AJ Lee sat in the Divas locker room lacing up her boots. Kaitlyn was constantly talking by her side as she laced up her boots also.
"You two remind me of Trish and Lita." Kaitlyn mimics in a poor CM Punk accent, "Come on, he totally knew you were Lita's number one fan, why else would he have said that?"
AJ rolls her eyes and walks over to the mirror. She fluffs her brown hair and applies more mascara, "With all of this make up, I look like I was attacked by crayola."
"Eyeliner and eye shadow won't kill you." Kaitlyn counters.
"If this won't, what will?" AJ mutters under her breath, then a knock is heard at their door. AJ skips over to go and answer it, she see's Johnny Ace in the doorway. Her throat immediately clams up.
"Hello ladies, mind if I come in?" John asks, he doesn't wait for a answer and steps in anyways.
Kaitlyn seems taken back by this, "Uh, yeah, since you're already in..?" Kaitlyn turns back to the mirror and rolls her eyes.
John turns to AJ instead of Kaitlyn, "I wanted to give you the script for next weeks RAW. I'm sure you've heard that creative was told to do something big this summer, and you, are it!"
AJ raises her eyebrows as she grabs the script from him, "I'm guessing this revolves around Daniel Bryan.."
"Try to sound a bit more optimistic." John chides her.
AJ resists the urge to roll her eyes, "I'm guessing this story line includes Daniel Bryan!" She replies in a chipper voice, tarnished with a fake smile.
John just gives up on the idea of her being happy, "This time it's not just Daniel, so take a look over the script and get back to me with any concerns." John then leaves.
Kaitlyn immediately huddles around AJ, "Holy shit, a legit story line! Read it!-"
A stage manager walks in, "Ladies, we need you."
"This has to wait." AJ says, setting her story line script on her chair, "Lets go bust some chicks."
Kaitlyn hooks her arm through AJ's, "Hell yeah."
Kaitlyn was pinned by Beth. AJ tries not to be disappointed, they were, after all, scheduled to lose. Yet that didn't make losing any easier on either of them. AJ climbs into the ring to drag Kaitlyn out.
They clamber back to the backstage area.
"So much for the Chickbusters huh?" Kaitlyn says, holding the back of her head, "We had our asses kicked."
AJ grimaces, "I know. I'm getting pretty tired of this whole jobbing deal, when are we going to start winning?" AJ shakes her head, annoyed and disappointed.
CM Punk is waiting backstage, his eyes on the TV screen watching RAW. His eyes then trail to AJ and Kaitlyn, who still seem to be moping over their loss.
"Hey, AJ, have you read the script yet? For next week?" CM Punk asks her.
AJ shrugs, "No, didn't have the time. Besides, it was jobbing time for me and Kaitlyn." AJ nods to the TV, "But you probably already saw that."
"Sorry about that." CM Punk says, "It's pretty frustrating, but soon enough, someone will be jobbing to you." He adds with a wink.
Kaitlyn moans and holds the back of her head, "God I want that day to be soon. I need some ice." Kaitlyn pauses,"Oh, and sleep."
AJ laughs, "Come on, lets go get you some ice, buddy."
They leave and head to the ice machine. AJ grabs a bag and fills it to the brim with ice, barely able to close it.
"Here you go." AJ says, handing Kaitlyn the bag.
Kaitlyn groans, "Damn, this feels nice." She pauses for a few moments, "How do you think CM Punk knew about your script?"
AJ leans against the wall, shrugging, "I don't know. He's the WWE Champion, maybe he has the authority to know everything."
"Orrrrrrrrrr." Kaitlyn stops her, "Or maybe he's in your new storyline! How exciting would that be? AJ main events with her best friend ringside, looking adorable as always."
AJ rolls her eyes, "I doubt it. The last time a diva main evented, by herself, was Lita."
"Errr, wrong, Kelly and Edge? That counts." Kaitlyn says, "She may not have been by herself, but that was a handicap match and there were more divas than there were superstars."
AJ sets her straight with a glare, "Alone, as in, solo, no one else. But yeah, it'd be nice to main event, even if it was with another Superstar."
Kaitlyn begins to walk and AJ follows her, "The only way we'll figure out what's going on is if we look at your script."
AJ stumbles after her, "Dude, you seem more motivated than me to see what WWE is going to force me to do."
"Curiosity!" Kaitlyn boasts, "The great thing that keeps me running, literally, lets go!"
They finally arrive back at their locker room and Kaitlyn makes a beeline for the script. She flips through it, skimming wildly, "I can't skim this fast! No info going through, overload.." Kaitlyn dramatically falls on the couch.
AJ laughs at her and takes her script, "Thank you, Mrs Unhelpful!" She then begins to flick through the script.
Kaitlyn puts her hand on her forehead dramatically, "I almost died!"
"Because reading can do that." AJ replies sarcastically with a eye roll.
Kaitlyn sits up, "Okay, so what's the deal then? Are you swapping tongue with CM Punk or not?"
AJ shoots Kaitlyn a glare, "Sure, because this show isn't PG or anything."
Kaitlyn rolls her eyes, "The Divas are about as far from PG as PG gets."
AJ shrugs and tosses the script to Kaitlyn, "It's really nothing."
"Nothing?" Kaitlyn opens the script, "You're about to be shoved into a story line with Daniel Bryan, Kane, and CM Punk, and you call it nothing! You really are living up to your crazy chick persona, aren't you?"
"It's just me and CM Punk having a segment, it's seriously nothing." AJ shrugs and goes through her tote bag for her clothes.
Kaitlyn stumbles over the couch and falls onto the floor, she quickly gathers herself and stands up, "Nothing? AJ! Listen to me! This could be the gateway to the career you've always wanted!" Kaitlyn pauses for a moment and runs over to the stereo, blasting music.
"It's party time!" Kaitlyn shouts at the top of her lungs.
AJ's mouth falls open, "Oh my god Kaitlyn! You are more excited for my story line than I am!"
Kaitlyn grabs AJ's hand and twirls her, "Come on! A bit of excitement!"
AJ laughs and they hear a knock at their door, Kaitlyn, still laughing, goes to answer it.
"Party without me?" CM Punk questions at the door.
AJ squeals and hurries to shut off the music, "I-It wasn't a party-"
"You hush." Kaitlyn scolds, "It was a party, my little AJ is growing up." Kaitlyn squeals, stepping aside to let CM Punk in.
CM Punk looks at the two, "So I'm taking you read the script?"
"YES!-" Kaityn begins.
"I don't see the big deal." AJ says, walking over to her tote bag and finding her clothes, since she was still in her wrestling attire.
Kaitlyn swings a arm around AJ's shoulder, "You don't see the big deal? This is the gateway story line to the hall of fame, chick! You better be a bit more excited."
CM Punk gives her a smirk, "Yeah AJ, you get to have a story line with me, that's pretty awesome."
AJ rolls her eyes at CM Punk and smiles at Kaitlyn, "Of course I'm excited, I just know how to scream into my pillow unlike you."
Kaitlyn rolls her eyes, "Okay, this is due for a night out. What do you say AJ?"
"Night out?" AJ stutters for a moment.
"Night out as in, go to Subway at 4 in the morning in a Batman and Superman costume." Kaitlyn shimmies her shoulders, "Come on, what do you say?"
AJ pauses, "Okay, as long as I'm Batman."
CM Punk is chuckling at the two girls, "Anyways, I have to go and get changed for my match. You two will be partying in my favor, right?"
Kaitlyn laughs, "We'll see."
AJ and Kaitlyn creep out of their hotel rooms at the dead of the night AJ is wearing a Batman costume and Kaitlyn is clad in a Superman outfit. They stalk their way towards Subway when a patrol car appears.
"Hello ladies, you know Halloween isn't for another few months right?" The Police Officer tells them.
Kaitlyn nods, "We know."
"Then what's with the costumes?" The Police Officer asks.
AJ pipes in, "Sir, this isn't a costume."
The Police Officer laughs at them, "Have a nice night, ladies." He pulls away and drives off.
Kaitlyn is cracking up beside her, "This isn't a costume! Oh AJ, damn, just damn." They walk up to a Subway, "So, do you think CM Punk likes you?"
"He barely knows me."
"That's beside the point."
AJ rolls her eyes at Kaitlyn, "Do I have to go back to my wedding theory?"
"Come on, you two would be perfect together! You're both comic book geeks!" Kaitlyn nudges AJ.
"I bet a lot of guys in the locker room like comic books." AJ then adds, "Also, I still don't know a thing about him besides he likes comic books and good wrestling. Most of that I learned from you."
They entered the Subway and earn a frazzled look from the employee.
Kaitlyn responds to this by saying: "No need to be afraid citizen, we're merely here to order, specifically two Italian subs."
The employee gets working on their subs.
AJ sits down at one of the tables, "Besides, I'm not ready to date yet."
"When is fragile AJ going to go and get me the chick I fell in love with on NXT?" Kaitlyn asks with a groan, "It was a fake story line, and you hate Daniel Bryan! So what's this about?"
"I just got into the business, I don't want to get myself into something I can't handle yet."
Kaitlyn leans back in her chair, "My my, is that AJ Lee backing down from a challenge?"
AJ sighs, frustrated, "I'm not backing down, just merely putting off. I need to focus on my career."
"Career career career!" Kaitlyn repeats, "Come on AJ, have some fun!"
AJ groans, "I do have fun, am I not sitting in a Batman costume at Subway at 4 in the morning?"
Kaitlyn has a evil smile on her face, "Okay, then you won't mind that I invited CM Punk to our Madea movie night."
"You did not!"
"I did so."
"You're asking to die, aren't you!" AJ puts her face in her hands, "That's weird, we barely know him - he could be a rapist, kidnapper, murderer!"
"Hold your horses little girl, I think you're getting a bit crazy on me. Fitting into the new persona nicely, I see." Kaitlyn says as she stands up to retrieve their subs.
AJ stands up and follows her, "No, it's just.."
"Just what?" Kaitlyn asks as she pays for their subs, "Just that you're totally in love with CM Punk?"
"What part of I barely know him, don't you understand?"
"He's bringing one of his friends."
"Which one?" AJ asks.
"Kofi." Kaitlyn shrugs, "Or Colt, I dunno, sounded the same to me."
AJ and Kaitlyn exit the subway, "I guess I'm nervous, I don't want to get into something I can't handle."
"Trust me, we are the Chickbusters, there is nothing we can't handle." Kaitlyn reassures.
End of Chapter 3! Thank you for all of the reviews, really inspires me to keep going!
