Brownie:Hello again!
Monkey:Looks like someone happy.
Brownie:Totally! Why aren't you?
Monkey:*Dead pan look*
Brownie:Oh......Ne-kun didn't get you cookies.
Monkey:*nods* and your happy 'cause you found another hot picture of Naru-chan.
Brownie: Yes. Yes I did.
Monkey:Great accomplishment (said sarcastically)
Brownie:Would it make you feel any better if I said I got Naru-chan to buy you cookies?
Monkey:If Naru-chan is still who I think Naru-chan is then.....why would he buy me cookies just 'cause you asked?
Brownie:Okay.....what if I said Gaa-nii-chan bought you cookies?
Monkey:Is Gaa-nii-chan still who I think he is?
Brownie:Yes.
Monkey:Then yes. 'cause it's more believable.
Browine: *Sigh* on to the fanfic.
Monkey:She owns nothing in the fanfic. But Ne-kun owes me cookies!
Brownie:Was that the disclaimer?
Monkey:Yes.
Brownie:What has your cookies have to do with that?
Monkey:Nothing I was just letting Ne-kun know he owes me cookies.....and Gaa-nii-chan money.
Brownie:Can't you tell him that in person?
Monkey:Hn.
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Chapter 3: Plans in motion
Girls cabin
Early morning
Temari sighed and rolled over in her bed. Then she noticed something. 'Odd.....Where's Ino?', but just as she thought it, the blond walked through the door and crawled back into her bed. 'very odd...', she thought. 'Maybe I should go to today's morning classes'
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Morning classes
"I can't believe you actually wanted to come. It's so unlike you", Sakura said to Temari as they sat down at the back of the class.
"Lets just say I have a theory I wanna teat", she replied as the teacher walked in.
He was pale with long black hair and black eyes. He looked like a snake. (Brownie: Gee. I wonder who it is....not Monkey: *Shudder*)
"Oh f-," Sakura muttered.
"Hello class. My name is Orochimaru. The camp sponsors hired me to make sure none of you forget what you learned in school over the summer. Therefore , we will be reviewing the key points of the standard curriculum"
Temari raised her hand.
"Yes?"
"Grade 11 or 12?" Temari asked.
"11 of coarse. No one in here has done grade 12 yet"
"I have, "Temari said, not caring about the stares she was received, "I got moved ahead a grade"
Ino looked at her in disbelief.
"Yeah right. If you're so smart, then explain grade 12 calculus"
Temari then went into a very long explanation about grade 12 calculus. Sakura was the only one who looked like she had an idea of what Temari was saying.
"........."
"........."
"What?" Temari asked, slightly unnerved by the silence. Not that she showed it.
"Um....How do we know you didn't just make that up?" some random person asked sceptically.
"Because she didn't", Orochimaru said, still slightly stunned, "Ok. You go down to the administration building and tell them the situation. We'll see what they do for you"
Temari nodded and got up. She walked out the door without looking back.
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With Sakura
Sakura sat in her chair with her arms on her desk and her head on her arms. As if it wasn't bad enough having this asshole as a teacher during school, now she had to listen to him over the summer too!
The only thing keeping her from falling asleep was Ino. She was acting odd. Like, more than usual. Ino actually seemed eager to learn. She was raising her hand to answer a lot, even though she got all the answers wrong.
Thankfully the bell went. Sakura got up and was about to leave when -.
"Ino? Could you stay a moment please?", Orochimaru called.
"Sure"
Sakura left then went around to one of the windows and took out her camera. She remembered what happened the last time he asked a girl that.
Flashback(Sakura's pov)
"Tenten? Could you stay a moment please?" Orochimaru asked.
Tenten looked petrified. She turned to me, "Stand by the door with your camera and take pictures if he tries anything funny", she said this and walked back into the classroom, leaving the door ajar.
I watched as Orochimaru approached my best friend. I watched as she backed up into a wall. I watched as that snake bastard made his move. He reached down to plant his lips on hers. I took the photo. Then Tenten proceeded to beat the shit our of Orochimaru.
End flashback(Normal pov)
Sakura watched as Orochimaru moved closer to Ino. Ino didn't move. Orochimaru said something and Ino latched herself onto his neck. She proceeded to try and kiss the life out of him. Sakura shuddered. This was utterly disturbing. She took pictures of the scene and left. Maybe they could use them in the slide show.
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Temari's pov
I walked through the camp and sighed. I hadn't been able to figure out what Ino had been up to this morning. It irked me. Ino being secretive was never a good thing.
I sighed again when I reached the administration building. They probably won't believe me when I tell them that I'd already passed grade 12. nobody ever did. I wonder why.....not. I know I don't look the part of a nerd. Neither did Gaara. But he and his friends had all passed grade 12, and they're all younger than me.
I opened the door and walked in.
"Can I help you with something?" the lady behind the desk asked.
"Um, yeah. That Orochimaru guy sent me down here. He told me to talk to you about my classes"
"Name?"
"Temari"
"Yes. He sent me an email about you. hm. Well Tsunade's in a conference right now, so just take a seat over there and wait"
I took a seat on a chair and looked around. There wasn't much to see. The nameplate on the desk said 'Shizune'. There was a pig sitting in a dog bed in the corner. Other than that, there wasn't much.
'I hope I don't have to do one of those extensive IQ tests. They're so boring. And easy.'
The door opened. In walked a guy who looked familiar. His grey hair was sticking straight up and two thirds of his face was covered. All you could see was his right eye. He was the one who was walking by the window during that class. Hm....I wonder what he's doing here?
"Hey Shizune. You had something for me?"
"Yes. The ciriculum and textbooks you ordered are here. Hopefully your students will like them"
"They don't have to like them, they just have to read them"
Shizune chuckled, "Fair enough. The boxes are over there," She pointed over to a corner.
"Thanks. Who's the kid?"
"My name is Temari and I'm 17. thank you very much," I said in a monotone. This guy was odd, better be careful.
"Hm. I wonder....," he muttered.
"What?" I asked suspicious.
"No, it's nothing"
"Sigh. Say it. You won't offend me"
"Well, are you Gaara and Kankuro's sister?
I nearly fell off my chair when he said that. Of all the things he could have said...."Why the hell would you ask that?"
"Well, you seem like the girl Gaara described as his sister"
"How?", I asked with an eyebrow raised.
"I don't know. Your mannerism, I guess"
"Hm"
"You never answered my question"
"What question?"
"Are you their sister?"
"U-"
"Temari? Tsunade will see you now," Shizune called, and gestured to a door.
I heard someone behind me sigh. I assumed it was the grey haired man. I never did get his name. I opened the door and walked in sitting at the desk was a busty woman with blond hair.
"Sit down,"She gestured to a chair.
I sat.
"Now Orochimaru told me that you told him that you already passed grade 12?"
"That is correct"
"Anyway to proof that?"
"You can check my school file"
"It's restricted. All school files are"
"Could I use your computer for a sec?" I asked, and she nodded. I moved around to her side of the desk. I got onto the school district and typed the access code. I then located my file.
"But.....how?"
"I hacked onto the school board. It's not that hard"
"Oh," she said, then began reading my file. Her eyes widened when she saw my name, "Subaku...."
"Yeah so?"
She looked up, "Nothing. It's not important"
"Damn straight"
She actually laughed at that, and went back to reading. After a while she turned to me, "Well Temari, it does appear that you were moved a head a grade. So I'll put you into our advanced class. It handles collage and university level courses"
"Sounds fun"
"Not really. But since you've already done the work Orochimaru's teaching, there's no point in doing it again"
"I was being sarcastic"
"Ok"
"But I will take the course"
"Good here;s you new time table. Only your morning classes will have changed"
"Hey cool! Classes don't start 'till 10:00am!"
"Yes your teacher, Kakashi, well, he doesn't like getting up in the morning"
"Neither do I. Well, thanks Tsunade!" I said as I got up.
"Yep. It was no problem. Now go away. I have paperwork to do"
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Naruto's pov
Bonfire
"You're sure no one can see it?"
"Naruto, your hair doesn't look any different," Neji told me.
"Hn," 'when I get my hands on that Ino...' (Brownie: Not like that, you perverts! Now mind out of the gutter! Monkey: So far Brow your the only one with it in. Brownie:Grr)
"Hey Naruto, hey Neji," Hinata said as we sat down at the bonfire. Ino looked over at us, saw the chalk brush in my hand and smirked. She opened her mouth to say something, but I interrupted her.
"It'll take more then a chalk brush over a door to fool me"
"Then why do you have chalk dust in your hair?" asked the girl that seemed to have it out for me, as she patted the top of my head. A small cloud of chalk dust arose.
"That's not chalk," I said thinking fast.
"Then what is it?" she asked.
"Um...honey dust," I said, hoping no one else watched NCIS (Brownie: Damn good show. Monkey: that Brow is totally obsessed with, but does not own. Brownie: Your obsessed with it too! Monkey: Thanks to you!)
"Isn't that stuff girls use to make their skin smooth and soft? Hm. I guess I asked the wrong gut if he was gay," she replied, with an obvious smirk on her face. So she did know the show. Damn. People snickered.
"Fine so it is chalk dust. Yes, that Ino bitch fooled me. Happy?"
"Relatively. 'cept for one thing. Ino didn't plant that. I did"
"B-but, Ino's the one that's always saying she'll get revenge....." I trailed off. I was seriously confused.
"Please. Ino couldn't figure out how to steal water from a fish tank, let alone set up a trap this elaborate," more people laughed at this. We were attracting quite a crowd.
Now Ino spoke up, "Hey! I could have as set this up!"
"Right. And blockhead over there could have so dodge it"
I don't get it. The people here really seemed to like her, despite the fact that she was insulting the two most popular people in the camp.
Ino spoke again, "You're being downright bitchy, you know that? And I bet Naruto agrees with me!" she looked at me expectantly.
Yes....but no. Deep down, I knew I deserved it. But I sure as shit wasn't going to show it, "I'm leaving," I said, and got up and left.
But not before I saw that punk's triumphant smirk. Maybe there's more to her then meets the eye.
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With Temari
Temari didn't stay after her little disagreement with Ino. Ino left after Naruto, muttering something about revenge. Tenten, Sakura and Hinata stayed for the rest of the bonfire. Apparently the whole thing was about telling ghost stories. Yawn. Temari had better things to do. She couldn't actually think of any right now, but she was sure she could find a book to read. 'maybe I should be more social. People just piss me off so much though. Sigh'
Temari got back to the cabin and sat down with a book. It's hard to tolerate people when you always have to dumb things down for them, it's why she always acted like she didn't do well in school. If people knew she was smart, they'd think she thought she was better then everyone else. She didn't, not really. She just had talents that others didn'y. And yes, sometimes she used those talents to manipulate people, but that was usually only to teach other people a lesson. Or if she really hated them. Temari sighed again. Hopefully the students in her advanced class would be fun to talk to.
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Next day
Early morning
'BEEP-BEEP! BE-BEEP BEEP! BE-BEE-' Ino slammed her fist down on her alarm clock.
"God Ino. One of these days I;m gonna shoot that damn thing," Temari groaned as she removed her pillow from her ears.
"Oh fuck off," Ino muttered, but still loud enough for all of them to hear.
"Oh come on Ino. You aren't still mad about last night, are you? I'm sure Temari just said it to annoy Naruto. Right Temari?" Sakura tried to patch things up between the two. It wouldn't do for Ino to get suspicious before they could execute their plan.
Temari just 'hned' and seemingly fell asleep.
Ino huffed and walked into the bathroom.
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With Temari
Temari sighed as she got into the shower. She had been thinking alot. 'I was probably too hard on Naruto. I mean, he's Gaara's friend. Gaara must have befriended him for a reason. But Naruto himself said the others were mad at him. So, am I doing them a favour? AARG! For some one who is supposedly SMART, I sure am pretty stupid! I can't even figure out how to deal with my brothers obnoxious friend!'
Temari turned off the water and got out of the shower. She looked at the clock in the room. 9:15am. She still had 45 minutes 'till her morning class. Temari got dressed and headed over to the mess hall for coffee.
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Temari's pov
I put my hand on the doorknob to the classroom, and was about to enter when I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around.
"Please wait to go in. I wish to introduce you first,' he was saying. I figured he must be a nice guy 'till I saw his face. It was the guy from the day before. The one I met in the office. The one who knew I was Gaara's sister. He looked at me in surprise, "Oh. When Tsunade said I was getting a new student, I wasn't expecting you"
"Why not?"
"You don't appear to be the geeky type"
"I'm not. Doesn't mean I'm not smart"
"Ah. Good point"
"Hn"
"Oh, my name is Kakashi, by the way"
"Hn"
"Right. Well, just give me a sec to introduce you, then you can come right in"
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Kiba's pov
I sat down and prepared to wait for our sensei to get here. He usually was about a half hour late. Not today though.
Kakashi stepped into the classroom and stood by the door. We all just stared at him.
"What?" he asked, pretending to be confused.
"You're on time," Neji drawled, still a little surprised.
"Yes, well, we have a new student today. I would like you all to welcome Temari to our class"
At his words, Gaara's head snapped up from the doodle he was working on.
Kakashi smirked triumphantly and opened the door.
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(Brownie: Hokay. So this next part will be done like three times from 3 different point of views. Please bear with me. Monkey: Hey Brow, why'd you spell three and then put in the number? Brownie: I'll answer that later)
Temari's pov
I walked into the class and looked around. My jaw would have dropped if I let it, "This is the advanced class?"
"Yes," Kakashi told me.
"Ha! Yeah right"
"Look take a seat over by Gaara and we'll get started"
"Ugg. Fine," I took the seat next to my brother and looked over at him. He was doodling. As usual. But that wasn't what surprised me.
"Is that supposed to be Sakura?" I asked. The picture was of him and a girl with pink hair.
He slammed his book shut, "No"
I smirked, and began copying down the notes on the board.
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Gaara's pov
I looked up from my doodle. Sure enough my sister was standing in the doorway, arguing with Kakashi. I sighed and went back to my doodling. Temari sat down beside me. After a few minuted she asked, "Is that supposed to be Sakura?"
I snapped my book shut and replied, "No"
Damn. I forgot she was roommates with Sakura. I'll have to be very careful then.
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Naruto's pov
I heard Kakashi say that we had a new girl in the class. Maybe she'll be hot. That would be awesome. At least I know it won't be-. Oh shit. It was her. That bitch who kept insulting me. She was our nw classmate!? AAARRG! Wait at least I knew her name! Temari. Well, Temari, you'd best watch your back from now on, 'cause I'll be stabbing it.
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Ino's pov
How dare that bitch insult me! I will have revenge, "Sakura, go get me a soda!" I yelled. I knew I was bossing them around. I didn't care, "Where's Hinata?" I asked.
"She wasn't feeling well. She went back to the cabin," Tenten replied.
"Ugg!" I stomped off, waiting for them to follow.
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Hinata's pov
I watched as Ino stomped off. I followed as silently as I could. It was my turn to take pictures of Ino being bitchy. It wasn't that hard. All I had to do was follow her and take a picture every once in a while. The Karaoke night is in 2 nights. So we take the pictures today, make the slide show tomorrow, and take Ino down the day after.
I walked by a window and almost gasped. Neji and his friends were in an advanced class, I knew. However, I didn't know that Temari was in the same class. It's odd. She sertainly didn't act like a nerd....but she was Gaara's sister. Maybe being smart runs in their family. I sighed and went back to following Ino. Just two more days and then we're free of that bitch.
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Kiba's pov
I walked out of the classroom and sighed. I could understand why Naruto didn't like Temari. She was rude, sarcastic, and extremely bitchy, what I didn't get, however, was why she didn't like him. As far as I know they'd never met before. So why did she have it out for him? Maybe she just hates blonds. It would explain why she also hates Ino.
I turned a corner and bumped into a pink haired girl,"Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't watching where I was going," I said, trying to be polite.
"No it's okay. I wasn't watching where I was going either," she replied, "My names Sakura. You're Kiba, right?"
"Yeah"
"Cool. um...kay, I know this is gonna sound weird, but can I hang out with you for a while?
"Uh...why?"
"'cause my friend, Ino, is being a real bitch, and I really need to get away from her"
"Sure you can hang with us. I know what having a bitchy friend is like," I replied, thinking of Naruto.
"Thanks," Sakura looked really relieved.
"No problem. C'mon we're just headed to lunch"
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Gaara's pov
To say I was nervous would have been and understatement. That pink haired girl, Sakura, was eating with us. So was Tmari. I don't know how my sister got here. All I know is that she is like the only person who can get Shikamaru to talk. Well, her and Hinata. It was weird, when I asked Shiki about it, he said she was fun to talk to. Probably 'cause he didn't have to dumb things down for her. She's weird that way. She can be completely rude sometimes, but she still made a good friend.
"So Gaara, what school did you go to before you joined the band?" Sakura asked me.
"Sunagakura high," I replied.
"Did you like it there?"
I shrugged my shoulders.
Temari gave me a look that said 'talk to her or I'll show her your notebook'. I sighed. She could be a manipulative bitch when she wanted, "It was okay"
"Cool," Sakura replied and dropped the subject. Thankfully. I'd never show it, but she was really hard to talk to.
"What are we doing next? We have the afternoon off," Kiba asked.
"Naurto? Any ideas?" Shikamaru asked, breaking away from his conversation with my sister.
"Why would I have any ideas?" he restorted, glaring at Temari, just like he'd been doing all lunch.
Shikamaru shrugged, but looked at Naruto expectantly.
Naruto sighed, "We could go swimming"
"Yeah," Kiba.
"Sure," Shiki.
"Hn," me.
"Hn," Sasuke.
"Hn," Neji.
"Cool!" Sakura.
My sister didn't say anything, and I smirked.
"Hey Tema-chan, you wanna come?" Shika asked.
"Hm? What?" she asked, pretending to have been zoned out.
"Swimming," I said.
"Oh. No," was all she said.
"Why not?" Sakura asked.
Temari shrugged, "Don't really feel like it," she got up and left.
"Well, that was odd," Sakura mused. Naruto looked confused for a minute, before returning to his usual board expression.
I just smirked.
...
End chapter.
Brownie:That took longer then I expected.
Monkey: *looks at Brownie expectantly*
Brownie: Monkey why are you looking at me like that?
Monkey: *Blinks*
Brownie: I'm not a mind reader you know!
Monkey: You promised that you'd tell me about the number thing!
Brownie: ....You're still going on about that?
Monkey: .....................Yes.
Brownie: I'm lazy.
Monkey: That is.....................
Brownie: Monkey?
Monkey: Huh? Oh, yeah, I was going to say stupid, but your profile distracted me for a moment.
Brownie: Your reading that again?
Monkey: ....Yes.
Brownie: Why?
Monkey: Well, I'm still trying to figure out what 'Het' means.
Brownie: *sighs* Dear readers! If you know what that means, tell us. So Monkey can stop zoning out as she tries to think!
Monkey: I wasn't trying to think, I was thinking, and ignoring you!
Brownie: .................
Monkey: Don't act like it's such a big thing, I do it all the time!
Brownie: *Gasp*
Monkey: I have a present for you!
Brownie: Don't think that will distract me! 'cause it won't!
Monkey: Not even if it's a really hot picture of Naruto?
Brownie: Ooo yay!
Monkey: Now while she drools over that. Thank you for reading, and continue to read, and if not to much trouble, please review. Ja ne!