My New Roommate
(WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS? I WEAR SHORT SHORT!...AND BATTY RIDERS!...I know I'm high, leave me aloooooone! Okay it's time to reveal my true identity! To unleash my real personality as the bitchy crack good friend therapist kid. HAHAHA! Not to mention most disturbing mind! CHILDREN! YOU ARE WARNED! On with the SHOWWW!)
Chapter 2:San Francisco- Midcronica
Kagome ran through the halls holding bottles of beer, Sesshoumaru by her side. The screamed things like 'PARTY! DOOR 182! 3:30-11:00!' and 'WOO PARTY AT MR.TAISHO'S!'
They were on the last floor. "Sesshy! Race to the end of the hall, females first!"
"What female?" He laughed. Kagome swatted him with her Vodka bottle. And counted down, running before him. Kagome was currently ahead and saw Sesshoumaru catching up quickly. She being the competitive sore loser she was didn't want to lose so she stuck out her foot and tripped him. Sesshoumaru fell flat on his face, very gracefully might I add. Kagome giggled the rest of her way to the end of the hall.
"I WIN! YOU LOSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She noticed he wasn't moving so she ran over to him. "Sessh? You Okay?!"
She heard a slight groan "Take my hand Sessho!" He gripped onto hers, face still on the floor, and…
He pushed her,
He pushed her onto the floor, after she had helped him up. Then he ran like the giddy pretty boy he is. Kagome pulled herself up, thank goodness for soft carpets. Not only did they prvent her face from breaking but the prevented her bottles for doing the same thing.
'Oh that little!' "You're going down Mr.Erection!" She growled to no one in particular.
She got up and chased Sesshoumaru about 7 floors down until they reached their floor, only to be bombarded by a whole bunch of party crazed university students. 'Oh shit..'
"PARTY PARTY PARTY!" The all chanted. Kagome opened the door to their dorm as everyone rushed in. 'What the hell it's like 2:00!' "Sesshy! It's 2:00!" Kagome just watched as he shrugged.
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While Sesshoumaru had currently gotten drunk he lost track of Kagome as a few females started to swarm him. But he had just found her. Oh how he had. He found her with a bunch of males swarming her…that was fine, but the bad thing was that she was almost nude. No bra just socks underwear and the Zorro mask, she had found under his bed. (what was that doing there?! x) Looked like she was strip dancing on the stage….just great.
He pushed his way through the guys 'Oh shit'. Looks like she had some experience in lap dances too. He lifted her off the mans lap and busted through the crowd into his room finding two people making out.
"OUT!" The girl and guy jumped, before scurrying out of the room. He kicked the door closed, his hands now holding a passed out Kagome….At least he was sober enough to save her…kinda.
He chuckled lustily, staring at the half naked female in front of him. He always did like melons. He placed her onto his bed before hopping in with her. 'mmmmm melons' Without even noticing his hand was up and ready squeeze a few ripe melons. It twitched in anticipation. He knew it was wrong so, he tried pulling back his hand. Finally using all his strength he pulled his hand away, and sat on it.
Sesshoumaru groaned. He better get some clothes onto this girl before he does something he wont regret. Key word wont. He has no intention of forgetting it if he did.
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'hey! Hangover buddy! Good to see ya again! NOT! God, my head is killing me! What happened….oh ya party, bye bye bra….dancing…sleep. Now I remember! Just like old times!'
Kagome felt the bed shift under her. It wasn't the bed, that's for sure. Looking beneath her lay a very nice toned muscled chest. Gawking in all that is real…whatever that means.
"Sessho? …"
"…."
"Fluffy?"
"…."
"Hey , Retard! Wake up!" She scolded pulling on his hair.
"Hnnn….but I don't want a hair cut mommy, dogs bark, moo moo." He mumbled still asleep.
Kagome was gawking once again. She leaned down to Sesshoumaru's ear and whispered
"can you help me with my bra?"
Sesshoumaru shot up, Kagome rolling off the bed in the process. His eyes large and full of anticipation.
" Of Course!" He beamed, not noticing it was just Kagome.
"Looks like you're awake!!" Kagome huffed pulling herself off the floor.
"Sorry." He helped her in her attempt to get off the floor.
SOOOO Sorry Bout the short chapter. Even though i got my writing mojo back i'm just sraight up lazy! But! I will be updating this story more often now. Thanks to you guys bugging me 24/7!!!! GAWD! You people are so annoying...but supportive. I mean really it's only you guys that threaten me if i dont write...which really scares me but YA! OKay ! Thankyou Reviewers who's name i'm really to lazy to type. Oh ya! jeppy, next time i see i'm gonna kick your ass!...or at least attempt to!
YA PAPA YA PAPA EE SHO DEN! ASHETU DONIWA...something something ooo. RANMA 1/2!!!!! WEEE
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