Authors note: I know im a terrible person, sorry for the late update but i had to get high before i wrote this chapter that way it was athentic ;)

Warnings: heavy recreational drug use

Chapter 3

Tony can't help but wonder if this is actually a good idea. Being a playboy and a philanthropist, its not like he's new to the subject, but who knows what Loki will be like, and is it really all that ethical? But as he sits there watching a depressed Loki drink scotch and look miserable, he just wants to give him a good time. Its not like it will be anything serious, weed never killed anyone and, despite Loki being thousands of years old, he kind of reminds Tony of an angsty teenager with a fucked up life. So it makes perfect sense to get him high. After all, that's how Tony, and pretty much everyone else, made it through his teen years. So yeah this could work and it might be fun to see a god stoned off his ass.

Tony glances at his watch, 6:13 that's plenty of time to get stoned and go out to a club or something. Now he's just got to get Loki to agree to his awesome plan. " So how about we do something other than sit here all night mopping, cause this is a little depressing even for me." Tony said promptly, causing Loki to look up at him, with a somewhat intrigued look. When Loki spoke he had an almost sarcastic tone, " And what do you suppose we do? If you did not figure it out I'm not currently intent on doing anything." Ok so Tony expected Loki to not be so thrilled at the idea. Maybe if he appealed to Loki's curiosity he'd be able to get Loki into the idea of not mopping all night.

Putting on the trademark Tony Stark charm he smiled almost flirtingly, "Believe me sweet cheeks, I get that your busy emo-ing around my house, but I think I have something that will change that, and it's ten times better than booze." At that Loki raised an eyebrow. Good, Tony thought, now just got to bring it home. "How about I show you your room and you change into something less Invader Zim. When you're done I'll have something ready for you, and I promise you'll love it. Then, if you want, we can go out tonight."

Loki looked at Stark quizzically, he would admit the mortal has struck his curiosity, but he doesn't understand why Stark would care so much whether he was "mopping" or not. Weighing his decision, the curiosity of what this new substance was, won over his unease on why Stark was so persistent. He decided he might as well agree, if only for the lack of something better to do, "very well Stark," he said with a mask of indifference, " Show me to my quarters and I'll go along with this plan of yours."

That was actually a little easier than Tony had originally planned. But nonetheless, he stood up and showed Loki to his room. "It's Tony by the way, Stark reminds me of my old man," he said while walking to the guest room across from his own, probably best to keep an eye on him, Tony thought. Loki didn't reply and just continued following Tony.

When they got to the room Loki was actually pretty impressed. He had to admit he was lucky to carry out his punishment here rather than a cell. He walked inside and saw it had a great view of the shoreline and an insanely large bed. It was decorated rather modern and up-to-date like the rest of the mansion.

"Nice huh Loks?" Tony said standing at the doorway. "It will be expectable," Loki said stoically, not wanting to give away that he was actually impressed by Starks house. "Right, well I'm right down the hall when your done," Tony turned and shut the door.

Phase one, Get Loki interested, can be marked as done. Now phase two, go roll a big ass joint and pack a nice bowl. Tony was smiling as he went into his room to get everything. He was actually giddy about the thought of Loki high. Ever since he had arrived with Thor he has been 'mister calm and collected' not to mention a total downer and Tony couldn't wait to see him let loose.

Tony sat down on his bed, pulling his legs up sitting crisscross and pulled out a cigar wrap. He started rolling a perfectly round joint. He heard a nock on the door. Must be Loki, he thought, "come in, I'm almost done," he called without looking away from his work. Tony finished quickly and looked up, he saw Loki standing in his door way and apparently he had took off the amour.

He was wearing a dark green long sleeved shirt exposing a slim but built frame, and he had pushed the sleeves up over his forearms. Tony letting his eyes wander saw he had on the same black leather pants but without the over coat thing you could tell exactly how tight those pants were and how long his legs were. Tony quickly shook that thought from his head.

Ok so let it be known that Tony Stark might be a notorious playboy, but he's fairly certain an evil God of Chaos that tried to take over the world is off limits. Even if said god is standing in his bedroom in tight ass pants and looking damn fine.

Tony trying not to stare grabbed his pipe and started packing the bowl. Not taking his eyes off of the pipe he told Loki to come over and sit down. The god strode over to the bed and sat at the end pulling his legs up to mimic Tony's. The pipe, joint, and Tony's stash was in between them. "So Rudolph," Tony said, "ever smoked before?" Loki gave an, all to adorable, confused look, "I'm not familiar with the subject. What is this?" he asked pointing to the now packed pipe. "That my dear would be the temporary solution to… well any thing that's got you down," Tony said with a wink.

"Its called weed, or pot, there's a lot of names for it, it's a drug and its illegal in most states but it really isn't dangerous at all" he carried on seeing Loki still not sure, "you burn it and breath the smoke into your lungs and it gets you high, it has the numbing feeling that being drunk does but the effect is way different. It's actually a lot of fun."

Loki looked very curious when he spoke, "what does it do?" Tony considered his answer before he spoke, finding it actually a little more difficult to explain than he would have thought, "It makes you extremely happy, you laugh at everything. It makes music sound awesome and food taste amazing, which by the way that's called the munchies and you have to be carful with those. It gives you a sense of euphoria and its kind of different for every person." As Tony finished he saw Loki pick up the pipe and study it in his hand. Tony looked at Loki and smiled, "want me to show you how to use it?"

Loki handed the pipe to Tony and Tony reached over to the nightstand to grab the lighter. "Ok watch closely," Tony started as he demonstrated step by step, "you hold down the carb with you thumb and breath in while you light it. Then once you built up enough smoke you take the lighter off, let go of the carb, and breath in." Tony took a hit after explaining and blew out smoke rings to the side and smiled a cheesy grin to Loki, passing him the pipe.

Felling somewhat nervous Loki considered handing the strange object back to Stark, but really if it did what Stark said it does he could use it. What does he have to lose anyway, Stark had already done it so it couldn't be poisonous. Loki drew the pipe to his lips and followed Starks instructions. When he breathed in he felt his throat burn and coughed loudly. He heard Stark start laughing at him, handing the pipe back he glared at the infuriating man.

"Don't worry dude," Tony reassured Loki, " that always happens the first time. Here drink this and take another go." Tony handed him a Mountain Dew only to get a quizzical look from Loki. "Its Mountain dew, soda, its going to be your best friend," Tony said with a smile. Loki took a drink and determined to get it right, he tried again. This time he could feel the smoke settle in his throat and blew out slowly. Tony, being a pro at this, knew Loki hadn't hit it right, he didn't take it to his lungs or hold it long enough. "Watch man you gotta really take this shit in," and then Tony showed Loki the process again but exasperated the breathing and how long he held it. They passed it again and Loki hit it hard and Tony saw he had done it perfectly.

Loki realized his head start to almost buzz and he felt really light. They passed it two more times until Loki noticed how the moon and the light was shinning with extra beams of like, look almost like a shooting star.

While he was staring at the moon tony had got up to turn on his speakers. "Man listen," Tony said, " I'm going to show you what kinda music will trip your head". Loki could tell Stark was high by the way he was talking slowly and his voice seemed to sway from high to low. When Loki spoke he found his voice coming out the same way "ill listen man," mimicking the way tony said man. Tony was laughing his ass off of that Loki, for no other reason than feeling really happy, started laughing with him.

"Damn man you look so high," Tony said as he turned to see Loki laugh uncontrollably, having trouble keeping himself from moving. Tony walked back over and sat on the bed with Loki and called out to Jarvis, "Jarvs, dude, play Damien Marley and skrillex".

Suddenly loud beats started playing through Tony's surround sound, making Loki feel surrounded by music. "Wow," Loki proclaimed, "I think I can actually feel the music". Tony fell back laughing at that reaction, and Loki went into another laughing fit with him.

Every thing is just so much better, Loki thought, its like you could just be happy for no reason without thinking to much. He noticed he had zoned out during his train of thought. When he came out of it he noticed him and Tony had been passing a newly filled bowl. How many bowls has this been, 8 or 9 at least, he thought as he hit the pipe again.

Tony watched as Loki blew out the smoke and smiled while he grabbing the pipe from him, taking a hit for himself. They have been smoking for almost an hour and he could see Loki was high, by the way he seemed to snap back in and out of reality. He fell back on the bed laughing at the thought that he got Loki high for the first time. I mean look at him, Tony analyzed, he's dancing with his arms out just flowing with the music. After Tony stopped laughing he sat back up and saw Loki smiling chessily and just looking so content with life. Tony realized he really liked that Loki was looking happy for once. Maybe he liked it a little too much, Tony thought. Either way it made him want to see more.

"Damn man you look stoned," Tony's eyes where half closed and he was leaning forward when he spoke. Loki heard Tony talk but the words sounded like they were moving back and forth and it took him a moment to understand the there meaning. When Loki gave a reply, his voice seemed to come out super slow, calm and he had a sarcastic tone, "Well aren't you so insightful" he said smiling. Tony closed his eyes and giggled. He felt the bed bounce as Loki throw himself sideways to lay on the bed.

When he stopped laughing at the analysis Loki had made he saw Loki laying down staring at the ceiling, so he laid next to him. "Jarvis turn on holograph 13," Tony called and saw Loki look at him confusedly.

The lights turned off and then colors and art started filling the room in a globe shape. The colorful pictures or 'holographs', as Tony called them, moved in sync with the music. Tony had explained this song was from someone named Mike Jones and he called it 'next to you'. Loki watched as he started to zone out and focus on the moving objects; he felt far away from reality. He was in a blissful state where he didn't have the pressure of being a fallen prince searching for redemption. And for once, since he found out his heritage, he didn't feel the constant shame. Loki sat up and turned his head to look at Stark who was still gazing at the holographs. His head tilted when he looked at the man on the bed who was currently reaching lazily for the pictures with one hand as if he could grab it. Loki smiled thinking how fun and caring Stark had been. He has actually showed me one the best times I've had in a while, Loki thought.

Tony noticed Loki was looking at him smiling that godly smile. He sat up, looking into Loki's prefect green eyes, smiling brightly back at him. Something seemed to tug on Loki's heart as he admired Starks smile, he realized the man was actually very attractive. Putting on a cute, yet mischievous grin he bent forward to place a chaste kiss on Tony's lips. When he pulled back he noticed Stark wide-eyed and staring at him. Noticing his action Loki blushed and looked away from him quickly.

Tony couldn't believe that had just happened, and what was even less believable was the fact that he liked it, like a lot. Loki's kiss had left sparks on his lips and he tasted like mint. "Jarv hit the lights," tony called, wanting to see Loki's face.

When the lights came on Suga Suga by Baby Bash was playing in the back round. Tony scooted closer to Loki sitting to the side of him but Loki was still avoiding eye contact. Tony got his attention by putting his hand on Loki's cheek and pulling him in for a deeper kiss.