Disclaimer: I do not own Russia nor Hetalia. ^^!
Dear Soviet Russia, Second floor please! Oh yes, and another question: What do you think came first, the chicken, or the egg? Missthyuga
^^! Good choice to be being on the second floor, is the same floor I am on. OwO
What came first… well is good question. Seeing as I liking both chicken and egg and egg come from chicken and chicken from egg… being atheist God not put them there and egg came firsted because they evolved that way.
See, this creature thing was evolving and eventually lay egg that make something looking like chicken. Therefore, egg firsted! ^^! Da!
Privet I'm Arian kaminari nice to meet you Russia and i have some Question's for you :
do you call your self "Mother Russia" ?
you like so stalk other people except China And Lithuania ?
that is all for now
And i want to become one with you
Privet, Arian! Seeing you already know some Russian, da? That is good. OwO Nice to be meeting you too.
Why I call myself Mother Russia… is good question, da? Well, you see that father figure is normally more stern and stuff. Mother figure mold child minds and help them grow. Is what I do, and is important, da? Everyone need mother figure to raise them. ^^ Therefore, I mother Russia and you all my children. Owo
Liet… I not stalk him. ^^! He live in my house… not need to stalk him~~ Other people… well, that classified, now, da? OwO
And of course can be one with me! OwO Second floor or firsted?
Yaay I got a hug from Russia! And thank you for signing my name.
1. Okay ^^ Just not to hard. After all, he is my country even with his flaws.
2. Yay someone else who acknowledges Canada's existence! do you think about. . . China?
3. Ummm. . . Must think. Oh! Today's Friday the thirteenth. Do you know what that means?
-Shiko
I signed you name again. OwO Third time, and I owning the name, da? And… RUSSIAN BEAR HUG! OWO *HUUUUUGGGGGG* *squishsquish*
…not could have told me not to hard before I hit him? o.o OwO ….not in my closet, swear… ^^
Of course I acknowledge the Canadian. OwO He big country too… what think about China? *grins* Well, he is interesting, da? Is small and cute and should become one with Russia. ^^! You agree, da?
Ah, well you see… Friday 13th not any special day in Russia. All Fridays are. Is important to be being careful and not do anything too risky… Never begin some new undertaking. Always know on the wood… *nods*
dear ivan
in the box i have sent with this letter are:three dozen sunflowers, 40 packets of their seeds,the blue prints for a green house and the materails needed to build it,i'm sure the baltics will have fun! also a plan to get rid of your sister the marrige chaser:invite her for dinner,but have england cook it then whens shes out with food posioning cart her off to the aslyum at silent hill or the place they filmed house on haunted is a nice baked ham in the packet, and heres what i want to ask.
1)may i have a hug?
2)if you could go back in time and stop the murders of the last czar and his family, would you?
with much love
Savannah
On idea of bad luck, even numbers are only for funerals… OwO Like 36, but is ok because Russia likes and you not Russian so would not know. *hugs* OwO *nuzzles the flowers* Will get Lati and Esti and Liet working on it soon… they seem bored lately anyways. ^^!
Nyet… cannot send sistra away… love her as sister, so could not do that to her…
Ham, da? OwO
Of course you get a hug.. already gave one but… RUSSIAN BEAR HUG! OWO *HUUUUUG*
If could go back and stop Lenin? Nyet. He was good, and Stalin was good too… did much for Russia and would not take back what he doing. *looks around, little bit nervous* Stalin loves me and I loving him. ^^"!
Lovelovelove, da? Love in Russian is pronounced lyubov! ^^!
Russia-
Wondering. When did Liet become so weak? In the middle ages, he owned Poland, Belarus, Ukraine, and even parts of you, but when did he lose it all?
And Prussia says 'hi'. (His actual words were "Go fuck yourself" but I fear for his well-being. However amusing it would be to see him beat up.)
Später.
Lullaby.
Liet? Not sure about that… never thought about. All I know is he mine and I hug. OwO Daaa.
Tell Prussia 'Privet' and to think of 1943 before he say anymore to Russia, da? ^^
Dear Soviet Russia,Cordiali saluti,
No! Pain does not teach! Pain is...bad! What do they do wrong that is so bad, that you have to 'teach' them?
Yes, you are quite insane.
Sì, that is a Romance language. Italian. Did you know what I said?
Anyway, more questions:
1. Why are you speaking in such orrido english?
2. How old is your country? Mine is 1700 years old.
3. It's sort of silly how the smallest country in the world is talking the largest, sì?
Serenissima Repubblica di San Marino
Cecilia Martina D'ava Vargas
Pain teaches well, da? Even Italians knew, all should know. Machiavelli, da? Better to be feared than loved? ^^ Though, Russia lucky, I getting both. OwO
Nyet, Russia not know Italian very well.
…not sure what 'orrido' means… but assume means bad, da? Well you see, in Soviet Russia there is a law. This law is that no sentences is being allowed to have more than four englishki words in it. That mean I not get practice, da? I not speak English much, really should not even be talk to you right now.
Not tell, da? I get in trouble…
Depends on what you meaning by old… people been living on Russian land for maybe… about 5000 years. OwO
Nyet, not that silly. I like to take to smaller countries… so… da! Stantye adeen s ya? ^^!
Dear Rusland~
Hej Ivan, it's me your nieghbor, Greenland, and I was wondering if you gave Mattie that black eye last week in a hocky match, He won't tell me what happend and I'm worried...
~Med venlig, Grønland
Privet, Greenland! OwO Good to be talking to a neighbor again… stantye adeen, da? ^^! Lasted week… not think I did that to Matt, da…?
Was probably his brother… Amerikan gets too into things, da? Not think Matt-kun would confess to losing match to Amerikan anyways… probably nothing for you to be needing to worry about, da?
Vanya-chan!
1- I love you so much! can I be one with Vanya forever?
2- Your nose e_e why is it so big?
3- I think that you aren't cruel and mean the way other nations think. (I know, it's not a question)
4- Is it true that your love belongs only to China-kun? [/fangirl]
(P.S.: sorry for my bad english, that's not my native language)
Gabriella Sarro.
OwO Da! One with me forever. ^^! Firsted floor or second? Maybe I teach you some Russian too, da?
…nose is not big, da. v.v
Spasiba! Not mean… not cruel. Just have to do what needing to do… if they bad, have to teach. Not see what so wrong with that, da? They like playing… OwO
Love feeling only to Yao-kun? Nyet, not only him... ^^;
And is fine, da… not being my native language either…
Ah! Russia, good day!
1. Is it okay if I snuggle with you for the winter?
2. Could you please help me force-feed England his own horrendous food?
3. Hell yes, I'll become one with you! *squees, blushing*
4. Your scarf is just darling! Can you help me make one like it? Then we can have matching scarves!
5. That's just about it for now...except for this! *quickly kisses Russia on the cheek, dashes off, blushing and giggling*
-WBI
I put you name on bottom, da? And good day to you. OwO
Of course is ok to snuggle with for the Winter. ^^! But not entire winter, because I having some things I need to do and not want you hurt when the General comes to fight with me, da? ^^
Nyet… not think can help you with that. Amerikan and Arthur are friends, mean if I do that Amerikan come and attack me. Not want world to explode yet, so will help you in a year or two, ok da? ^^!
OwO Adeen, adeen, adeen s Russie…! *hug/squish*
Will be hard for me help you make one, but I can ask Sistra Ukraine to help you make one, da? I sure she would be being happy to help. ^^
*kissed* ^^! Aww, that sweet… I like you. OwO
And that is all for the reviews! But noticed something in Russia's inbox… o.o
I apologize, but my friend wants this question answered :( Oh, and the second one is mine. Sorry but I can't review tiwce XD
1. How can you stand being so cute? ~Alisria
2. How much for Estonia?
I understanding… do that all the time~
How stand being so cute? Not getting what you mean. ^^;; Born this way I guess, da?
Estonia… nyet, can not to sell him, sorry… Owo
Spasiba ee Das Vyedanya!