing* Find her somebody to love
Devon: *Forced into singing* Find her somebody to love
AH: Can anybody find me...*Spins, Falls off stage, Falls into John Cena's hands.* Somebody to love!
ALL: Find Me somebody to love *x5*
ILAC: Ummmm? John Cena? Where did you come from?
John: I love this and...I had to see what was going to happen with this wedding.
AH: Yea. *Blush* Ummm you can put me down now.
John: *Blushes* Sorry *Puts Aayniah down*
AH: So how would you like being on the next show...to thank you for saving my life.
John: Cool.
ILAC: Love square!
AH: Shut up!
ILAC: Whatever Mz. Love Square!
AH: Good bye every one don't forget John Cena will Be on the show!
ILAC: AND AAYNIAH IS IN A LOVE SQUARE WITH JOHN SETH AND GARRETT!
AH: Good night everyone!
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