Disclaimers: I admit. I am not the almighty owner of everything. I don't
own Harry Potter or any of his friends. I own nothing and am therefore
boring. Please forgive me.
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Padma: I pick truth.
Oliver: Why couldn't you pick dare?
Padma: 'Cause I don't trust you.
Oliver: Okay, that makes sense. Anyhoo, back to the question. Um. (Seamus whispers something in Oliver's ear.) (to Seamus) Okay. (to Padma) Would you ever have sex with Seamus?
Padma: Depends how drunk I am.
Oliver: How drunk would you have to be?
Padma: So drunk I nearly pass out.
Oliver: (whispers) Looks like he'll be getting lucky tonight.
Padma: Um. Okay. Goyle, truth or dare?
Goyle: Dare.
Padma: Go tell Snape you're in love with him.
Goyle: What!
Padma: (slowly) Go. Tell. S-n-a-p-e.
Goyle: I heard you the first time! Ugh! Gross. Fine. (walks across the room) I love you, Snape.
Snape: 5 points from Gryffindor!
Goyle: But I'm in Slytherin.
Padma: And I'm in Ravenclaw. (A/N: She is, isn't she? Well, she is in my story)
Snape: Don't make me make it 10!
All Gryffindors: B-but.
Jo (author): Don't question Snape's authority!
Dean: Who are you and what make you so special?
Jo (author): How dare you defy me! I am the almighty author of this fanfic and I can make you do whatever I want so hahahahaha! (Turns Dan into a pineapple)
Dean: (Sits, er, um, stands, um, is there doing whatever pinapples do)
Parvati: Oh no! How can I make out with a pineapple!
Colin: I can help!
Cho: Colin! Your supposed to like me.
Colin: Yeah, but you're in love with the two dead guys, Cedric and Sirius.
Cho: Where is Sirius anyway?
Jo: He'll be back as soon as I can be bothered to write about him again.
Cho: Okay.
Cedric: I'm ba-aaaaack! Did you miss me? I got bored of being dead.
Cho: Oh, Cedric! You're back! I love you. (jumps into his arms)
Cedric: I don't love you anymore. Besides, you love Sirius. (drops her on the ground)
Cho: Ow! Yeah, I do, but he's not here. Who do you love?
Cedric: I'll tell once someone truth or dares me and I choose truth.
Goyle: Truth or d-
Cedric: Dare. Haha!
Goyle: I wasn't asking you.
Cedric: Oh.
Cho: Tell me who you love or I'll beat you over the head with a banana.
All: Huh?
Cho: I didn't mean to say banana. The author made me.
Jo: Teeheehee!
Cho: I meant I'll drop a troll's bat on his head, after beating him to a pulp.
Cedric: Okay, okay. I like Madam Pomfrey.
Pomfrey: (suddenly appears) But I don't like you. (Disappears)
Millicent: But I love you!
Cedric: Good! I love you too.
Grub (from Artemis Fowl): But I thought you loved me.
Millicent: Get over yourself.
Grub: Fine. I'll tell Trouble.
Millicent: And if he doesn't do anything you'll tell Mommy, right?
Grub: Yeah! How did you know?
Rob: Shut up!!!!!!!!!
Harry: (stops kissing Alicia for a minute) Who was that.
Jo: Rob.
Harry: Oh. Of course.
Ron: Who's Rob?
Harry: How should I know?
Angelina: Who cares. It's not important. Back to the game. Who did you ask, Goyle?
Goyle: Marcus Flint.
Marcus: Dare.
Goyle: Go find Prof. Flitwick and spend 10 minutes in that room,
Jo: That's too long.
Goyle: Okay. 5.
Rob: Much better.
Marcus: (doesn't know what's going on with Flitwick) Sure. (Walks off)
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Marcus: (Walks in on Prof. Flitwick and Madam Pince) Oh my god! *Girly scream* What are you doing?
Flitwick: What does it look like?
Madam Pince: Want to join?
Marcus: No thanks. I'll just sit here.
Pince: Okay.
Marcus: (watches watch for five minutes) Good bye!
Flitwick: See ya!
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Marcus: That was disgusting. Anyways, Katie Bell, truth or dare?
Katie: Truth.
Marcus: who do you love?
Katie: You.
Marcus: Cool! I love you, too! (They snog for a long time)
Katie: Um.. I choose.
Sirius: Cho, my love! I am back!
Cho: Sirius! (rushes into his arms) Does this mean Madam Rosmerta turned you down?
Sirius: Actually, I decided me and Rosmerta have too much of an age gap.
Cho: Unlike us.
Sirius: Exactly, my love. Want to come to my house after the game?
Cho: I'm not sure I can leave Hogwarts.
Dumbledore: Sure you can.
Cho: But I have plans with Michael Corner tonight.
Sirus: Afterwards?
Cho: Sure. I'll dump him tonight.
Sirus: Good.
Ron: End of chapter!
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Oliver: Why couldn't you pick dare?
Padma: 'Cause I don't trust you.
Oliver: Okay, that makes sense. Anyhoo, back to the question. Um. (Seamus whispers something in Oliver's ear.) (to Seamus) Okay. (to Padma) Would you ever have sex with Seamus?
Padma: Depends how drunk I am.
Oliver: How drunk would you have to be?
Padma: So drunk I nearly pass out.
Oliver: (whispers) Looks like he'll be getting lucky tonight.
Padma: Um. Okay. Goyle, truth or dare?
Goyle: Dare.
Padma: Go tell Snape you're in love with him.
Goyle: What!
Padma: (slowly) Go. Tell. S-n-a-p-e.
Goyle: I heard you the first time! Ugh! Gross. Fine. (walks across the room) I love you, Snape.
Snape: 5 points from Gryffindor!
Goyle: But I'm in Slytherin.
Padma: And I'm in Ravenclaw. (A/N: She is, isn't she? Well, she is in my story)
Snape: Don't make me make it 10!
All Gryffindors: B-but.
Jo (author): Don't question Snape's authority!
Dean: Who are you and what make you so special?
Jo (author): How dare you defy me! I am the almighty author of this fanfic and I can make you do whatever I want so hahahahaha! (Turns Dan into a pineapple)
Dean: (Sits, er, um, stands, um, is there doing whatever pinapples do)
Parvati: Oh no! How can I make out with a pineapple!
Colin: I can help!
Cho: Colin! Your supposed to like me.
Colin: Yeah, but you're in love with the two dead guys, Cedric and Sirius.
Cho: Where is Sirius anyway?
Jo: He'll be back as soon as I can be bothered to write about him again.
Cho: Okay.
Cedric: I'm ba-aaaaack! Did you miss me? I got bored of being dead.
Cho: Oh, Cedric! You're back! I love you. (jumps into his arms)
Cedric: I don't love you anymore. Besides, you love Sirius. (drops her on the ground)
Cho: Ow! Yeah, I do, but he's not here. Who do you love?
Cedric: I'll tell once someone truth or dares me and I choose truth.
Goyle: Truth or d-
Cedric: Dare. Haha!
Goyle: I wasn't asking you.
Cedric: Oh.
Cho: Tell me who you love or I'll beat you over the head with a banana.
All: Huh?
Cho: I didn't mean to say banana. The author made me.
Jo: Teeheehee!
Cho: I meant I'll drop a troll's bat on his head, after beating him to a pulp.
Cedric: Okay, okay. I like Madam Pomfrey.
Pomfrey: (suddenly appears) But I don't like you. (Disappears)
Millicent: But I love you!
Cedric: Good! I love you too.
Grub (from Artemis Fowl): But I thought you loved me.
Millicent: Get over yourself.
Grub: Fine. I'll tell Trouble.
Millicent: And if he doesn't do anything you'll tell Mommy, right?
Grub: Yeah! How did you know?
Rob: Shut up!!!!!!!!!
Harry: (stops kissing Alicia for a minute) Who was that.
Jo: Rob.
Harry: Oh. Of course.
Ron: Who's Rob?
Harry: How should I know?
Angelina: Who cares. It's not important. Back to the game. Who did you ask, Goyle?
Goyle: Marcus Flint.
Marcus: Dare.
Goyle: Go find Prof. Flitwick and spend 10 minutes in that room,
Jo: That's too long.
Goyle: Okay. 5.
Rob: Much better.
Marcus: (doesn't know what's going on with Flitwick) Sure. (Walks off)
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Marcus: (Walks in on Prof. Flitwick and Madam Pince) Oh my god! *Girly scream* What are you doing?
Flitwick: What does it look like?
Madam Pince: Want to join?
Marcus: No thanks. I'll just sit here.
Pince: Okay.
Marcus: (watches watch for five minutes) Good bye!
Flitwick: See ya!
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Marcus: That was disgusting. Anyways, Katie Bell, truth or dare?
Katie: Truth.
Marcus: who do you love?
Katie: You.
Marcus: Cool! I love you, too! (They snog for a long time)
Katie: Um.. I choose.
Sirius: Cho, my love! I am back!
Cho: Sirius! (rushes into his arms) Does this mean Madam Rosmerta turned you down?
Sirius: Actually, I decided me and Rosmerta have too much of an age gap.
Cho: Unlike us.
Sirius: Exactly, my love. Want to come to my house after the game?
Cho: I'm not sure I can leave Hogwarts.
Dumbledore: Sure you can.
Cho: But I have plans with Michael Corner tonight.
Sirus: Afterwards?
Cho: Sure. I'll dump him tonight.
Sirus: Good.
Ron: End of chapter!
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Please review! I gotta get ready for Halloween now. I'm a werewolf. Bye! Speaking of werewolves, I need to add Lupin to the story. And speaking of Lupin, I'm getting annoyed with the paperclip guy on word.