Title: Hyoutei Happens in Vegas
Author: Henzie (tennis-player)
Rating: M
Summary: The amazing Uke Association go out together and do bad things XD
Characters: Atobe and Jirou (adorable), Oshitari and Gakuto (dirty), Shishido and Ootori (silver), Taki and Hiyoshi (leftover)
Notes: yeah, a sex store!
Disclaimer: I don't own prince of tennis in any way! This fiction is purely fan-made!

"Yeah, enjoy yourselves," Atobe said, and left the room with the rest.

The two remained silent, staring at each.

"Yuushi, I'm so sorry! I must have hurt you…" Mukahi said silently.

"Yes, you did. You really hurt me, so~ are you ready to make it up to me?" Oshitari asked.

"Th-that depends on what you want…" he said hesitantly, as Oshitari started to close in on him.

"Hmm? What I want? I think you already know that, Gakuto," he smirked.

"Y-… Yuushi! Do-don't…" he whimpered.

Oshitari kept coming closer. He moved until he was a mere inch from Mukahi's face, and smiled one of his most charming smiles.

"P-please don't… Y-Yuushi…" Mukahi tried once more, but to no avail.

Oshitari swiftly closed the space between their lips. Though Mukahi was very reluctant at first, he was able to slowly coax his lips apart. He gently put pressure on Mukahi's chest, making him fall back onto the bed.

Refusing to break their French kiss, Oshitari slid his hands under Mukahi's shirt. He slowly and deliberately ran his hands along the contracting muscles protecting the smaller boys heart and lungs.

"Y-Yuushi, please…" he whimpered.

"Please what? You need to tell me," he drawled in his Kansai accent.

"Mmm…" Mukahi moaned as Oshitari's lips lowered to trail along his partner's neck.

Oshitari teased Mukahi for the longest of time periods, licking and biting at every bit of him possible.

"Yuushi, no…" he groaned.

Oshitari stood and pulled Mukahi up with him. Gently weaving his fingers into the acrobatics' hair, he smiled. "I understand. I'm exhausted from today, and you must be, as well. We can sleep tonight, but tomorrow…" he said, trailing a hand up and down Mukahi's thigh suggestively. "We do what I want, alright?" he asked.

"F-fine, but-, "Mukahi started.

"Good," Oshitari cut in, and he pulled Mukahi down so that they lay together, and watched as the older but smaller boy fell asleep.

The next morning, at about 4:30 am, the other Hyoutei regulars poked their heads through the door to see the doubles' two pair curled up together.

"Do you think they really did it?" Jirou asked the others.

"Mmm, it looks like they just fell asleep, but the just sleeping thing won't last those two very long," Shishido muttered. "Jeez, Gekidasa daze."

"Hmph, gekokujyou," Hiyoshi said.

When the dirty pair awoke, the Hyoutei tennis club went down to breakfast together. After breakfast, however, with Mukahi back to his usual "I'm-better-than-everyone-except-Yuushi-and-Atobe-so-I-am-in-charge-of-everyone-except-Atobe-because-even-if-Yuushi-is-better-than-me-he-has-to-do-everything-I-tell-him-to" attitude and dragged Hiyoshi, Ootori and Jiroh out the second breakfast was over.

"You two have to come with me," he said, and dragged them right out the door.

"Ore-sama hopes this not to be another 'ultimate uke' conspiracy," Atobe said.

"No," Oshitari said. "He's probably just excited about what's in store for him tonight."

The others stared at him wide eyed, and Taki just chuckled.

"Ah, Mukahi-san, calm down," Ootori eased.

"I have a super important thing to do and I need the help of the Uke Association to accomplish it," he said, faster-than-fast.

"What is it?" Hiyoshi asked, trying to support the sleeping Jiroh from falling into dangerous strangers.

"W-well…" Mukahi said.

"What is this place?" Ootori asked when they arrived at this really shady looking shop in a really shady looking alley full of really shady looking people.

"You can read the sign, can't you? It's the sex store. It has all those kinky little toys that people use when they masturbate and have sex," he said as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"I think what Ootori meant to say was 'why are we here, of all places?' "Hiyoshi said.

"Why? Because I want to get some stuff to use when I play with Yuushi tonight," he replied. "That's why I need the help of the Uke Association."

"You want us to help you pick out some toys!?" Jiroh asked, full of energy at the idea of visiting this kind of place for the first time. "I'm totally in!"

"Good! What about you two? You can pick some stuff out for you and your own roommates, too," he pointed out.

"I don't wa-, "Hiyoshi started, but was cut off.

"I'll go, I guess," Ootori said.

Everyone turned to Hiyoshi.

"… you guys would drag me in there even if I said no," he said.

"Yeah, you're probably right," Mukahi smiled, and tugged the others into the store.

When they entered, they had to show the shop keeper their special IDs from Atobe so they wouldn't get pinned for being underage. Mukahi then pulled them to an isle in the back, where he explained the purpose of each of the toys.

"These handcuffs are so you can dominate, no matter what. This dildo is made especially for masturbating, and," he said. "This is what I'm looking for."

"Sempai…" Hiyoshi started. "That's chocolate sauce."

"Yeah, it's for coating the-, "he started, but was cut off by;

"Uwah! Look at all these things!" Jiroh exclaimed excitedly.

"What things?" Mukahi asked heading over to where Jiroh was standing.

"Oh, those…" Mukahi said, also starring in awe.

"What's up?" Ootori asked, and he and Hiyoshi came around to see what their sempai-tachi were staring at.

"Oh, those…" they both said, imitating Mukahi.

What the four boys were staring at were rack upon rack of women's' clothing. Not regular clothing, but short maid outfits and tight police dresses.

"I want to try one on," Jiroh said.

"Me, too," Mukahi added.

"I would, as well," Ootori said, and everyone turned to Hiyoshi once more.

He sighed. "I don't really have a say in this, do I?" he asked no one in particular.

The four boys went into change rooms and changed into all sorts of outfits. Jiroh had ended up picking a maid outfit, knowing that it was perfect for someone like Atobe. Mukahi had chosen a really tight school uniform because he was daring. Ootori chose a gypsy outfit, which was probably one of the sexiest ones they had at the store, but Hiyoshi had no intention of buying anything.

"Aww, come on, you got to buy one!"Jiroh said.

"Yeah, we'll help you pick, Hiyoshi-kun," Ootori smiled.

"Yeah, Taki would totally love it," Mukahi pointed out.

"B-but!" Hiyoshi said. "There is no way I am dressing like a MALE hooker, let alone a FEMALE hooker!" he exclaimed.

"Aww, that's too bad," Ootori said, but Mukahi and Jiroh exchanged a secret and knowing glance.

The second the Uke Association entered their conjoined living space, where the semes were waiting for them, Mukahi and Jiroh threw Hiyoshi into the bathroom, followed him, and locked the door behind them.

"What the-?" Shishido asked.

"Don't ask, it's kind of…" Ootori hesitated. "Err, cruel."

"O-oi, sempai-tachi, wait! N- Stop it!" they heard Hiyoshi protest from the washroom.

"Ah! It's finished!" Jiroh and Mukahi chimed in unison, and they opened the door to reveal a flustered Hiyoshi dressed in lingerie.

"Hiyoshi?" Taki asked, unable to tear his eyes away.

"D-don't look!" he shot, annoyed.

"What did you do, Gakuto?" Oshitari asked.

"Oh, you know, we went to this store, and got some toys and stuff," he said in a tone that clearly illustrated the afternoon they had had. "Everyone has some stuff."

"Are you serious?" Shishido asked, eyeing the somewhat guilty looking Ootori.

"Yeah! Now everyone has t go to their rooms for the night because we got some interesting stuff to do tonight!" he exclaimed.

A/N: I decided to make the smut the next chapter, because I wanted to fill this with the funny stuff, and don't worry, because even though there will be a smut next, the series will still have more cha[ters after next! ^^