chapter three:

"Yo, homeys!" Luxa shouted.

Every1 in teh castl was listening,
cause she was the queen and she was made of fo'shizzle.

"O SNAP! I'm preggo, yo!" Luxa shouted.
She had a ginormous baby bump made out of fo' shizzle, yo.

"Oh noez!!! The prophecy has come true! Luxa is preggo!"
Solovet screamed.

"I gonna name the baby Shahania!" Gregor said, thinking about limes.

"I'm preggo!" Luxa shouted.

Then she fell to the floor, spitting up blood and stuff.
She was, like, giving birth.
Bob flew in with his wings, and smelled that
Luxa was giving birth becasue he was a scentseer and a rager and sexy.

He became rager and tackled Luksa in the stomach.

"WTF//" Gregor said.

But Bob was right, tackling Luxa
made the baby pop out.

"OH MY EFFING RIPRED!!! I GAVE BIRTH TO A GNAWER!!!"
Luxa said.

The gnawer had white fur and red eyes.
He was da semi-Bane, fo' shizzle.

"What kind of frekin' fo'shizzle did you yo
into that girl, idiot shizzle!!" Twirltongue said.

Then Bob used his sexy rager powers and made everyone
go to sleep while he helped the baby eat food.
Luxa was like, WTF I gave borth to a gnawer, yo.

A gnawer, yo.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boots was , like, in the Underland. She was walking around
the castle looking for Bob. She was twenty years old, she
got aged in a voodoo time spell.

"Hey, Boots, yo homey fashizzle?" Bob said.

"No shizzle in the manizzle, Bob." She was blushing.

"...okay." Bob was blushing tooo.

"You're sexy!"

"You smell like shoes....I like it." Bob said.

Then day kissed each other, cause they loved each other.
They were all like, smoochy goody.
They didnt have sex yet, that was for their
second encounter, fo' shizzle.

Then Gregor saw them, holding his gnawer daughter, Shahania. He saw them making out!

"WTF, you rapo dude!" Gregor said. He
*dropped* the baby and pulled Bob away from Boots.

They were like, kinda fighting, yo.
Gregor was mad.

Then Bob threw him out the castl window.
Then he was making out with Boots again.
Then the Shahania sneaked into the kitchen and
drank, milk. She was thirsty.

"Yo homeys! Luxa siad. She was
walking out of the building with
Shahania, the gnaer babay.

She saw Gregor on the floor, so she *dropped* the baby and sent him to the hospital.

Meanwhile, Bob and boots were boyfriend and girl friednd.
They were thinking about having kids, fo' shizzle.

Fo' shizle.

O SNAP, my microwave exploded...........uch.

Bob is smexy

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

bob was pissed an so he was going to take it out on gregor and so RipREd called a rager fight in the arena and everyone came. There Was a Way that bob said "come on fight me!" that turned Gregor on, but he wasnt going to say that tho, becuz bob knew he was sexy to girls & guys and he didnt tguml that gregor was bold enough to say it so he let it go.

"ur a weekling!" bob says to gregor, who hits him with a punhc bt bob isnt hurt he smiles and hits gregor across the arena and says "i win" and walks to boots and then gregor gets mad.

Shahania wsa somewear gettin droped on hr hed sum moer, and then she sayid "i hate you!' to luxa and walked off. ah. babies...

bob and margaret had sex. yay. authoress of this section refuses to give out what exactly happens, cuz she doesnt write erotica, or lemons period. even tame ones. [except once] and she's so very very lazy. all boots knew was that bob was exhausted, he was really good, an that she wanted to go to sleep.

she did that.

HOWEVER....

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