AN: JO BELkes pov: LOL bi da wae dis chapturs relly good!11111111 Oh I reeealy doubt it.
Chapter 3:
Gandulf took us thru the old forst! SUDDENLY…. Mary wrong gender and pipin shoed up 2 us!1111
Then we got to da plac wer we wer going 2 buy a huse wile we w8ed 4 gandulf to cum bak. I'm not sure what story she's been reading.
Darrel when did become a character in this story? Frodo sam mary and i wnt 2 the new house in dat city (I dnt rmmber wer it waz lol) I think that's because it doesn't exist!
THE N…
We all tuk baths. Oh wow! Suspense was really necessary for that.
Mary nd pipin sang som weerd bath song about uncl Bilbo. My brain is now making up Bilbo-related songs! DAMN YOU JO BELKE!
;then we 8 a nig diner and wnt to bed!" in da morning we had to wak up erly 2 meet tom bombabdil and his kreepy gf. Just confuse me some more why don't you?
On the wae ther I tride on the ring and I…
DISAPEERED! NO WAY! I never would have guessed that!
Darrlys POV!1111111111111111 I'm not sure why that's so exciting. I'm also getting the feeling that they are both as bad as each other.
JO BEKKE DISSAPEERED!1111111111111111 OOOH EEMMMM GEEEE!
"Werd she go sam asked?" They really need to learn about punctuation!
"o I knoe," she put on the mystikel ring.
We kept walkin haply to tommys house.
THEN HE SHOED UP! "I CAN C U JO BEKKE!"
NXT TIM:
We 8 a lot of food
So we are 3 chapters in, and I can already say that I think I know why jO bekke at HUgwRts is such a fail: her editor cannot spell any better than she can!
Rachel Weasly 99: Time will only tell if it's worse than the first!
Anonymous Aussie: You would've thought so, and I want to think so, but the fact that she has kept going despite the suicide, I don't know where I'm going with this…she just confuses me…
Du Brisingr Everinya: If she touches Eragon I will probably start crying! She will have ruined some of the classic stories. HA! I'll think of Kull everytime now! And there is nothing wrong with reading a lot! In fact its admirable!