I THINK I SEE SOMETHING...oh God no I thought we killed you i thought we-*BLAM*
YOUVE GONE TO DEEP. YOU KNOW TO MUCH.
Who was that?
YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS THE FIRST MEMEPOCALYPSE! NO...
who are you?! What are you up to?! I just want my world back before all of this! The world's become one big neverending nightmare! please...help me. I...humanity has nowhere left to go but down.
FINE. LETS START SLOWLY IN ORDER TO RESTART THIS FAILURE OF A STORY WELL NEED TO KEEP OUR WITS ABOUT US... AND FIND THE MANIAC RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS.
Um excuse me but I thought this was brought on by bling bling boy and Carl wheezer raps tipping the already unstable climate over the edge.
NO THESE ARE ALL PART OF A BIGGER PICTURE... SOMEONE WANTED ALL OF THIS TO HAPPEN. I'VE WATCHED THE PLAN UNFOLD BUT EVEN I CAN'T SEEM TO TRACK THIS MASTERMIND.
Alright if we're going to try and stop this person should we get allies?
NO THEN WELL BE TRACKED. RIGHT NOW THE TWO OF US SHOULD WORK TOGETHER AND LEARN HOW TO SYNC UP WITH EACH OTHER AS A DUO. IM JUST A HALLUCINATION BROUGHT ON BY YOUR INTERACTIONS WITH THE MAGIC THAT CAUSED ALL THIS.
so wait did you do this?
NO! DID YOU?!
no! It's just weird you talk about me interacting with some type of magic I've never even seen before... You seem to know everything that's going on, yet you seem to want to save everything along with me...you haven't even told me a thing about yourself how can I trust you? Maybe at least start with who you are... I think that sounds fair. Don't you?
FINE. I WAS THE FIRST, I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING.