A Continuation to the first one. Sort of.

10 Crackers of Christmas.

Naruto was now 9 years old and was sitting on Kakashi's couch. Why? Who knows, I'm not the all knowing narrator.

Kakashi sighed. His mission was boring as hell, and he thought it would be a nice, A-rank beating up mission. His A-rank however turned into a C-rank very quickly; the "missing nins" that was suppose to target the group of men he escorted were actually squirrels and a figment of their imaginations.

Kakashi also learned quickly that squirrels might as well be counted as kage-level ninjas with their damn ability to jump and attack….not to mention throw nuts faster than a ninja could throw shuriken.

"Stupid squirrels…" Kakashi muttered as he unlocked his apartment. He didn't expect that little blond idiot from three years ago sitting on his couch.

"Hello Scarecrow-san!" Naruto greeted, grinning and getting up…to hug Kakashi.

"…Hi?" Kakashi blinked. No one has hugged him since he was a little boy, and that incident with Yondaime, Rin, and Obito did not count. "How did you get in my apartment?"

"Neechan showed me how to sneak into ninja's apartments!" Naruto said, grinning.

Kakashi decided not to ask who neechan was. "Why are you here?"

"Iruka-sensei wanted me to give you something!"

Iruka? That cute little brunette chuunin from the Academy that attacked him for no reason a few years ago? "Really now?"

Naruto walked away from Kakashi, put something on the floor, and then jumped through the window.

"Hm…" Kakashi picked up the present on the floor and opened it.

'Haha Kakashi!' Kakashi read that.

"What does that mean?"

Kakashi's pants…and his entire bookcase of Icha Icha exploded.

In another village Gaara the cute little sand controlling killing machine kid was playing with his teddy bear.

"Don't worry Mr. Bear, me and mother will take care of you," Cute little Gaara said, putting a cute flower crown on his bears head.

"What?" Cute little Gaara said to no one in particular. "Mother says there's something on the back of you."

He turned his cute little bear around just in time to see an exploding note explode.

"Nooooo!"

Back in Konoha Hinata was swinging alone on a swing.

"Hi Hyuuga-chan!"

Hinata looked. It was Naruto. She felt like she would pass out from her cute little crush talking to her, but she got a pep talk inside her mind.

"Don't worry Hinata! There's your chance to be friends with him and make his life happy!"

"Who are you?"

"I'm your inner self! Now go and say hi!"

"N-Naruto-kun…" Hinata stuttered, and Naruto grinned.

"Hey lets go get ramen!"

Hinata blinked and before she could reply he dragged her away…to a dango stand.

"T-this isn't ramen…"

"I know!" Naruto said.

"T-t-then, why are we here?"

"We're meeting someone!"

"Why?"

"Your gonna help us!"

"Help? With what?"

"To stain all the Hyuuga's underwear Christmas colors!" Anko said.

"W-who are you?"

"This is Anko-neechan!" Naruto

"Hello," Hinata said shyly, hiding a little bit behind Naruto.

"I'll tell you the plan later, let's go!"

They were all somehow in the Hyuuga compound. Naruto and Anko got Jyuukened out of the compound. So they tried plan B.

"Oi, Scarecrow-san!" Naruto waved to Kakashi in the middle of the street.

Kakashi twitched and tried walking faster. Anko was in the way. Luckily, Iruka was there to "save" the copy-nin.

"Oh, Kakashi, fancy seeing you here!" Iruka greeted and dragged (almost literally) Kakashi away.

Time for Plan C.

Naruto, Anko, the Hokage, and a Yondaime look alike all ate ramen together.