Author's Note: Well, hello there! Today and tomorrow are very special days because one of my friend's is getting married and today is the rehearsal for the wedding and tomorrow is the wedding! So, CONGRATS! Pretty excited about it, haha. So, let's get moving!

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Legends:

Italics: Marinette/Ladybug speaking

Normal: story/dialogues

Bold Italics: Adrien/Chat Noir speaking

Chapter 3: So, Now You Know Our Civilians' Identities. Cool.

So, now you know our identities. Cool. You must be wondering what the next step is.

No problem. The most important step is to protect your identity. You definitely can't go around telling people that you're the two awesome superheroes.

Simply because:

Easier advantage for our enemies.

Less complications.

Because, you really don't need to have more complications than you already have.

When you're not playing the heroes of Paris, keep your emotions, your cool and your attitude in check. Keep EVERYTHING in check. One slip out and they will immediately know.

This will lead us to the next step. Don't freak out. If you have a Kwami or a talking cat or anything unusual, I repeat. Don't freak out. It just does not do any good. Breath, take it in slowly and if you must, take notes so you remember everything unlike myself.

Yeah, you see, I had accidentally let go of an Akuma which caused even more havoc and well…you know…*clears throat* that's a story for another time.

And always make sure who to fall in love with.

Zip it, Noir.

Even if your partner in crime rejects your feelings. If that ever happens, go ahead and sit in a corner and cry and grab a glass of whiskey.

Cheers.

Anyways.

I think we should back up a bit. Remember when you said, "less complications?"

Why, of course. That immediately reminds us of Chloe. Whenever you go to some sort of high school or college or any sort of school, there would always be a School bully and bullies aren't fun.

The simplest way to deal with them is to just pick them up and throw them off a building and say it was an accident.

Mi'lady!

I'm just kidding—but I can dream right? I mean, how can anyone stand here I don't know. There are times when I just want to push her off a cliff and then feed her to the sharks.

...That does not make any sense because she would be dead already.

It's simple. Sometimes, the easiest solutions are right in front of you *pats head* You go down to the deepened of the cliff then pick her dead body up and then feed her dead body to the sharks…

…That's…that's actually dark.

I try.

I think we had forgotten one more important step when you're dealing with schools.

Which is…?

Always. Be. On. Time.

*Suddenly feels awkward* Y—yeah! That's a good one…that's actually a really good one! Always be on time because if you have a grouchy teacher, she/he would immediately send you straight to the detention which will make your friend sigh.

Marinette panted, running to the classroom hoping that she will reach it in time. Unluckily, Mari heard the school bell which made her groan just as she reached her classroom.

Unfortunately, the teacher saw this and made a sharp look.

"Marinette Dupain-Cheng! To the office! Now!"

Mari groaned as Alya sighed, giving a face palm while Chloe and Sabrina snickered at her dismay.

So yeah…

And hey, if you follow these rules, you will be golden.

Signed Ladybug and Chat Noir.

Author's Note: So this chapter was a little so but we will pick up the pace at chapter five…? We will see. If not, we will probably pick it up earlier. And the chapters will be getting crazier and crazier further…geh XD Also, while I had already finished planning this out, please do not hesitate if you have any ideas. I would be more than happy to include your ideas in this story too! Toodles!