Heyo Fam! I'm really proud of this chapter so I hope you like it!

Anakin and Ahsoka finished catching their breaths on the entrance steps.

"We need outside help." Ahsoka said.

Anakin sighed. "From who?"

Then he got it. They looked at each other and at the same time said, "Rextolboyer."

Well, Anakin said "Rex ol' boy" and Ahsoka said "Rexter". The words just got crammed together.

"Right!"

They both started running towards the clone barracks screaming, "Rex! Rex!"

••••••

Rex was cleaning his blasters when Anakin and Ahsoka came running into the barracks flailing their arms around, screaming his nicknames.

"Woah, woah, woah. Slow down." Rex said. "What's going on?" He set down his blasters, knowing what ever these two had to say would be much more interesting.

"Rexster, Rexo, Rex ol boy, Rex we need your help!" Ahsoka shouted.

Rex nodded. "What is it, Commander?" He asked.

Anakin explained everything from the roses, to the note, the scary house, the GhostBusters, and to the note going missing.

"Woah!" Rex excaimed.

"Can I scheme with you?"

Ahsoka nodded. "Yes! But we need a super secret meeting place to scheme."

Rex thought for a second. "I know a super secret meeting place! It's a restaurant downtown!"

"Perfect!" Anakin shouted.

Without another word, Rex stood up and started sprinting towards the restaurant. Anakin and Ahsoka followed him, too oblivious to figure out that taking a shuttle would be a lot faster than running eight miles.

••••••

Anakin, Ahsoka, and Rex sat at their table. They were all getting really giddy from being so secretive that they were giggling to themselves.

As a matter of fact, most of the people in tables next to them thought they were drunk!

"I can't believe we're doing this!" Ahsoka whispered.

Anakin nodded. "Tee hee!" His laugh was a little high pitched for him, but that's what happened when he got this pumped over something.

It was kind of hard for Rex to contribute to the conversation. Talking is pretty difficult when you're chugging a huge glass of beer.

Maybe that was why the people next to them thought they were drunk. A waitress came and took the beer out of Rex's hands since he wasn't supposed to bring his own drink into the restaurant.

He folded his arms over his chest as Anakin and Ahsoka laughed at him. "Mean waitress lady." He muttered.

A few minutes later the same waitress came to ask for their drink order.

"So, what can I get you to drink today?"

Rex glared at her. "My beer."

She shook her head. "Anything from OUR menu?"

Anakin smiled. "Yes!"

"Yes to what drink?" The waitress asked.

"Yes to a large chocolate milkshake."

The waitress wrote down his order as Ahsoka started jumping up and down in her seat. "I'll have the same thing as him!" She declared.

They all looked at Rex. "What do you want, Rexo?" Ahsoka asked.

Rex was still pouting. "My beer."

Anakin shook his head, clasping his hand on his friend's shoulder.

"It's over, Rex. You have to move on."

Rex frowned. "I'll have a large chocolate milkshake too, I guess."

The waitress smiled and left.

"We need a new plan on how to get our unknowing victu- I mean friends together." Ahsoka said.

Rex stared at her in disbelief. "No way! You're friends with Ventress?!"

Ahsoka shook her head. "Nope. But friend sounds a lot better than victim."

Anakin laughed. "Obi-Wan's gonna have a giiiiirrrrllllllffffrrriiiieeennnndddd!" He sang.

Ahsoka started hitting her fork against her water glass to make a background beat to Anakin's song and Rex hit the pepper shaker against the table. The whole restaurant went silent.

"Obi-Wan's gonna have a GIIIIIRRRRLLLLLLFFFFRRRIIIIEEENNnndddd!" Anakin sang.

Only one person in the entire restaurant didn't hate their loud song, but she was deaf and lucky.

Rex and Ahsoka started trying to beatbox.

"oBi-WaAaAaN's GoOoOnNaAa HaAaVe A GIIIIIRRRRLLLLLLFFFFRRRIIIIEEENNnnddd!"

The beer stealing waitress came with their milkshakes. "You can stop your little performance now." She said, setting the milkshakes in front of each person.

"No. I don't think I will." Ahsoka said.

"NOW please. Or I will be forced to call security on you." The waitress argued.

A few people in the restaurant with traumatized ears started clapping.

The trio stopped to drink their shakes as the waitress walked away. She was going to get a few really big tips that night for stopping the disastrous performance.

"First the beer, then she breaks up our fire song?!" Rex complained.

Anakin grunted. "I hate her."

Ahsoka nodded in agreement. "We should get her together with someone gross like Jabba the Hutt."

Anakin shook his head. "That's for another day, Snips."

Rex nodded. "Yeah. For now we need to focus on Ventress and General Kenobi."

Ahsoka frowned. "Well I thought it was a good idea." She said, looking down at her milkshake.

"It was an amazing idea, Kiddo." Rex reassured her.

"But for now, cheers to Obi-Tress!" Anakin said, raising his milkshake.

Anakin, Rex, and Ahsoka clanged their glasses together and drank from the pink straws.

"You see, Ahsoka? Human's aren't just a bunch of dinguses!" Anakin said.

Ahsoka raised an eyebrow. "How so?"

"A human just came up with Obi-Wan and Ventress's ship name!"

Ahsoka couldn't let Anakin know he had won the argument.

"Yeah, yeah." She shrugged.

Rex was pretending that his milkshake was beer, hoping that the placebo effect was as strong as he had heard.

"Oh no!" Ahsoka gasped, covering her mouth with her hand.

"I sense Obi-Wan and- and- holy shit is that Satine!?" Ahsoka yelled.

They looked out the window and saw Obi-Wan and Satine walking hand in hand into the restaurant.

The door opened and they walked inside.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Ahsoka yelled. That was a mistake.

Obi-Wan turned around after hearing the profanity, only to see two people hiding their faces behind menus and one strangely familiar looking man with brown hair who was wearing an obviously fake mustache.

"What?" Satine asked.

Obi-Wan turned back to her. "Sorry. I thought I heard someone I know." They were lead over to a table on the other side of the restaurant.

Rex and Ahsoka lowered the menus from their faces. "That was a close one." Rex sighed.

Anakin ripped off his fake mustache.

"Told ya that would come in handy some day, Snips!"

Ahsoka rolled her eyes.

"What is Satine Kryze doing here?" Rex asked.

Ahsoka groaned. "She's going to ruin our plan!"

Anakin shook his head. "Don't worry! They broke up years ago and they're always arguing anyway."

They all turned their heads to look at Obi-Wan's table.

Satine stood up, grabbed her glass off of the table, and threw the water in

Obi-Wan's face.

Anakin held back the urge to clap and blow their cover.

Satine started to stomp away, but Obi-Wan grabbed her hand. He said a few things that they couldn't hear, then Satine hugged him.

"Oh gross!" Rex said as Satine sat back down.

"They HUGGED..." Ahsoka said, also pretty disgusted.

"But he belongs with Ventress!" Anakin whined.

The trio was devastated as the waitress came to get their food orders.

"What would you like to eat?" She asked.

Anakin sighed. "I think I've lost my appetite."

Ahsoka nodded. "Yeah, me too."

Rex had his arms folded over his chest again. "I lost my appetite when I lost my beer."

The waitress was pretty fed up with them now.

"WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE THEN!?" She shouted. The restaurant went quiet again.

"GET OUT!" The waitress yelled.

They all got up and started to rush towards the door, but she stopped them. "You still have to pay for your milkshakes!"

Rex sighed. "Bill it to the Republic!" And with that they were out the door.

Everyone started clapping as they left.

You would think that Obi-Wan and Satine would notice their friends being kicked out of a restaurant, but they were too busy kissing to notice them.

Anakin, Ahsoka, and Rex sat against the wall outside the restaurant.

Ahsoka was quietly singing the song "Milkshake" by Kelis.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like-"

Anakin groaned while pulling out his hair, interrupting Ahsoka's song.

"Shut up, Anakin! I didn't get to finish my milkshake and I need to grieve!"

Rex sighed. "It was a sacrifice we all had to take, Commander."

Anakin continued to pull out his hair. "I didn't know Satine was visiting Corosaunt today!"

"Let's spy on them." Ahsoka suggested.

"Yeah!"

Anakin reached into his pocket and pulled out three fake mustaches. "Disguises."

The three weirdos crept on their tippy toes over to what they were pretty sure was the window next to Obi-Wan and Satine's table.

They couldn't really see their faces to well because their backs were facing the window, but the hair looked like them.

Anakin, Ahsoka, and Rex pressed their faces up to the glass, staring at Obi-Wan and Satine.

"AAAACCCCCHHHHHOOOOOOOEEEEEYYYYY!" Rex sneezed.

Obi-Wan and Satine heard the sneeze and turned around.

Satine screamed at the top of her lungs. Probably because it wasn't Satine at all. It was an old lady on a date with an old man.

The old lady started hitting the window with her purse while Anakin, Ahsoka, and Rex made their escape to Obi-Wan and Satine's real window.

This time they could see their faces perfectly fine. The problem was that they couldn't hear them.

"Ack." Anakin said.

"I can't hear anything they're saying, can you Ahsoka?" Rex asked.

Ahsoka shook her head.

Anakin knocked on the window. "HEY?! SIR, MA'AM, COULD YOU PLEASE SPEAK UP A BIT?!" He asked.

Obi-Wan and Satine stared at the strangers through the window. "NO!" Obi-Wan shouted. Thanks to Anakin's brilliant disguises, Satine and Obi-Wan didn't recognize them at all.

Rex sighed. "We might as well go home."

"Yeah, might as well." Anakin agreed.