I can't believe it! That bastard was planning this from the beginning! What the hell!
"Aah, no wonder you haven't visited us for almost a year..." Misaki broke the silence. She was looking at me coyly "You were hiding from us,"
Eh? Hiding?
"He does look like you" Tatsumi's mother chimed in "Beel's got your facial structure while he has Tatsumi's eyes.."
I DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ONE BIT OF THAT DEMONIC, LIGHTNING PRODUCING BABY!
Tatsumi's father did a sliding bow (whoa, cool) "I'M SO SORRY YUU-CHAN! I WAS CARELESS! I NEVER THOUGHT TATSUMI WILL GO FOR YOU, HIS OWN FRIEND! GOING AS FAR AS BABY MAKING!" That hurts a bit old ma–whAT BABY MAKING?!
"AND FOR THAT TATSUMI WILL TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT!"
WE NEVER DID ANY BABY MAKING! HE NEVER EVEN SAW ME NAKED FOR FUCKS SAKE! HOW THE HELL HE WENT THAT FAR?!
"Well, it's not surprising since both of you always got in trouble together.." Misaki said, "And here I thought Hilda was the mother..."
"But for both of you to have a baby!" Tatsumi's mother said "So I'm already a grandmother huh.."
By this time, my eyes were as wide as saucers. As they were retelling the stories about how Tatsumi and I (along with Furuichi of course but he didn't do anything) , I finally have enough sense to talk. "B-but Hilda–"
"I am only but a wet nurse taking care of Young Master," Hilda cut me off, not giving me a chance to deny. That demon even wore a smirk!
"Since I cleared that all up, we're going to my room," Tatsumi walked to me and dragged me to his room, since i was too horrified to respond.
I mean, if you were declared as a mother of a baby demon and the father was your close friend who is called a demon by most students ( I admit that he is good looking–don't look at me like that!), which brings the fam bam to think that I had a 'baby making session' with him. Doesn't that make it horrifying? But I can't help being a bit happy.
A bit.
No, I don't like him that way!
Misaki snickered. "Don't be too loud!" She hollered at us as we walked to Tatsumi's bedroom.
"WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING DAMMIT!" I shouted. If you could see my face right now, you would be laughing like a pig.
"Explain," I demanded as Tatsumi closed the door to his room.
"Patience Yuu. Patience is a virtue" he said, sitting down on the floor while i sat on his bed, cross legged. "It's better for me if they think you're the mother rather than Hilda,"
"They thought Hilda was the mother? And you're the father?" I asked, my chest constricting. What?
"Yeah. Dad accused me baby making with Hilda and even made me do the sliding bow to Hilda," I felt a pang in my chest and hit my chest right at the heart. Maybe I ate too much...
"But whyyyy did you drag me into this!" I pointed at myself.
"Well, we're always in trouble and called partners in crime, so you're gonna be my partner in this" he said while picking his nose, his eyes boring into mine. "And no running away from this."
"THAT'S NOT ENOUGH REASON FOR YOU TO MAKE ME THE MOTHER YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
"I still do not approve you as the mother, Shiranui," a new voice interrupted. Standing at the door was Hilda with her gothic glory and blonde hair and bouncy boobs (I didn't look there...okay maybe a bit)
"As if I want to be the mother" I muttered quietly but she glared at me. Of course she can hear that. Stupid demonic hearing. Beel was crawling to me, standing at the side of the bed looking at me with eyes that clearly said 'I wanna sit on your lap' Picking him up and settling him down on my lap, he started making cute noises. Well, I guess it's not that bad..
Beel's cute anyway.
What I didn't see was Hilda's eyes widened at Beel's want of attention from me instead of ignoring me.
"Did you go to school today Tatsumi?" I asked him while staring at Beel as the baby did the same to me.
"Yeah"
"So.." I said while bouncing Beel on my lap (he squealed happily. So cute!) "...tell me what happened"
/the next day at school/
Furuichi and I were hanging out at the school rooftop as usual, waiting for Tatsumi. I was harrasing Furuichi about something on his phone when the door to the rooftop banged open. Literally. And Tatsumi was crawling towards us with Beel riding on his back.
"I might as well not ask but... you okay?" Furuichi asked. I was beside Tatsumi poking at his cheek, Beel doing the same
"Do I look okay?!" Man I pity him... "It's the sixth time today," Wao. And he can still talk? What a monster. No wonder my dad likes him...
"At least, if you weren't you Tatsumi, you'd be dead by now," I remarked.
"But still... this sucks" he said, his head raising "At this rate the dream will come true.. Death.. I'll seriously die.." That must be a bad dream. Poor Tatsumi. "I have to do something!" He said with resolve.
"Dream?" Furuichi asked.
"Yeah.. I had a horrible nightmare.."
I listened in, about how Tatsumi had a dream and Beel was a huge monster and the world would end just because Beel threw a tantrum because he didn't get fed. I laughed. Both of them gave me weird looks.
"What? It's funny!"
"No it's not Yuu, it's horrible," Furuichi said.
"Why are you laughing about this? You're gonna die because of this!" Tatsumi took Beel, shaking him harshly. Beel laughed cutely. Awwwww...
They kept talking while I revised my studies. Today it's physics. Yes I study. Doesn't mean that I'm enrolled in a shitty school I don't study!
Well, I study mainly because the next time my dad's coming home he's going to do a pop quiz that involves bombing me alive and shooting at the floor near my feet when I get the question wrong.
Spartan, I know.
And he's coming back soon ( he doesn't tell me when, he wanted it to be a surprise. Huh surprise my ass!)
My eyes strayed to the old man beside the boys. Hey it's the old man floating down the river! I'll stayed silent, waiting for both of them to realise.
Anytime now...
Then they laughed about something (I don't think they're laughing genuinely) and the old man joined in laughing cheerfully, slapping Tatsumi on his back.
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"WHO THE FUCK-!" Tatsumi shouted while Furuichi looked spooked.
I laughed so hard at their reaction. It's hilarious! Their faces were priceless!
"Yuu why didn't you tell us that he was there?!" Furuichi scolded me.
"Sorry ahahaha," I wiped a tear from my eyes. I was laughing that hard "It's just that you guys are so funny," I said, my laughter decreasing.
"Ah don't tell me.." Tatsumi pointed at the old man "Hey Yuu isn't this the big old man that floated down the river?"
"Yep" I confirmed, popping the 'p' , my eyes still scanning the book. Okay let's see.. Archimides principle...
"That's right" Old man said giving a thumbs up "Dimensional Transfer Demon, Alaindelon" he introduced himself.
Dimensional transfer demon? So that's how Beel got from hell to here...
"The guy that split in two?!" Furuichi said. "Huge!"
"Fu..." His mustache is awesome! Um.. I mean he said "You caught my attention so I came here to see how things are..-" Tatsumi grabbed the old man's face.
"Dimensional transfer? You bastard.. Coming out so nonchalantly" Ooooo Tatsumi is making his famous demonic face! "Or rather.. You're alive?" he asked with such venom "Because of you, I–"
"Yeah yeah it's fine, just like that" The old man responded, his voice a bit shaky (Tatsumi's scary i admit but not as scary as MY old man...) "But won't you listen to me?"
My ears perked. I stood up from my spot, walking towards the peculiar group. I grabbed Tatsumi's wrist that was holding the old man's face and looked at Tatsumi. "Let's hear him" I said, smiling. I heard the old man sighed in relief, and Tatsumi's face turned to dissapointment. I grinned devilishly "Of course, after he spill the beans you can beat him to a pulp," I said nonchalantly.
"Sounds like a plan" Tatsumi agreed, letting go of the old man who turned as white as paper.
"I-I didn't just go splitting at random" he started.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Tatsumi cut in, still irritated at the old man. I wonder, if he split, can I see his organs?
"Anyhow, the young master is the demon lord," he said, returning to normal. "First off, he will only be attracted to a strong person,"
Why did he say that! Tatsumi will be full of himself–
"Naw.. Well... Yeah" Tatsumi agreed, looking satisfied. Stupid boys and their egos. No offence.
"–-And furthermore," Awesome Mustache continued "Pure evil and cruel," Tatsumi's happy face shattered "Arrogant, thinking nothing of fellow man, that kind of shitty bastard is the best" he finished. With each word he looked as if there was an arrow in his head.
"That's you" Furuichi said deadpanned.
"BINGO! An accurate description of Tatsumi! Finally!" I cheered happily. This Mustache man is totally awesome!
"-Yes. Floating down the river, while losing conciousness–" Awesome Mustache man elaborated "I saw you force a large amount of people to kneel and laughed a high pitched laugh, I knew then–" he folded his arms at his chest "–Aaah, if it was that man, I could leave the young master to him, I thought. I ran my power dry and fell to sleep."
By the time he finished his story, Tatsumi was already on all fours on the floor, depressed and beating himself internally.
How do I know? I know him long enough, I guess. I thought about what the old man said. Generally strong guys...
AHAH!
"Hey Awesome Mustache Man!" I called him. Furuichi sweatdropped. Tatsumi is still on the floor.
"It's Alaindelon, young lady."
"Aah right, I kinda forgot your name," Furuichi fell. Tatsumi's still wallowing in self pity and abusing himself mentally. "If there was a stronger, more evil, shittier bastard than him, can that guy be chosen as Beel's parent?"
Tatsumi perked up immediately. Awe–I mean–Alaindelon and Furuichi stared at me, Tatsumi's eyes were looking at Alaindelon hopefully.
"Is it that bad? Being the young master's parent?" he asked, shocked. "Isn't it an honour?"
"Friggin 'course, idiot!" Tatsumi said straightforwordly said. Tsk tsk it's not that bad! Well, unless you got zapped by Beel of course...
"Well? How about it?" Tatsumi asked seriously. Alaindelon put a finger under his chin, wondering. "Well.. If that kind of human exists, that's how it would be..."
Tatsumi's face turned satanic. Beel's eyes sparkled. I stayed silent. As if there was anyone that was like him, that stupid idiot..
"No." Furuichi said "That kind of guy does not exist," Hah. Told ya. "Try looking at a mirror," he said breezily.
"Yup." I agreed "If there is someone like that he would've find you, you know–," I played with my dyed, platinum blue short messy hair. The colour's wearing off..."–to have a one on one battle with you to determine who's strongest." Looks like I have to go to the salon tomorrow...
"Fu fu.. Idiots, both of you. Have you forgotten?" Tatsumi said with such a cheerful tone (as cheerful as his voice can get)
"Huh?" Both Furuichi and I said simultaniously.
"This is 'the' delinquent school, Ishiyama High isn't it?"
Oh right. Kinda forgotten about that. I sighed. Looks like we have to follow him huh?
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"HEY WAIT, OGA!" Furuichi shouted. I was walking beside Tatsumi, physics book still in my grip. I sighed.
"Are you listening to me? This is bad! This is the 3rd year building! He's above us isn't he? That Kanzaki guy!" he rambled.
"I told you I'm not really going there to fight or anything." Tatsumi responded. I snorted "Bullshit Tatsumi. Everywhere you go there must be a fight." And I need to study...
We arrived at class 3-A. When Tatsumi said he was looking for Kanzaki senpai.. Let's just say that they weren't very happy. Most of the occupants in the room made faces as if they're constipating. Seriously, how do they call that scary? Hooke's Law..
"Is that Kanzaki-kun fellow here-?" Tatsumi asked, his voice bright and chirpy. I just stood there, my book already closed. I can't deny a show can't I? Whispers of men saying 'Oga' can be heard. Wao. Tatsumi must be famous.
"Its Kanzaki-san" (que constipated face of Kanzaki senpai) Kanzaki senpai said, sitting like a boss on a chair "First year shit"
If Tatsumi's face were a sun, I'm sure as hell that it would be as bright as fuck here.
"Ha ha, he really brought a kid" a red head guy said, then looked at me "and his girlfriend.. I'm guessing she's the mother," Hm..He doesn't look bad–FOR GOD'S SAKE IM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!
Ugh whatever. Tatsumi doesn't even look bothered. I should make him an example.
Then beside him was a tall guy. No, a HUGE guy. I might see him as threatning if he doesn't have two BRAIDED PIGTAILS WITH FUCKING RIBBONS IN THEM! What is wrong with these yankees?! An afro guy ( wtf?!) approached Tatsumi. He rambled something about Tatsumi being an idiot (Bingo! You got that right!) and asking him if he wants to die.
Ohohoho you're a million years too early for that afro, too early.
Then I noticed that almost every boys' eyes were on me. Checking me out. The fuck? I wore the school uniform for girls, I just added leggings to it. (The skirt's too short) Have they never seen a girl before? Tatsumi noticed it too. Furuichi... He's outside the room and peeking in... Tatsumi raised Beel and the baby touched the afro guy's face. I held back a chuckle. Afro looks irritated. Beel sighed dissapointedly. "He said he has no buisness with small fries, get lost," Tatsumi translated with a smiling face. All eyes immediately went to Tatsumi. Whew, safe.
"I owe you one," I whispered to him as afro guy pulled back his fist to punch Tatsumi.
"Buy me a croquette after school and you're taking care of Beel today," he whispered back, eyes not looking at me.
My eyes widened "No wa–"
"WAIT!" That braided pigtail bastard! I'm in the middle of talking to Tatsumi you piece of shit! "I'll be his opponent" the braided pigtail bastard continued. As he stood in front of Tatsumi I glared at him and whispered to Tatsumi "We'll settle this later." Braided pigtails looked at Tatsumi. "You're Oga huh.. What's your business with Kanzaki-san?"
Silence.
I could see he was thinking in his head. He turned to me. His facial expression seeking an answer.
Oh hell no!
"Tatsumi.. I'm uh.. Going to wait outside and study.." I slowly inched back "Goodluck.. ahahaha" I laughed nervously. He glared and sent me a 'you're gonna regret this later' look.
As if i care! I gotta study!
Not really, I just want to get out of there. It's too crowded anyways.
So I went out the hallway and continued where I left off. Some senpais are staring though. I sighed loudly, tensing my body. This is going to be a long wait.
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As I kicked the last senpai that started harrasing me I heard a shattering sound coming from the room. "Oi Tatsumi!" I called, walking to the classroom. I went a bit too far from the classroom. No wonder i can't hear what they were talking about. When I entered the room, no one noticed.
Mainly because they were looking at a window that shattered. And Tatsumi. There's no sign of Kanzaki senpai though... I walked towards Furuichi and nudged him. "Dude, what happened? Where's Kanzaki senpai?" He turned to me and pointed out the window. "Aah, so he'a not the one then?" he shook his head. I sighed. So much for getting rid of Beel. Speaking of Beel..
"DABUU!"
I can imagine him saying that with sparkly eyes. I guess he's alright. Now I gotta stay up tonight and pull an all nighter because those stupid senpais are stupid enough to touch me.
Nobody touches me unless they're personally close to me.
"Let's go guys.." Tatsumi said, his head hung in dissapointment.
"So... Do you still want croquette?" I said to him, poking his cheek.
"Maybe later Yuu.." he said dejectedly.
Poor bastard. Wait he's my friend...
Well my friend is a poor bastard that doesn't have lady luck on his side. Tsk tsk. Pitiful. Ooh, then i don't have to waste money on croquette! Now let's just hope he forgets about me taking care of Beel..
"But you still have to take care of Beel though," He added, breaking my happy thoughts.
"Fuck you Tatsumi,"
"You owe me a favour Yuu,"
"Still, fuck you."
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How y'all doin? It's dragonette. I can't find my cat.
Oh well.
I'm out.