Disclaimer: Bones isn't mine unfortunately

"What do you mean were not dating? Of course were dating"

"Dr Brennan I know this is a shock" Sweets said trying to sound professional. This would be a great way to observe their behaviour he said to himself

Before he could finish though Brennan interrupted him.

"What about the time we kissed at Christmas, or all the times we ate lunch together alone or what about the making love speech and when we walk you always put your hand at the small of my back and the time we made pots. Oh, and what about last night? If we weren't dating then why did you sleep with me?"

"What you two had"

"No" said Booth quickly.

He then looked at Bones. What could he say to that? If he didn't know any better he would have thought they were a couple. God he really couldn't think like this now. He had to concentrate and think of what to say. Which wasn't going to be easy.

"Right, Bones there is an explanation for everything"

"You know" sweets interrupted "I'd really like to hear the making love speech and maybe we could talk about what happened last night too"

"Do you not think you have done enough?" Booth said. He was worrying about Brennan's reaction, not him having a 10 minuet glory conversation.

"I want to talk to Booth, alone" Brennan said calmly

Sweets slowly left the room.

"Right let me start, the thing about the"

"Booth I have a confession to make." before he could say anything she made sure he knew that their was a catch "But, you have to promise that you won't think of me any differently or change in any way" Brennan said sounding worried

"Okay" Booth said slowly not sure where she was going with this.

"I've known since yesterday that you weren't my boyfriend"

"What?" Booth said really shocked

"Well, when Angela and Jack left. Something Angela said triggered my memory about what happened. And for some reason I thought I'd you know"

"Take advantage of soft old me? You know, I never thought of you as devious Bones " Booth said chuckling to himself.

"So, do you think I'm attractive?" Booth said taunting her.

"Well you" Brennan tried to say but Booth interrupted

"Aarr, your blushing"

Booth was starting to get excited at this. He couldn't believe that he did have an effect on Bones, he'd never have know because she had always been so formal.

"Booth shut up." Brennan was desperately thinking of something to say, there was no way she was going to let him get away with that. "Oh, and if you weren't attracted to me then why didn't you get out of the bed after I was asleep?"

"Well, I erm" Booth wasn't expecting that. Before he could come up with an excuse Brennan said.

"Aha, see you think I'm attractive to" Brennan shouted proudly she couldn't believe that she had got one over on Booth but then she just realised what she had said.

Brennan and Booth both looked very embarrassed and neither bothered to accept or deny it.

"So, what's on television" asked Booth trying to avoid awkwardness and silence. He hated silence.

"Why don't you come up here and have a look" Almost straight after she had said it she regretted it. What if he rejected her? How would their partnership be effected. But then Brennan almost got the shock of her life.

"Move up then" how could he turn her down? He said to himself. Although he'd never admit it, he liked cuddling up to her last night.

"You do realise, that your still taking me on dates don't you"

After she said that, Booth was pretty sure he knew, who was going to be wearing the pants in this relationship.

"I wouldn't have it any other way Bones" He said looking into her face. He would never change her, not even a little bit.

"What are we going to do about Angela and Sweets?" Booth was pretty sure he had a few tricks up his sleeves.

"We'll torture them, of course" He said sounding confident. He knew it wouldn't be a challenge to rattle Angela's suspicions.

"How exactly?"

"Well, when no one else is looking, but Angela we'll hold hands or I'll kiss your neck. She'll be going on about it to everyone, but no one else would have seen it, so everyone will think she's going crazy and as for Sweets I'll come up with something" Booth couldn't wait to put his plan into action. Just seeing the look on Angela's face would be beyond satisfying.

"Your evil" Brennan said smiling.

"And your devious Bones" Booth said kissing her neck.

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