It's SBURB Time

by WillWork4Bacon

The twelve trolls complete their game and end up on the meteor because an unseen force rips through their session. This time however, the Earth they created will turn into the Land of Ooo. Finn, Jake, Marceline, and Princess Bubblegum will go through a SBURB session, and a new adventure takes place.

3. Chapter 3

Ok guys, this whole chapter is pretty much one big memo. Also their titles are mentioned in here for those of you wondering and Finn's land. Enjoy.

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== Memo time!

CJK opened up the memo on board What the glob is going on?

GJK: ok is everyone here
CURRENT practicalBilogist RIGHT NOW responded to the memo
CPB: Present.
CURRENT radicalDude RIGHT NOW responded to the memo
CRD: Yep
Current mischievousChaos RIGHT NOW responded to the memo
CMC: yeah.
CMC: what's going on?
CPB: It seems as if Finn has teleported to another world.
CPB: Also the game has brought about many meteors and is causing the end of the world.
CMC: oh my glob.
CMC: finn where are you?
CRD: I dunno
CRD: But it looks cool
CRD: There's a whole bunch of rivers and castles everywhere
CPB: Well it's good that you're ok Finn, but the meteors still pose a problem to us.
CRD: Oh right
CRD: So should I be marceline's server player now and we do a circle deal with that and stop this
CPB: Maybe, but we still don't know what's going on just yet Finn.
CMC: how else are we supposed to find out?
CPB: I don't know, alright.
CPB: But maybe we shouldn't just jump right into things here.
CPB: The world's at stake here.
CRD: True
CJK: well what else is different in the planet youre on finn
CRD: Other than the looks nothing
CRD: But that ord thing from the cruxtruder has been following me around for awhile and I don't know what it wants
CMC: this game needs better instructions.
CPB: Agreed.
CJK: yeah but who would play it if on the back it said
CJK: bring about the end of times as you travel to a new planet and whatever else it wants us to do
CPB: Yes, but an instruction manual would at least be nice at this time.
CURRENT gallowsCalibrator RIGHT NOW responded to the memo
CGC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H
CGC: LOOKS L1K3 YOU N33D SOM3 H3LP
CRD: Who's this
CJK: and whats with your typing
CGC: DON'T M4K3 FUN OF MY L33TSP34K :[
CPB: Well as you can tell this is a private memo and we're quite busy at the moment.
CMC: hey wait, i know this person.
CPB: You do?
CPB: How?
CMC: she was the one that convinced me to play with you guys.
CMC: looks like you weren't kidding when you said their lives would depend on it.
CGC: OF COURS3 1 W4SNT
CPB: How do you know about this game?
CGC: B3C4US3 1 PL4Y3D 1T 4LR34DY W1TH MY FR13NDS
CPB: So you can help us?
CGC: M4YB3 ;]
CRD: Wait if you played this already how did the planet not get destroyed already
CGC: 1M FROM 4 D1FF3R3NT PL4N3T TH4N YOU GUYS
CJK: wait so youre like an alien
CGC: Y3S L1K3 4N 4L13N
CPB: Well if you played this then tell us.
CPB: How do we stop the meteors?
CGC: YOU DONT
CPB: What?!
CRD: Are you serious
CGC: COMPL3TL3Y
CGC: 1 TH1NK OUR T34MS L34D3R W1LL B3 4ROUND SHORTLY TO 3XPL41N 3V3RYTH1NG
CRD: Who
FUTURE carcinoGeneticist 240 HOURS FROM NOW responded to the memo
FCG: ALRIGHT I'M HERE.
CGC: K4RKL3S ;]
CMC: what the?
CJK: whats going on
CJK: how can you be responding to this in the future
FCG: BECAUSE I JUST FUCKING CAN ALRIGHT?
FCG: TIME DOESN'T MATTER AS MUCH IN THE MEDIUM AS IT DOES ON YOUR PLANET.
CRD: What's the medium
FCG: IT'S WHERE YOU ARE NOW NOOKSTAIN.
FCG: ONCE YOU BREAK WHATEVER YOU GET FROM PUTTING YOUR TOTEM ON THE ALCHEMITER YOU ENTER THE MEDIUM AND REALY ENTER THE GAME.
CPB: Why are you typing in all caps?
FCG: BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN ALRIGHT.
CMC: do all trolls type weird?
CRD: These are trolls
CMC: yeah but the teal text one said not like trolls we think of.
CPB: So they're an alien race called trolls?
FCG: YES, WE ARE ALIENS, WE ARE CALLED TROLLS, AND YOU SEEM TO HAVE TROLLS OF YOUR OWN THAT GIVE YOU SOME MISCONCEPTION TO US.
FCG: BUT WE PALYED THIS GAME, WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AND WE CAN TYPE HOWEVER IN THE FUCK WE FEEL LIKE.
FCG: NOW LIKE I WAS SAYING, THE MEDIUM IS THE REALM OF THE GAME YOU'RE IN AND WE'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE OF.
CJK: youre in our game as well
FCG: NO, WE'RE OUTSIDE THE BOUNDRIES.
FCG: THERE'S A RING OF METEORS THAT MAKES THE BORDERS FOR YOUR SESSION AND WE'RE RIGHT OUTSDIE THAT IN THE VEIL ON A METEOR OF OUR OWN.
CPB: You say there are meteors there.
CPB: Would these happen to be the same meteors currently destroying our planet?
FCG: WELL YOU SEEMS TO BE THE SMART ONE, YES.
FCG: HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS.
FCG: THERE'S TWO FORCES LOCKED IN AN ETERNAL STALEMATE ON A BATTLEFIELD PLANET IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL YOUR PLANETS.
FGC: THESE ARE PROSPIT AND DERSE, WHERE YOU DREAM ON.
CRD: What
FCG: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
FCG: YOU EITEHR DREAM ON THE YELLOW PLANET WITH GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE OR YOU DREAM ON THE PURPLE PLANET WITH GOTHIC ARCHETECTURE.
CRD: You mean you guys see them too?
CPB: Yes, I dream on the purple one.
CPB: I thought I saw you there too Marceline.
CMC: yeah i'm on that too.
CMC: guess you two are on the yellow one?
CJK: yep
FCG: GOOD NOW THAT WE'RE AL CAUGHT UP WITH THAT, THOSE ARE PROSPIT AND DERSE.
FCG: PROSPIT IS THE YELLOW ONE AND THAT'S BASICALLY LIKE THE WHITE SIDE.
FCG: DERSE IS THE BLACK SIDE AND THEY'RE LOCKED IN ETERNAL STALEMATE.
CPB: Like a game of chess?
FCG: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL IT ON YOUR PLANET, YES.
FCG: BUT YOU ENTERING THE GAME TIPS THE FAVOR TO DERSE.
FCG: THE BLACK KING WILL CALL DOWN METEORS TO DESTROY THE BATTLEFIELD, BUT IT HAS DEFENSES. THE WHOLE THING KNOWN AS SKAIA HAS DEFENSE PORTALS TO PROTECT THE BATTLEFIELD.
FCG: I BET YOU CAN GUESS WHERE THEY'RE GOING.
CPB: Our home.
FCG: BINGO.
FCG: BUT THE PORTALS WON'T LAST FOREVER.
FCG: THEY ACTUALLY HAVE YET TO BE CALLED DOWN, THE JUST TELEPORTED TOU YOUR TIME NOW FROM ABOUT TWO MONTHS FROM NOW.
FCG: SO YOU ALL HAVE TO ENTER THE MEDIUM, PROTOTYPE YOUR SPRITE, LEVEL UP, THEN TAKE ON THE BLACK KING AND SAVE SKAIA.
CRD: Prototype what
FCG: WOW, YOU'RE IN THE GAME FIRST AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PROTOTYPING IS?
FCG: YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN FOR A PRETTY FUCKING ROUGH TIME IF YOU'RE THAT STUPID.
CRD: Just calm down and tell me what it is
FCG: DO YOU SEE THAT FLYING ORB THAT'S FOLLOWING YOU AROUND?
CRD: The cyan orb thing
CRD: Yeah why
FCG: THAT'S WHAT YOU PROTOTYPE.
FCG: YOU PUT SOMETHING IN AND IT IT'LL FIGHT ALONGSIDE YOU AND TELL YOU SHIT ABOUT THE GAME.
FCG: BUT APPARENTLY PYROPE HAS ME DOING THAT RIGHT NOW.
CGC: H3H3H3H3H3H
CGC: YOU KNOW YOU LOV3 M3 K4RKL3S
FCG: SUCK MY BONE BULGE.
CGC: OK ;]
CRD: What
CPB: I have an idea of what that means, but i'm not going to repeat it.
FCG: GOOD.
CRD: Alright, so what should I prototype Jake
CRD: The enchanted fire gauntlet
CRD: Or magical rings that do cool spells
FCG: LET ME RESPOND TO THAT WITH A QUESTION.
FCG: HOW DEADLY ARE THOSE THINGS?
CRD: Pretty deadly, why?
FCG: THEN YOU BETTER NOT PUT EITHER IN.
CRD: Why not
CRD: You said my sprite would fight with me
FCG: IT WILL.
FCG. BUT IT'S A COUBLE EDGED SWORD. ANYTHING YOU PUT IN YOUR ENEMIES CAN USE TO.
FCG: THEY'LL PROBABLY ONLY HAVE ONE OR TWO OF YOUR PROTOTYPINGS SO NOT ALL OF THEM WOULD BE TOUGH, BUT A LOT WOULD.
FCG: AND THE DERSITE ROYALTY HAVE RINGS THAT LET THEM USE ALL YOUR PROTOTYPINGS AT ONCE IN THE FINAL BATTLE.
FCG: SO IF YOU THREW IN THE GAUNTLET, AND YOU PAL JAKE THREW IN A MISSILE OR SOMETHING, THE BLACK KING COULD USE THEM BOTH AGAISNT YOU PLUS WHATEVER THE OTHER TWO PROTOTYPE.
CRD: Oh
CRD: Alright, so something cool but not too deadly
CJK: how about bmo
CRD: Is BMO deadly at all
FCG: EVEN IF THIS "BMO" CAN'T DO SHIT HE'LL GET THE ABILITY TO USE SPRITE MAGIC AND FIGHT ANYWAY.
CRD: Alright i'm putting in BMO
CPB: I think I should gather everybody in the castle.
FCG: THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
CPB: Why?
FCG: BECAUSE THEN THEY'LL ALL BECOME PLAYERS AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH EVERYONE.
FCG: TOO CHAOTIC, WE HARDLY GOT BY WITH 12 PEOPLE.
FCG: YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH THE SIZE YOU HAVE NOW.
CPB: Oh dear.
CPB: My whole kingdom has to die?
FCG: I'M AFRAID SO PRINCESS.
CJK: but if our world dies what's the point of trying
CJK: theres nothing left
FCG: THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
FUTURE terminallyCapricious 42 HOURS FROM NOW responded to the memo
FTC: Oh HeY bRo
FTC: YoU aLl Up AnD mEeTiNG tHe NeW pLaYeRs
FCG: GAMZEE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
CGC: H1 G4MZ33
FTC: HeY sIs
FTC: YoU aLl ShOwInG tHeSe MoThErFuCkErS tHe WiCkEd MiRaClEs
FCG: GAMZEE I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO THEM THE GAME.
FCG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT MIRACLES YOU COULD BE TALKING ABOUT.
FTC: MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk I sEe MiRaClEs :o)
FTC: LiFe Is JuSt OnE bIg MiRaClE
CJK: heheh
CJK: I like this one hes funny
FTC: WeLl ThAnKs Bro
FCG: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
FCG: GAMZEE I'M REALY BUSY WITH THIS RIGHT NOW AND I NEED YOU TO LEAVE.
FTC: No PrObLeM bEsT fRiEnD
FTC ceased responding to the memo
CMC: did that really just happen?
FCG: YES, THAT WAS MY HIGH CLOWN BEST FRIEND.
FCG: BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW.
CJK: yeah what was that about with its our problem the world ended
FCG: I MEAN THAT IS LITERALLY YOUR PROBLEM.
FCG: YOU SPECIFICALLY
CJK: me
CGC: OH 1S H3 THE SP4C3 PL4Y3R?
FCG: YEP.
CJK: the what
FCG: EVERYONE HAS AS TITLE IN THE GAME AND CERTAIN POWERS BASED ON THAT.
FCG: YOU'RE THE HERO OF SPACE, BUT AS SUCH YOU HAVE TO BREED FROGS TO MAKE THE GENESIS FROG AND CREATE A NEW UNIVERSE.
CJK: breeding frogs
CJK: are you serious
FCG: COMPLETLEY SERIOUS.
FCG: YOU ARE TASKED WITH THE CREATINO OF A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE IN WHICH YOU WILL ENTER IF YOU CAN COMPLETE YOUR GAME.
CMC: hahahahahaha.
CMC: good luck with that jake.
FCG: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
FCG: YOU'RE THE KNIGHT, YOU HAVE TO HELP.
CMC: aww, what?
FCG: YOU HEARD ME.
FCG: THE KNIGHT HAS TO HELP WITH THE FROG BREEDING.
CMC: man that sucks.
CPB: You say she's a knight, and Jake is a Space player, correct?
FCG: YEAH, WHY?
CPB: Well it sounds like those are two different parts.
CPB: Like a prefix and a suffix, so i'm assuming titles consist of two parts.
FCG: YEP, YOU GOT IT AGAIN.
FCG: YOU GUYS ARE THE MAGE OF SPACE, AND KNIGHT OF VOID.
FCG: TITLES ARE MADE UP OF YOUR CLASS AND ASPECT.

FCG: AS A KNIGHT MYSELF I CAN TELL YOU IT MEANS YOU DEFEND YOUR ASPECT OR WEAPONIZE IT.
CMC: so what's your aspect?
FCG: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
CGC: 1TS BLOOD
CGC: ;]
CMC: what kind of aspect is blood?
CMC: sounds like something i should be if I'm a vampire.
FCG: THE HELL IS A VAMPIRE?
CMC: we're creatures that drink blood and die in the sun.
FCG: LIKE A RAINBOW DRINKER BASICALLY?
CMC: if that's what you call them, sure.
CJK: why are they called rainbow drinkers
CJK: does your alien blood like change colors all the time
CRD: That'd be so rad
FCG: NO FUCKASS, IT DOESN'T.
CGC: W2 DO H4V3 D1FF3R3NT BLOOD COLORS BUT 1T V4R1ES P3R TROLL 4ND TH3Y K33P TH4T COLOR TH31R WHOL3 L1V3S
CGC: M1N3S T34L
CPB: So is his gray then?
FCG: FUCK YOU, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
FCG: ANYWAY I CAN'T TELL YOU MUCH ELSE ABOUT TITLES, KANAYA KNOWS MOST ABOUT THEM. SHE MIGHT PESTER YOU GUYS LATER.
CRD: Can you tell me and Bubblegum our titles too Karkles
- CCG banged his head on the keyboard -
CRD: :|
CGC: H3H3H3H3H3H
FCG: OK FIRST OFF, ONLY TEREZI FUCKING CALLS ME THAT. MY NAME IS KARKAT YOU ASSWIPE.
FCG: SECOND YES. YOU'RE THE HEIR OF HOPE AND SHE'S THE SEER OF TIME.
CRD: Sweet what do we do
FCG: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
FCG: SHE'S ONE OF THE CRITICAL PLAYERS ALONG WITH THE SPACE PLAYER.
CPB: Why's that?
FCG: BECAUSE THE TIME PLAYER'S WORLD HOUSES THE SCRATH DEVICE.
FCG: WHICH IS SOMETHING YOU WANT TO AVOID USING.
FCG: IT'S BASICALLY A RESET BUTTON FOR THE GAME IN CASE YOU MESS UP AND END UP IN A DOOMED SESSION.
FCG: BASICALLY IT'S YOUR DISC AS YOU RUN THE GAME AND IF YOU NEED TO RSET YOU SCRATCH IT.
FCG: BUT THAT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY AND WILL WIPE YOU FROM EXISTENCE.
FCG: YOU'LL BE REMADE AS DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN A NEW UNIVERSE WITH NO MEMORY OF WHAT HAPPENED.
FCG: BUT YOU SHOULD AVOID SCRATCHING AT ALL COSTS.
CPB: That sounds rather dark.
FCG: IT IS.
FCG: SO DON'T DO ANYTHING TO MESS IT UP LIKE DYING OR PROTOTYPING SOMETHING TOO POWERFUL.
CRD: Ok so what about this planet we all end up on
FCG: NO ONLY YOU END UP ON THAT ONE.
FCG: YOU'LL EACH END UP ON YOUR OWN PLANET, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE OF LORAC.
CRD: Lorac whats that
FCG: THE PLANET YOU'RE ON DUMBASS.
FCG: LAND OF RIVERS AND CASTLES.
FCG: EVERYONE GETS THEIR OWN LAND.
FCG: OK, I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT FOR NOW.
FCG: I'V ALREADY ASSIGNED YOU GUIDES IN MY TIME AND THEY'LL HELP YOU OUT IF YOU NEED IT.
FCG: IT'S BASICALLY FOUR TROLLS I THOUGHT YOU'D GET ALONG WITH.
FCG: AND PBYOU'RE LEADER SICNE YOU'RE THE SMART ONE.
CPB: I don't think i'm a good choice to lead everyone through this.
CPB: I think Finn should be leader.
CMC: agreed.
CJK: im down with that
CRD: Alright guess im leader
FCG: WHATEVER, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FUCK IT UP.
FCG: NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I NEED TO HAVE A TALK WITH MY CLOWN BEST FRIEND.
CCG ceased responding to the memo
CGC: H3H3H3H
CGC: GOOD OLD K4RKL3S
CRD: He seemed kinda angry
CJK: yeah and yelly
CGC: H3 1S YOU JUST G3T US3D TO 1T
CRD: So what do I do now
CGC: G3T 3V3RYON3 1N
CGC: PROTOTYP3 YOUR SPR1T3
CGC: 4ND YOU M1GHT W4NN4 BU1LD UP YOUR H1V3S D3F3NS3S FOR WH3N MONST3RS 4TT4CK
CRD: My what
CGC: YOUR H1V3 DUMPASS
CGC: OR WH4T3V3R YOU C4LL TH3 STRUCTUR3 YOU L1V3 1N
CRD: It's my house and ok got it
CRD: Oh and does it mean anything that my card with my sword has holes in it now
CPB: Your what?
CRD: This game gave me like this card deck or something and you hold items on them
CRD: And there's one called the strife deck which is what you put weapons on
CRD: But the card with my sword on it has all these weird rectangle holes in it
CGC: YOU C4N ST1LL US3 1T

CGC: YOUR S3RV3R PL4Y3R SHOULD B3 4BL3 TO D3PLOY 4 N3W M4CH1N3 WH1CH L3TS YOU PUNCH C4RDS
CGC: YOU C4N US3 YOUR 4LCH3M1T3R TO COMB1N3 TH3S3 4ND M4K3 SOM3 R4D N32 1T3MS
CRD: Sweet
CRD: I'm gonna go mess around with that for a little
CGC: OK JUST M4K3 SUR3 3V3RYON3 G3TS 1N S4F3
CGC: L4T3R
CGC ceased responding to the memo
CPB: What an odd bunch of individuals.
CMC: at least they were willing to help.
CRD: Alright i'm gonna go mess with the alchemiter and then I'm gonna be your server player marcy
CMC: alright.
CMC: the thing's almost done so whenever you're ready.
CMC ceased responding to the memo
CPB: I'm going to clear everyone out for the parade today except Peppermint Butler.
CPB: I suppose I could program him.
CPB ceased responding to the memo
CJK: so when am i entering
CRD: I think last since you were server player first
CRD: Basically i'll be marceline's she'll be bubblegum's and PB will be yours
CJK: you sure that's a good idea having marceline server player for bubblegum
CJK: they really dont seem to get along
CRD: Yeah well i'm leader and we need the to get along to win this game
CRD: We've got a lot riding on this
CJK: yeah i know
CRD: Alright man
CRD: I got stuff I need to do now
CRD: Talk to you later
CJK: yeah later
CRD ceased responding to the memo
CJK ceased responding to the memo

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Hope you liked it. I apologize but this document thing on this site doesn't like the less than or greater than signs so I can't properly do Terezi's emotes or the arrows at the beginning of each scene thing. Hope you liked it, stay tuned for more.