New Chapter. Yeah. Hm… Special thanks to all my buddies, my sister, and the Internet. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I do own Kagami.
Kagami: Nu-uh, I'm my own person!!
Me: RiGhT…….
So Deidara pretty much lay around in his room, drawing, and being, well Deidara.
"Little childish idiot… Yeah..." Deidara muttered.
"Is Deidara-san talking about Tobi?" Tobi shouted barging in like and idiot.
"Gah! Tobi you retard! Yeah!" Deidara screamed, "No, for once I'm not insulting you Tobi, yeah!"
"Then who?" Tobi asked curiously.
"Kagami." He said rolling his eyes. Tobi tried to process this.
"Who's Kagami?"
"You mean you didn't know this entire time? Yeah?"
"Tobi is clueless."
"Okay… Tobi, you really are an idiot, aren't you? Yeah." Deidara huffed. Tobi left.
Three Hours Later!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!
"Welcome to………….. Creative with cooking!" Kisame said, in an announcer type voice, wearing a black suit, and big black sunglasses. "Staaaaaaaring…. Konan!" Konan, who I'm pretty sure we all guess is a girl, was behind Kisame, wearing the white professional chef suit, and the tall white hat, with the lotus hair piece on it. Kagami and Tobi clapped and screamed, while everyone else, except Kisame and Konan, just sweat dropped.
"Hi.. Today, I'm going to cook split pea soup… made from rocks." She said. "First you umm… Take some water, put it in a bowl.. Then drop in the rocks. And you're done."
"That was Creative with Cooking!" Kisame said in his announcer voice. "Now eat or else your dead." Kisame said, in a deep murderous voice.
"No way in hell am I eating that." Itachi said in disgust.
"Did you even clean the rocks, yeah?" Deidara questioned.
"Eh heh… erm… well…." Konan muttered.
"You mean you didn't clean them?" Hidan yelled. "That should be a felony against the Jashin bible! I'm going to read the bible for several days at a time, and not come out of my room!"
"That's a little extreme, don't chya think?" Kagami asked slyly. She said so too late though, because Hidan had already stomped off to his room, locked the door, and shut the blinds.
"Tobi likes rocks!" Tobi screeched gleefully.
"Tobi, you're about as smart as a rock." Itachi said. Tobi just cocked his head dumbly. Deidara raised his fist to whack him, and almost succeeded but Pein walked in at that moment.
"Deidara, just what do you think you're doing?" Pein inquired darkly. "Tobi isn't your partner; I don't think you are justified to chastise him. Kagami snickered behind his back and Tobi ran off. "However!" He said in a higher tone, "You have every right to chastise Kibatsume-san here, and mistreat her as much as you want." Deidara grinned at this thought, and Kagami attempted to look unafraid. "Now if you will excuse me, I must clean up the mess my partner has made in the kitchen." Konan smiled weakly, and started chucking the rocks out the open window.
"This is so stupid." Kagami muttered, rolling her eyes. Deidara was lecturing her on what a true Akatsuki member was.
"A true Akatsuki ninja is serious. They have their own morals, and they know what they want to do to follow them." He was standing in front of her, telling her a long lecture. "They carry out the missions against other villages as Leader-sama instructs." Kagami raised her hand, as if she were a student in a classroom. "What?" He sighed.
"Why are we abiding by rules that some freak with a bunch of piercings tell us?" Kagami asked in that order. Before Deidara could answer she stopped him. "Didn't we join this little organization to get away from the rules of our village?" Deidara paused, pushing his hand through his hair. "You couldn't stand it could you?" Deidara closed his eyes and nodded. "I know I couldn't. I didn't join because I was evil. I joined to get rid of these stupid rules."
"I… I guess you're right." Deidara reluctantly muttered.
"I'm not really the manic brainless girl I seem like in front of everyone." She looked at him enigmatically. "You just seem to be the unlucky bastard who always is partnered with the one who wears a mask." Deidara looked at the pale haired female in front of him. A blue bead hung from her hair limply, as it forever had. Wind seemed to flow between them. "I've never been able to tell anyone that." She whispered sincerely. Kagami stood up from where she sat on the ground and moved closer to him. "You're some mystery Deidara-senpai." She spoke into his ear. Deidara was shocked. On his normally stern face was an air of surprise. As she said this, he thought. "She doesn't realize that she's the bigger ambiguity." He felt an odd feeling in his stomach. He doesn't remember feeling it before.
He gently removed her hand from his shoulder, and noticed how close they were. Hastily he separated, and went inside. He realized how tired he was, and turned the light off in his room and went to sleep.
There you have it. Sorry this one wasn't as funny towards the end, but my funny writing style seems to be switching to the style I've used in other fics. Eh, oh well, I think that it works for this one. Any ways, I hope you enjoyed this installment of Art is a Bang!