Chapter 3
The family and Sonic were sitting at the table, eating breakfast, until Lois gave Sonic dog food. And Peter left for who-knows-where.
"What is this?" Sonic asked, pointing at the food.
"Try it." Lois said.
Sonic took a bite out of the dog food. His face scrunched up, and then spit the food out. "Yo,
who you expect to eat this crud?" he asked.
"You, dumb***, 'cause you're an animal." Stewie said.
"WOAH, TALKING BABY! And jus because I'm a hedgehog, doesn't meant that I eat that type
of food. NO THANK YOU. " Sonic said.
"You look like a rat to me." Brian said.
"WHAT did you call me?" Sonic growled.
"A rat…" Brian replied.
"OH YOU ARE SO DEAD, DOG!" Sonic yelled, then punched Brian in the face.
"Oh my god, that was awesome." Stewie said.
"Shut up Stewie." Brian said, still lying on the ground from Sonic's punch.
"That's what you get." Sonic said. Sonic stiffened up, sensing some energy.
"I know that energy…HIT THE DECK!" Sonic yelled. He then hit the ground.
"Why?" Everyone asked. Then the energy known as Chaos Energy exploded behind Sonic. A
figure appeared when the explosion disappeared. Which somehow did not destroy the Griffin residence.
"Shadow! In a house, man? Not cool…" Sonic said, getting up.
"I don't give a s***. Not my house." Shadow said.
"WHAT HAPPENED?" Stewie said rather loudly.
"Nothing, just Shads being a dummy." Sonic said.
"Don't call me Shads." Shadow said.
"Hey, Shads, there's an Amy-look-alike in this house." Sonic said, pointing at Meg.
"Don't call m—wait, what?" Shadow asked.
"There's an Amy-look alike in the house." Sonic repeated.
"OMG A AMY LOOK-A-LIKE! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! PSYCH!" Shadow laughed.
"I know. Oh, wait here comes Silver and Blaze through Chaos Control." Sonic said. The two
aforementioned people/animals came out of Chaos Control.
"Hi Sonic, we came here for a vacation. And why are there humans here? We're not in Soleanna, are we?" Sliver asked.
"No, you're in Quahog." Lois said.
"Thank you." Blaze said.
Peter then came bursting through the door, drunk.
"Lois, Lois, can I buy a pool…? And have these 2 pretty ladies?" Peter slurred. The lady was Amy, and with her was Jasmin. As soon as Amy saw Sonic, the chasing begun.
"THERE YOU ARE MY PRECIUS SONIKKU!" Amy screeched, chasing Sonic.
"AAAAHHHHH!GET AWAT FROM ME, YOU PINK STALKER!" Sonic screamed.
"And I thought Quagmire had issues." Lois said.
"Ok, someone really has to help me here." Brian said, still lying on the floor. Sonic whispered something in Shadow's ear, then went back to running away from Amy.
Then Shadow kicked Brian in the gut. "Never, and I mean NEVER, call us rats, or the pain will
be much worse." Shadow said in an eerie voice. Brian whimpered in response.
"Hey cuz, what's up?" Jasmin said. (A/N: to get the point of this, read my Percy Jackson/Sonic Crossover.)
"Nuthin' much, just that Amy is chasing your brother, and this dog here call Sonic a rat."
Shadow said, pointing at Brian.
"No one can call my brother a rat, dog. You will get tortured tomorrow." Jasmin growled.
"Can…Can we get back to breakfast?" Peter slurred, still drunk.
"Yeah." Sonic said, after Amy had gotten tired.
i decided to do this because i needed to put these characters in in the first place. their meaning will be shown in later chapters. disclaimers in chpater 2
