CPOV
"WEEEE!" Jasper screamed.
"Jaz babe, are you okay?" Alice questioned.
Jasper hopped onto the floor off the couch and turned to her and started talking like a three year old.
"Yup Ali. I took my HAPPY PILLS! Now no scary clown will scare me!"
"Jazzy calm down. Please for me." Alice said jutting out her upper lip.
"MM. NOPE!" Jasper screamed in her face.
"Okay Jazzy how about for this." Alice said jutting out her boobs and swinging her hips. Trying to look seductive.
"Icky I no like that stuff. Its gross." Jasper said with a look of disgust on his face.
Alice started shaking with anger.
"CARLISLE! DID YOU GIVE JASPER A REFILL ON THE HAPPY PILLS?!"
Time to run.
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I had a very important question. I was extremely nervous.
I stared at myself in the spoon waiting for him to come. I straightened my tie.
I looked at the box in my lap. It contained something very important for this evening to turn out well. If he denied me of it. I don't know.
I sighed with relief as he entered the restaurant dressed like James Bond.
He sat down.
"Carlisle what is so important we actually had to come to a food place."
I took a deep breath.
"Because," I got down on one knee, "Emmett, you are one of the funniest people I know. You helped me when I discovered my lifelong dream of becoming a clown. Although you may act like an overgrown preschooler that is just what I need in my life. Emmett will you do me the honor of.... becoming my assistant."
He gasped in surprise and I saw his eyes misting. Too bad he couldn't cry.
"Oh Carlisle of course!" He said in a high pitchy voice.
Then he picked me up and hugged me. Very tightly. As in so-tightly-i-may-be-questioning-his-sexual-orientation-if-not-for-Rose kind of tight.
"Emmett put me down."
"Okay."
I opened up the box to him showing him what it contained.
"Oh Carlisle its beautiful."
It was a pleather blue and yellow polka dot bow tie.
We thought it would be fun to have Emmett be his assitant. Just for the record even we don't know were this story is playing out.