Hiyo! I know I know. I was gone for like a good long while but, I have like a totally legit reason to why I couldn't up date. It's simple really. * flash back taking place* so im sitting in school ya know just chillin and taking notes right? So then the bell ring so I'm like 'yes skool out!' so I start booking out the door all beast like ya know then BLAM! This son of a biscuit comes up and rams me into the flippin concrete. So of course I cuss the guy out but, at the same time I'm trying not to cry cuz my arm start felling all broke and shit. I leave go home and start cryin because that shit REALLY hurt. Eventually I go to the doctor and I had sprained my wrist and cracked some random bone in my arm.* flash back over* But its all good and well so… I'm back! So here is the next chap and please check out my fic Radiant!
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"Half of this game is 90% mental, the other half is physical"-Tim Sylvia
No sense right?
Now as you all should Hinata was EXTREMLY self-conscious about herself and Sasuke Uchiha popping out of nowhere talking about her eyes hit a very soft spot. And everyone in the group knew that. Basically that's why Deidara acted the way he did.
So running up temporarily forgetting his tussle with Hidan. Deidara jumped in front of Hinata and glared him in the face.
"You fudged up bastard of an excuse of a… a… WALNUT! How dare you insult Hinata yeah!"
"Walnut... what are you mental?"
"You motha fucka yeah!"
"I'm sorry… but I have now mother to fuck."
"Father fucker! You sick gay BASTARD UN!"
"… yeah no father either…"
"Hehe I know what you do have ya little brotha fucka! Can't say nufin now! I knew you and Weasel boy had some sick brother complex going on yeah!"
"Number 1. I fucking hate Itachi. Number 2. Were you not just fighting with that albino guy? Number 3. Your voice is scarily deep for a girl."
Yep Sasuke was definitely digging himself into a very deep ditch.
"I AM NOT A GIRL UN!"
"Woah! What are you a tranny?"
"BITCH YOU CAN SUCK ITACHI'S DICK YEAH!"
Suddenly they were at each other's throats punching and kicking.
Naruto zoomed by and took his place next to Hidan who was also recording this. Suddenly Zetsu climbed from under the van.
"Now, now guys l-lets just g-go already w-we still need to beat t-the others there ri-right?"
Hinata said thinking it was about time to intervene
"Come on let the bitches battle it out!"
"Hidan really? Don't instigate. What? No! I wanna see them battle it out!"
"Don't you tell me to do shit ya little dandelion!"
"Fuck you! Wait stop!"
" I'M A SACRIFICE YOU TO JASHIN YOU LITTLE PIECE OF MANURE!"
"BITCH I WANNA SEE YOU TRY! I'LL EAT YOU ALIVE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS! Oh wait I didn't mean it!"
"Wait… is the black and white one a cannibal?!"
"I really don't know Naruto. I really don't know…"
"Sasori! Stop just talking with t-the Uzamaki and s-stop them!"
"Get in there! Oh snap! Naruto you saw that right! Oh shit that's got to hurt! Hinata you said something?"
"Uhg…. Never mind…." Sighing all Hinata could do was watch the two fights unfold right in front over her face. Until eventually one of Sasuke's punches missed Deidara and landed on Hidan, Which causedhim to kick the Uchiha but missed ending up kicking Deidara who tried to do another falcon punch on him but missed when Hidan ducked causing it to land on Zetsu. Over all the two fights ended up converging creating a large brawl.
Hinata was losing her patience very, very quickly.
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Zetsu bit Sasuke.
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Hidan did a uppercut on Deidara.
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Deidara threw a fire cracker at Zetsu.
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Sasuke rammed into Hidan.
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Naruto laughed at them while Sasori yelled out random things like 'punch him!' or 'kick him in the balls'
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Tobi farted.
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Kisame puked up more sushi in the bushes.
And, Hinata blew up.
" I SWEAR IF YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCKS DON'T GET THE HELL OFF OF EACH OTHER THEN IM GONNA BEAT YOU ALL UP INTO A FUCKING BLOODY PULP! SASORI AND NARUTO IF YOU GUYS LAUGH OR INSTIGATE ONE MORE LITTLE FUCKING TIME I SWEAR IMMA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOU ASSES YOUR GONNA WONDER IF YOU STRAIGHT OR NOT! AN THE LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING TOBI YOU FART ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR YOUR GONNA REGRET IT CAUSE I'LL GIVE YOU ONE HELL OF A THING TO FAT AT! YEAH YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? ITS GONNA BE ME RIPPING YOUR BALLS OUT AND EATING THEM FOR BREAKFEATS WITH PANCAKES! KISAME! JUST GO PUKE SOME MORE! NEXT TIME DON'T FUCKING EAT SUSHI FROM GODDAMN 7-ll!... huh..huh…huh… please?"
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Hidan cried.
Sasuke thought that maybe repeating 12th graded wouldn't be so bad.
Deidara stopped lighting up fire crackers to throw at people.
Zetsu spit out a small piece of Sasuke's leg.
Naruto started to hyphenate from stopping his laughter.
Sasori turned around from everyone and cried.
Tobi farted by accident. Then ran under the van screaming about how his balls wouldn't taste good with pancakes.
Kisame puke up more sushi.
"Well… c-come on guys w-we need t-to go to the l-library the others m-must be waiting."
Sorry if its too short for you guys but I've found out… I like my chaps short and funny what can I say?