Disclaimer Sadly i dont not own Emmet or Bella or Edward or any of the other Twilight Characters o btw Emmet's like sorta mental in this chapter...
Alice's Pov
The next morning every one was VERY happy mostly Emmet but..maybe today we he might actually shut up.. God he was such a pain but a fun pain wow nice logic alice I know wow now i was talking to my self in my brain shut up brain! Its a good thing Jasper cant hear my thoughts he'd think I'm crazy
Alice, Alice!
Huh?
What are you staring! at Rosalie snapped at me
I realised i was staring at Emmet's well you know.. uh um.. nothing
Then why were you looking at Emmet like some kind of deranged hobo!
Jasper growled
Sorry... I was just thinking and didn't really notice that i was staring at Emmet's...
RIGHT! Just because a squirrel gets more than you, doesn't mean that Emmet's are for show even though he went skinny dipping in the fountain in forks
THAT SO DOES IT!!
Does what? she asked in an overly sarcastic tone
Don't play dumb with me... o I'm sorry your not playing!
Excuse me!? Do you want your hair shaved off
Nah i don't think you would do that... i tapped on my temple
Okay so if you didn't notice Emmet, i guess you haven't noticed my hair colour
Actually the only reason i noticed was because your a DUMB BLOND!
THAT'S IT YOU LITTLE THRIFT SHOPPING PIXI!
EGO MANIC i screamed
O Alice I'm so sorry
For?
You of course...i mean you hair is totally messed up all the time i just didn't want to say anything because we're sisters!
DIE!! I went to charge Rose and a pair of arms wrapped around my waisted and i finally calmed down
OMG THAT WAS AWESOME JASPER!! Emmet screamed
YOU BETTER RUN we screamed
Sorry Rosie but... it was pretty funny! No... i mean sorry! Emmet squeaked and started to back out of the room
TOO LATE! Rosalie chased after him
Alice Baby please we didn't mean any harm Jasper kissed me and continued pleaing for forgiveness
I'll be your Barbie for a month if you forgive me!
I shook my head no
Two he squeaked
Again i shook my head
Come on Baby three months
Yes three months is the price or... no me for six
I'll take three! Oh.. Ya um don't kill me please but we video taped your squabble (squabble lol) and Emmet ran to a computer to put it on youtube
I gritted my teeth and he flinched
Please Baby don't be mad please!
I'm not it's okay But if you do that Ever again! I swear you will pay. It will be worse than Burning you at the Stake got it?
Uh..huh.. he was backing away from me slowly then he turned and went into a flat out run
Esme's Pov
I turned on the computer, I had 1 new email
Youtube:New Video Post from TheBuffster
Every Since youtube had been invented I've had an account on youtube to tell me if anyone in my loving, caring non-prank pulling family had posted a video
1. Because if we could pee our pants or suffocate we probably would because the videos are so funny
and 2. Too make sure it wasn't illegal
Carlisle
Yes Dear
There's a Video post from Emmet
Oh Lord
Let us Pray that no one has died because of this video
Ahmen
Alright lets check this out
The Video started with Alice who was sitting on the chair in the living room with her mouth hanging open and she was staring at Emmet's well..ya Then rose got Pissed and insulted Jasper's manlyhood and then it escalated into a full out cat fight after we went back to being completely and utterly bored again...Hey Carlisle do you wanna play a prank on our loving children...
Sure but how...
um... we could no um..no
AHHHHH BRAIN PAIN!!...5 minutes later... OMG I GOT IT!! We are going to need twelve gallons of paint two in each of thesecoulors yellow,red,green,orange,blue and purple! We also need... 2 gallons of glue MUHAHAHAHAH!!
--2 hours of plotting and finding items later--
Phase 1(Btw all of the Cullen's are out hunting except for Esme and Carlisle)
Esme what are we doing with all this glue and paint Carlisle whispered
You'll see ma dear
i ran to Edward's room and grabbed all of his cd's and ran them into the garage where i took every cd out of it's case and glued them so the shiny side was facing out and i glued them to the wall that was facing the front of the cars and wrote "looking for your cd's Eddie?" above them! MUHAHAHAHA THEY WILL NEVER SUSPECT ME!!Next i ran to Alice's room grabbed her shoes OOOOOO JASPER'S PHONE I SHALL TAKE THAT TOO!!I nailed all of Alice's shoes to the roof and left a note reading "guess who?"! (like the outside roof btw)what to do with Jasper's phone hmmmm...i know the secret floor board in the living room!! I placed the phone in the floor then ran to Emmet's snd Rose's room to look for Roses boots and Emmet's Precious "all things Mario collection"i stashed Emmet's stuff in Alice's closet and roses boots in the basement next I ran to Bella and Edward's cottage to look for her book Wuthering Heights and hid it in roses boot's!! WORLD DOMINATION!!NO BAD BRAIN MUHAHAHAH NO BAD ESME BAD!! Then i head back to the garage with all of the paint and about 2 km worth of plastic then i went to work...(you don't really think i would tell you what esme was doing do you well if you smart you can figure it out I'm sure) Shortly after i was done the kids started to arrive home Edward was home 5 minutes before Jasper and, jasper was 5 minutes before Bella, (you get it right... Good!)
Edward's Pov
When we had all gotten back bella and i decside to go upstairs
Edward I'm going to take a shower I'm a mess
okay love while i waited for bella my love -sighs- i might as well do something so i desided to listen to one of my cd's I picked out one of my faveorites and opend it but the cd was gone i checked my stero but it was't there weird... whatever I picked out my second faveorite and it was missing to i started opening cd cases and the were all empty... WHO DID THIS!!
What is it Eddie? Emmet asked me
One do not ever call me Eddie, Eddie teddy or anything other than Edward because that is my name and two ALL of my cd's are gone... would you have any thing to do with that?
No dude i would never... messing with your cd's are is like almost as bad as if we hurt bella i growled
SEE!! he whined like a little two year old
Fine tell me if you know who did thi- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SHOES ARE GONE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO DID THIS!!
aww man whoever it was that took alices shoes is soo dead!
EDWARD! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!
i ran into Alice's room she had... nails i her hand and a pair of stilletos that were now wet...
What is it Alice...
YOU!!
What did I do...
YOU!! YOU!! SHOES!! NAILS!! ROOF!! DIE.
uh Alice are you okay...Alice looked scarier then when Bella threatened to run away to get married.. Alice let out a blood Curdling scream and started to chase after me with a..
OME IT'S A LIGHTER RUN EDWARD RUN!! wait that wasn't my thought Sorry dude but alice is pissed you better run to China ahh it was Jasper! Smart Edward..
Dude what did you do to Alice o its Emmet btw.. nothing i hissed back
well don't let her catch you i think she might actually kill you
okay so heres the next chapter hope u like it Esme's like a little physco but not to bad any ways here's a preview of the next chapter
IT WAS EDWARD! IT WAS ALICE!! IT WAS BELLA!! IT WAS JASPER!! IT WAS ROSALIE!! IT WAS EMMET!!
haha alright ill work on the next chapter as soon as i can but school starts in 6 days so soon i might get a chapter like once or twice a week so read away!
Oh one other thing if you haven't yet check out vjgm's stories they are amazingly funny and also check out pinkcrayon1101 and lovelyredlizard oh and 1DeepThinker has a funny IMing story :P Untill next time REVIEW!!