~ Chapter 3: Ontario and Siberia 2~

Dear Yankee,

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU START RECIEVI-

*Scribbles and messy inkblots, as though there was a fight over the pen.*

Okay then, Tante Franny said it's not very gentlemanly or lady-like to cuss out girls over letters, yo. And since I'm an 'it' then both apply and I can't do it, yo.

Tante's staring over my shoulder right now so I can't really do much, yo. But know that I still Ha-

STRONGLY DISLIKE you, dude. (Happy Tante? Like legit, if you're going to read over my shoulder. Then let me write, dammit.)

And you ain't the Capitol of the world, yo.

H- Strong dislike,

Avery Ontario Williams.

P.S.

Toronto is better then your stupid overgrown city.


Dear Avery~,

Yeah, I started receiving letters! Haha~!

Say hi to that Tante for me, will you? Sounds like a cool person~

And aw, I don't strongly dislike you~! You're pretty cool too, ya know? Except for the fact, that you hate my guts...

Actually, I'm not one to brag, but search it up~! I most certainly am known to be the capital of the world~ *chuckles*

With love and some coke,

~ The Empire State of New York~

P.S. Toronto is a very beautiful city, I must say! But honey, my city is where all the peoples come to play~


New York~

Antonia is my given name. Tonechka is my nickname. It is funny to see you flustered~

That is sort of insulting... Mama isn't a commie any more. If he was a commie I would be, too!

I'm good~ I recently snuck out to see some friends so I'm happy!

Vodka is glad you like her name and she doesn't care if Amerika dislikes her name~

What I mean by 'with love, vodka, and sunflowers' is not that I am giving them to you! It is more of something I sign my letters with, like Belarus's 'with love and knives.'

How is my Bratishka doing? He doesn't like me coming to Alaska to see him.

With sunflowers

Antonia

Ps Thank you for the roses~


Dear Antonia,

I-i wasn't flustered! I mean, maybe a bit... i-it was so hard to pronounce, okay?

And don't blame me! It was Dad who said that! Y-yeah...it is stupid though 'cause he isn't commie...anymore...

Oh, you snuck out? Sweet! But, why did you need to sneak out to see them? And yeah, Vodka is a pretty cool name... but Dad prefers Coke~

A-and... oh... well thanks for making me feel stupid... haha... I knew that!

...

*ahem* B-bratishka? Doesn't that mean... uh... Big Brother? Or something? Hm~ Yeah, he's doing alright~! Although, I haven't heard from him in a while... but I'm pretty sure he's fine! It doesn't matter if he doesn't, you should go visit him anyways~

With love, some more roses, and some sunflowers I found,

~ The Empire State of New York~

P.S. Your very welcome, dudette~!