Chapter 3. Ok, due a something brought to my attention by a review, GAH IM A DITZ. Ok, Ellie didnt run to the tree's, she staggered and limped with much ouch-ness and crying... Sorry for only two chapter's I had a minor emergancy and had to slop it together and leave. Back now! Get ready more. Disclaimer: Dont own transformers. If I could have any of the transformer's for a pet... I would definatly want the twins. Yes, I know that's two, but you honestly think they would let someone seperate them? No. So yeah, I want the twins.Yep. SHOUT OUT- TO CASEY THE ANONYMOUS REVIEWER! Because I like popcorn. Yep. Advocation for people with learning disabilities: Just because I can't spell and my grammer suck's donkey snot, does not mean I am in any way, shape or form stupid. For someone with a learning disability, that realization is sometimes very difficult to come to. Now, to let you guys in on a little secret. I'm using wordpad. There is no spell check. I've been googling words I dont know the spelling of. Proof reading every chapter carefully. The key, is knowing something doesnt look right. I can look at a word and tell it probably isnt spelled right, because when I sound it out, it doesnt sound right. Not being afraid to ask for help is important. Anyhow, enough crap. To make this chapter easier to understand, think back to the 2007 Movie. Remember at the very start, when the transformer's first hit earth. BEFORE they took on their car forms... The shiney silver protoform. For head's, remember how the decepticon's had teeth? Yep. NAKED TRANSFORMER'S. I rock.

Chapter 3, Of teenager's and robots, Sparkplug gets an anatomy lesson!

Ratchet, Bumblebee, Colbalt and Sparkplug were in medbay. Bumblebee lay stretched out on the operating table, his arm's folded behind his head in a very human sat in the stasis bed oppisite him and Sparkplug, now a slender teenager with long blonde hair down to her waist, tied back in a pony tail and wearing grease stained coveralls and no shoes, was sitting on Ratchet's shoulder.

Ratchet "Ready?"

Bee "Open er up doc!"

Cobalt snickered as Ratchet poked his side with a strange looking tool and he seemed to fold into himself, the bright yellow car part's vanishing to reveal a remarkably slender, very shiney looking being. A small mouth full of sharp pointy teeth twisted in what could only be described as a somewhat macabre grin and deep blue shimmered, revealing instead of optic's, two glowing blue almond shaped orbs that actually resembled eyes.

Bumblebee, grinning. "EEP I'M NAKED!

Cobalt, sounding seductive "I like you when your naked."

Ratchet, clearing his throat loudly. "There is a child in the room boys."

Cobalt looked sheepish.

Sparkplug climbed off Ratchet's shoulder onto the table, staring in awe at Bee. "Dude, you look like something out of a horror movie."

Bee, faking hurt "Gee thanks Sparks. Raaaaaar! " He bared his jagged teeth at her, sticking out an almost reptilian looking black tongue.

Sparkplug punched him.

Bee yelped "Hey! That hurt!"

Ratchet, heaving a sigh. He moved his finger's to Bee's chest. "Here, we have the main energon lines, leading to the spark casing, which is here.In the case of Optimus, there are two, one being the matrix..." Sparkplug suddenly got very quiet. Climbing onto Bee's chest, she lay her head against the spot Ratchet was pointing to. "Hey...You have a heart beat..."

Ratchet "Spark pulse, but yes."

Bee looked down at the little girl that had grown up so fast and felt a swelling of fatherly pride and said jokingly "Yes, the big scary monster has a heart."

Sparkplug "So, do you guys have genitals?"

Ratchet made a choking sound. Bumblebee fell off the medbay table and Cobalt bust up laughing.

Ratchet, sounding slightly uncomfertable. "That would be a lesson for another day I think... "

Sparks, grinning wickedly "I guess I could always ask the twins."

The look of horror on Ratchet, Bee and Cobalt's faces made her giggle. A broadcast communication saved them.

"Optimus to Ratchet"

Ratchet, almost looking eager "Ratchet here"

Optimus "I'm coming in with Ellie, she has injuries."

Concern flickered across Ratchet's face "What's the status on Hot Rod?"

Optimus, sounding almost sad "He was not at the scene. Ellie says Barricade has him. We'll get an extraction team on it when I get back. Optimus out"

Ratchet sighed. "Ok, we will have to take a rain check on today's anatomy lesson. Ellie has been wounded."

With a grin, Bee "unfolded", the yellow car part's sliding back into place until he looked like the Bee Sam and Spark's had always known and got up, scooping Sparks into his his hand.

Spark's "Hey can I get a ride to the mall?"

Bee, walking out of medbay, Spark's sitting crosslegged in his hand. Cobalt followed, grinning. "Did you finish your homework?"

Sparks "Yep."

Bee " Ok, I suppose the big scary monster can give his daughter a ride to the mall."

Spark's, sounding hopeful "Can I drive?"

Bee "No."