The Freddy Comedy show pt 3: the spring hunter
This is from Gabriel Iglesias Hot and fluffy comedy series with a few edits
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Freddy: A few years ago Spring bonnie got discountinued and I give him alot of love and credit but everyone else is like "He was such a loss for the fazbear community you know he taught us alot about the animatronics" and I got mad at this lady on the tv that said he taught us alot about the animatronics and I was like no he didnt really teach us alot about the animatronics if you want to learn about the animatronics you look it up on the internet or go see them in person spring bonnie no come on every episode "HEY how you doin. look over there right there theres a foxy. that foxy costs 1000 pounds and it can kill a man in 10 seconds... im going to touch it...hi foxy" "screeech" "AHH ITS ANGRY ITS ANGRY" next episode "hey thats a fredbear the most vicious animatronic of all one bite and im dead...im gonna pick it up" "sssssss" "HES ANGRY!" if he really wanted people to think he was out there the american police shouldve borrowed him and sent him to the killers location with no guns just a camera crew imagine how bad that would freak out the killer you know hes just chilling there like "now i need to plan out my attack quickly before the police gets on to me... wait what the hell" and spring bonnie walking towards him out doors " how did you get out"
"CRIKEY"
"what the hell to you mean crikey"
and hes walking up to him like
"HEY look over there thats the wild purple guy the killer one of the most dangerous species on the planet on jap from his tazzer and im dead...im gonna poke it with a stick
*purple guy fires a gun*
"HES ANGRY!"