The real world

They whole gang just dropped out of the sky on sand except for lucky Ferio who landed on a shark. Ferio thought it was one of those cute and cuddly dogs that Hikaru told stories about. Ferio started petting the shark well, the shark didn't like THIS! The shark started biting Ferio. Ferio took out his sword and started cutting up the shark in little slices. Ferio swam to shore. On the way though a jellyfish stung him. Clef had to pee on Ferio's leg to relieve the pain. " Oh my gosh this is embarrassing…" Clef groaned. Primera started laughing. " I-I can't believe those two." Primera laughed in Lantis' ear. " Yeah…" Lantis said. Primera had a pink one piece on. Umi had on a blue two piece. Hikaru had on a red one piece. Fuu had on a green BIKINI! Ferio loved how Fuu looked in a bikini. Umi hated it! " Yuck look at her rolls hanging out of that bikini!" Umi whispered to Ascot. Clef glared at Primera! " I heard that! Return to a fairy!" Clef yelled at Primera. Primera turned into a little fairy and then a sudden gust of wind blew Primera into a bug catcher. " OUCH!" Primera said shaking. " Keep on urinating!" Ferio moaned in pain. A purple hair lifeguard walked by. " Excuse me miss but may I be able to have your phone-number and can I take you out to dinner?" The lifeguard asked Hikaru. Lantis nodded at Ascot. Ascot chanted a little then, red ants or fire ants began to crawl on the lifeguard and burn him the lifeguard ran away crying. Ascot and Lantis whistled innocently. " Well I think I'm gonna go swimming anyone wanna come with?" Umi asked slowly. " I DO!" Fuu yelled running towards Umi, suddenly she tripped and fell and went to hell! ( I don't like Fuu much…authors note) " Oh well…" Ferio sighed and skipped off gayly. ( authors note…gay + ly…I don't like Ferio much either…) " I never did think he was a real man…" Lafarga giggled. 0_o? Lantis and Eagle exchanged weird looks of concern.