Disclaimer: I know as amazing as I am it would seem that I would own Twilight but sadly I dont!! But ONE DAY I WILL MMMUUHHHAA!!

It was just another average day at the Cullen house, except for the fact that it was sunny, AGAIN!! Which meant that I was incredibly bored, as usual. This time I was prepared!! I knew just what I was going to do today! Ruin peoples lives of course, its what I do best!!

I ran to the kitchen where Alice and Esme were talking about something. Edward was gone somewhere with Bella but they would be back soon, which was when my plan would take full effect! Yes I know I'm an evil genius!! If I could only take over the world... ah lets just save that for another day shall we.

"Hey Alice!!" I yelled and went to stand beside her.

"What is it Emmett?" Replied and annoyed Alice.

"Bella said that she REALLY wants to go shopping with you, and have you give her a make-over instead of going on that date with Edward tonight!"

She jumped up in the air with excitement, "OMG!! Really? YES!! I knew she would come around!! YES!! I have to go get everything ready!!" Then she ran upstairs at vampire speed.

Yes!! Bella, check one life ruined! Now for Edward and his prized CD collection!! Once again I ran up two flights of stairs at vampire speed and went into his room. I had brought with me the most annoying CDs imaginable such as Braney, The Wiggles, Aqua, and other random songs any three year old would like disguised as the CDs he already had. At vampire speed I changed all the CDs for the fakes then ran out of the room and sat innocently on the couch.

Yes!! Edward, check now I have two lives ruined!! Lets see.. who next.. AHA its time for Jasper!! He was off hunting so he wouldn't come in on me while I did the dirty deed!! I went to his bathroom and poured permanent blue hair dye in his bottle of shampoo! NOW HIS GOLDEN HAIR WILL BE BLUE!! MUHHAA!!

Yes!! Jasper, check now I have three lives ruined! Now for my next victim Alice!! She was getting ready for Bella so she shouldn't notice me sneaking into her closet! Quietly I opened the door and snatched up all her left shoes and hid them under Edward's couch!! MUHHAA!

Yes!! Alice, check now I have four lives ruined! Now tis time for Rosalie!! She was off hunting with Jasper so no chance in running into her!! I ran into our room and took all her nail polish (which so loves so much!!) and broke every bottle and threw them in the bath tub with a note that said Bella did it!

Yes!! Rosalie, check now I have five lives ruined! hum... now I believe Esme is next. This should be interesting! I went and picked up the phone and dilled the number for the movable petting zoo, you know the one that people rent for little kids birthday day parties! Finally somebody picked up!

"Yes hello I need you to bring your farm animals to my house this afternoon, oh and bring them inside the house if you could. That's where the umm... party is you see and well just let them in." I asked him.

"Okay sir"

Yes!! Now Esme will freak cause all the goats and lamas messed up the house!! I am truly amazing!! Hee hee hee !! Okay so that only leaves Carlisle! He was at work so no chance in getting caught right? I walked to his desk where his computer with all his important documents were and sat down in the big comfy chair. Cracking his password was hard but crashing his computer was easy and fun!!

I jumped up from the desk when I was through and ran to the living room to watch foot ball. Yes!! Now I have ruined everybody's life!! This is awesome!! Hum... All that pranking has made me thirsty... I think I could go for some grizzle right now.

seven hours later

I drove up to the house, everything was quiet much too quiet. I shrugged it off, surly they wouldn't be that mad at me, right? I parked the car then went up the front steps and opened the door to find my whole family, and Bella looking angrily at the door.

"EMMETT!!" They all yelled.

"Umm... hi!" I said then turned around and ran away trying not to laugh.

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