After Lincoln got home, he layed in his room and relaxed, trying to shake of his deppresing state, but then he heard the doorbell. "Hel- What the hell are you doing here? Come to fuck my sisters again bitch?", Lincoln said. "*sniff* no, im here to introduce you to my dads new child, Lila, she is bassically everything I was before these events, and since you broke up with Ronnie Anne, my dads figured she could be your *sniff* new girlfriend. ", Clyde said, "Oh, well, Lila, why dont you come in and we can have a chat, y-know, get to know eachother. And Clyde, go finish whatever fucking packing you have to do.", he said. He then slammed the door and invited Lila up to his room.
"Ok, I will go first, my name is Lincoln Loud, I am 11 years old and a middle child in a family of 10 sisters, my hobbies are playing video games, reading Ace Savvy, and watching my favorite TV show, ARGHHH!", he said, "Ok, my turn, my name is Lila McBride, I am also 11 years old and an only child, and my hobbies are bassicaly the same as yours." she said. "Huh, Clyde was right, you really are perfect, your bassicaly what he used to be.", Lincoln said, hearing this made her blush, and she was feeling a little embarrased, then he noticed something he wasnt paying attention to. "Wait! You have white hair to?", he said, "Yeah, I was born with it.", she said. "I was born with mine too.", he said, they were both leaning in, but then.
"Hey Linco- whos that?", Lynn asked, "First off, none of your business, second off, this is Lila McBride, she is the McBrides new child after that asshole Clyde was sent to Florida for school and by the looks of things, hes not comimg back, oh and also, just because me and her are getting that kind of connection, don't go blabbing it and making kt a big deal. That is for me to do when the time is right.", he said. "Oh, well, dinner is ready so come down, maybe you could introduce her.", Lynn said. "You up for it Lila?", Lincoln asked, "Sure, i'd love to meet your family!", she said. "Ok, so I will go through my sisters in order of age. Lily is the baby, Lisa is the genius, Lolas the paegent queen, Lana is the tomboy, Lucy is the goth, Lynn is the sporty one, Luan is the comedian, so look out for her on april fools day, Luna is the punk rock one, Leni is the fasiony kind dumb one, and Lori is the classic teen."
"And she is?", Lori said, "Oh, sorry, this is Lila McBride, she is the McBrides new child.".
CLIFFHANGER! But seriously, I know this is fucked up.