A/N: if you didn't get the Yvonne joke that's the voice actor for Miranda lawsons name, so I decided to use that as mirandas middle name. and I thought I would be funny if shepard teased her about it. anyways enjoy this chapter follow review fav and enjoy.

"You promised me you'd do it li!"

Liara twirled her thumbs together, "Ellie, i do not know what you and Ashley will gain from me asking kaidan what rim job is-"

Ashley and shepard busted out into fits of snickers just furthering liaras frustration. She stomped her foot in triumph, "alright! Fine! Very well I'll do it."

Liara stomped over to kiadan alenkos working station full speed, ashley and shepard stopped laughing and looked away but still listen closely.

"Something i can do for you tsoni?" The handsome soldier asked.

Liara softened and came back to reality, "i uh...i would like to ask you something." She said softly, she could hear the two marines at the nearby table stifling their laughter, only making her blush.

Kaidan cocked a brow, "okay? Shoot."

"Well... i just wanted to know what is a rim job!?" She blurted.

The two marines at the table began to laugh hysterically, falling over on each other for some kind of support."

Kaidans eyes widen but quickly softened as he laughed at the asari. "Liara, if don't know at your age i dont think you ever will."

Liara ran off in shame and embarrassment, shepard on her heels in an instant. She grabbed liaras arm. "Li. Where ya goin'?" Liara was almost on the verge of tears.

"Shepard i made a fool of myself. In front of everyone."

Shepard frowned, "no no don't cry li, you didn't make a fool of yourself. Its my fault. Hit me. Kick me. Hate me. Just don't cry."

Liara sniffled, she bawled up her fist and punched shepard in the chest as hard as she could. Which wasnt hard at all.

"Better?" Shepard bit back her smile, liara was too cute even when she was mad.

Liara nodded and laid her head on shepard chest. "I am still mad at you." She whispered, but she clenched shepards shirt for comfort like child as she hugged the marine.

Shepard sighed and wrapped her arms around the asari. "I know blue. i know... what do ya say i show you what a rim job is."

The three woman walked along illium, trying to avoid that bitch reporter who seemed to be everywhere shepard didn't want her to be.

"Aha! I knew your were with Cerberus." The report, khalisa said as she came from behind a column.

"Oh god not you. Just the bitch i didn't wanna see." Shepard smirked. "Its been a year and you're still not married i see. Not to shocked though. I hear your dry ass vagina scraping together as you walked."

Miranda smiled softly and gave shepard push on the shoulder from behind, "i thought that was two pieces of cardboard rubbing together."

kasumi laughed, "ooo burn that was so cold your nipples are showing."

The reporter smirked, "you know what i just got all that on tape! Youre going down." she stomped off with her video bot in tow.

"Hey lawson." Shepard smiled.

"Yes commander?"

Shepard began to walk, "good one."

"Shepard just stop moving, i almost got it."

"This is terrible Lawson. I can't go anywhere with this huge cow lick on my hair." Shepard whined.

Shepard fidgeted and squirmed in the chair as miranda roughly brushed her hair. "Stop moving around shepard! If you want this thing gone you'll have to wait ." Miranda said with a big smile on her face that had been there since shepard walked in the door with the huge cowlick right on her hairline.

Shepard swatted Miranda away, "ok stop! Does it look that bad?"

Miranda could not resist a laugh, "no of course not you look kind of charming with if i do say so myself, even the great commander shepard has a bad hair."

"Well you never have one." Shepard said pouting like a five-year old.

Miranda never thought shepard, the butcher of torfan, the sole survivor of akuz, would act like this, she couldn't understand or even think how the woman before her could even smile again. But she did, at least every ten seconds, she couldn't even think how this woman can be so perfect in every way without any help or some sort of bio engineering. Miranda pondered everyday about this and she always had no answer, she had tried to ask Shepard herself but all she had gotten in return was a simple. "What?" It was stupid for Miranda to ask in the first she knew she wasnt gonna get any kind of answer out Shepard. Well, an intelligible one anyways.

"Really?..cute even?" Shepard smirked.

Miranda rolled her eyes playfully, "yeah commander."

Miranda played with peculiar piece of hair, "absolutely adorable."

Miranda didn't notice what she had said or what she was saying until a smile laid on shepards face. "Ha, thanks i guess if you get reassured of something its best to be reassured by a perfect girl."

"flattery will get you everywhere." Miranda said as a suggestive smile played on her full lips. Miranda laid a hand on shepard knee, meeting shepards gaze with an innocent look of her own.

Shepard leaned in closer to miranda, "well in that case you have the most kissable lips ive ever seen."

Miranda slyly slid on top of shepards lap, "just how kissable are they commander?" The beauty whispered in the red heads ear.

Miranda was a master t seduction, always had the prey quivering under her, she would break Shepard. Oh no. she would destroy Shepard.

Shepard wasn't going out without a fight, she never did, yes it would just easier but who didn't like a challenge.

Shepard laid both of her hands on mirandas thighs, caressing them lightly when her fingers make small circles. The game was set. Whoever kissed who first lost and neither of them had ever failed in their life and the werent starting now.

Shepards finger tips crawled their way up to mirandas core. Running a finger down the slit through the tight cat suit. Miranda wanted badly nothing more but to resist the urge of pushing against the finger, but failed miserably. She let out nearly audible sighs and moans as Shepard kept a steady rhythm.

"aren't playing fair i see." Miranda said as her eyes fluttered close.

"alls fair in love and war Lawson." Miranda could hear the smirk in shepherds voice.

"call me Miranda." Miranda said softly.

She felt Shepard had stopped massaging her making her open slowly. "what?" she said with a concerned look.

Shepard stared blankly. "ms. Lawson. Ms. Lawson. Ms. Lawson! Operative Lawso-"

Mirandas eyes flew open, "what the-"

"operative Lawson." the ais voice rung out through the dark room.

Miranda ran a hand through her hair resisting the scream that wanted to burst out. "yes ed." she groaned loudly.

"commander is in the mess hall and i am sure she needs your help."

Miranda sighed, she threw her covers off her and climbed out of bed. Ignoring the slight wetness between her legs. She slid on her bed room shoes and scurried out the room.

"oh hi Lawson...whats up?" shepard smiled innocently.

There was a mess everywhere. On the walls. Floor. Ceiling. Miranda couldn't even describe how angry she was.

Shepard smiled nervously, "i can explain."

Miranda crossed her arms, "well im waiting."

Shepard turned to the counter behind her, when she turned around she held a plate with a piece of wheat toast two sunny side up eggs two strips of bacon and in the other hand freshly squeezed orange juice.

"i also made pancakes but i ate them...all of them."

Mirandas face softened, "what time is it?"

Shepard shrugged, "4:54?"

Miranda sighed, it was too hard to be mad at Shepard "Come on," Miranda grinned slightly. "Lets leave this whoever cleans up."

Shepard smiled brightly and followed Miranda back to her quarters. "Sorry if i step out of line when saying this but you're smoking hot when you just wake up."

Did she really just say that? Knowing my luck this probably just another dream. "Really? Because i feel hideous and sleep deprived." Miranda said taking the plate of food from Shepard.

Shepard smirked, "sleep deprived? Do you want your teddy to sleep with you?"

"Depends...which one?"

"Depends...which one do you want?" Shepard smiled.

"Depends..." Miranda said sitting on the couch beside Shepard. "can i have both?" Miranda took a bite of the eggs, she held back the urge to devour the entire fork. She let out a huge moan. "Ellie."

"Wow havent heard a girl moan my name like that since two years ago." Shepard smiled.

Miranda rolled her eyes playfully, "im taking about the food, its amazing."

Shepard shrugged. "What can i say? Girls love a marine that can cook."

Miranda let out a laugh and then scoffed, "i change my mind they're not that good."

"Shut up you love them." Shepard said nudging the agent.

moments like these make Miranda think maybe, just maybe things were worth fighting for.

Shepard brushed a hair behind Mirandas ear, "Miranda. Can i kiss you?"

Did she just call me Miranda? Wait, what did she just say?